Operation cleat

seanoconn

"In 2013 a crack forum unit was banned by a moderation team for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security suspention to the Stoke underground. Today, still wanted by the moderators, they survive as posters of fortune. If you have a post, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Cleat-Team."

As you may or may not know, cleat has been MIA for over a week now. Not banned but we believed him to be highly p!ssed off and wanting an indefinite break from the forum. Decent folk would allow cleat his space and respect his decision....

Selfish tw@ts that we are, we want out cleat back.

Problem No one has his contact details and he's not logging on to read pm's.

Plan Im assuming he still gets notification of pm's by email. If we could synchronise a mass pm assault and fill up his email inbox with a catchy pm title, we may be able to attract cleats attention.

If cleats inbox is full.... we're stuffed!

Catchy pm titles please? Alternative plans for cleats return please??

pinno

seanoconn wrote:

"In 2013 a crack forum unit was banned by a moderation team for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security suspention to the Stoke underground. Today, still wanted by the moderators, they survive as posters of fortune. If you have a post, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Cleat-Team."

As you may or may not know, cleat has been MIA for over a week now. Not banned but we believed him to be highly p!ssed off and wanting an indefinite break from the forum. Decent folk would allow cleat his space and respect his decision....

Selfish tw@ts that we are, we want out cleat back.

Problem No one has his contact details and he's not logging on to read pm's.

Plan Im assuming he still gets notification of pm's by email. If we could synchronise a mass pm assault and fill up his email inbox with a catchy pm title, we may be able to attract cleats attention.

If cleats inbox is full.... we're stuffed!

Catchy pm titles please? Alternative plans for cleats return please??

I have PM'd him to death. Subjects:

'Oi Cuntchops'
'Oi munterchomper'
'Breaking news: Stoke hit by earthquake. Local council says that it did £2m in improvements'
'Pipe smoking increases virility'
'Sean loves you' - maybe thats what drove him off.
'Jerqing kangaroo hops away happy'
'Suarez signs for Accrington Stanley'...Accrington who?...Exactly.
'Pound shop security in Merseyside "skandalously poor liek", says mayor'.

seanoconn

Good work.

So either cleat's inbox is full. He doesn't have email notification. Or he's being rude?

Are there any nutty soldier types on here that have nutty soldier mates that can find anyone, by way of computer trickery? If so, we don't want him harmed, we just want him back..... Maybe roughed up a little

Dmak

Maybe he's on holiday? Nice post though.

Yossie

We neeeed Cleat back. Can we tempt him with piccies of Nina from Nina and the Neurons and biscuits?

pinno

Yossie wrote:

We neeeed Cleat back. Can we tempt him with piccies of Nina from Nina and the Neurons and biscuits?

That would definately work.

Aren't you a 'nutty soldier type Y?'

Yossie

I'm not a soldier. I'm maroon. Soldiers are crap hats. They are good at running around and getting stuff for us though.

If you want I can have a word with someone but we may need Cleats pseudonym that he uses in the real world and an address.

seanoconn

Yossie wrote:

I'm not a soldier. I'm maroon. Soldiers are crap hats. They are good at running around and getting stuff for us though.

If you want I can have a word with someone but we may need Cleats pseudonym that he uses in the real world and an address.

I'm sure a nutty soldier type found someone's name and address on here, through his IP address, in order to threaten that person Im not condoning finding people by these means of course

Yossie

The only problem is that I don't even know what an IP address is, let alone how to find it and work out where someone lives from it.

I am a man of vinyl. Well, not literally, as I won't be able to go outside when its warm, but you know what I mean.

the playing mantis

seanoconn wrote:

Yossie wrote:

I'm not a soldier. I'm maroon. Soldiers are crap hats. They are good at running around and getting stuff for us though.

If you want I can have a word with someone but we may need Cleats pseudonym that he uses in the real world and an address.

I'm sure a nutty soldier type found someone's name and address on here, through his IP address, in order to threaten that person Im not condoning finding people by these means of course

he did, it was i think the burger avatar, dmclite or something??

very worrying state of affairs, makes you think before posting....

seanoconn

the playing mantis wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Yossie wrote:

I'm not a soldier. I'm maroon. Soldiers are crap hats. They are good at running around and getting stuff for us though.

If you want I can have a word with someone but we may need Cleats pseudonym that he uses in the real world and an address.

I'm sure a nutty soldier type found someone's name and address on here, through his IP address, in order to threaten that person Im not condoning finding people by these means of course

he did, it was i think the burger avatar, dmclite or something??

very worrying state of affairs, makes you think before posting....

In his defence, I'm sure he was only joking.

seanoconn

ballysmate

Just received PM from Cleat, saying he is with Pinar here and not to worry.
He has kindly attached a map and a link.


http://www.thehead-office.co.uk/index.php

Yossie

Ballysmate wrote:

Just received PM from Cleat, saying he is with Pinar here and not to worry.
He has kindly attached a map and a link.


http://www.thehead-office.co.uk/index.php

I'll have it napalmed straight away - consider it done. The fly boys have been notified (its not too far away so they don't mind. And it means that they can all be home for tea).


Errrr - that was the outcome we wanted wasn't it? I'm not sure, bit confused.

ballysmate

Yossie wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Just received PM from Cleat, saying he is with Pinar here and not to worry.
He has kindly attached a map and a link.


http://www.thehead-office.co.uk/index.php

I'll have it napalmed straight away - consider it done. The fly boys have been notified (its not too far away so they don't mind. And it means that they can all be home for tea).


Errrr - that was the outcome we wanted wasn't it? I'm not sure, bit confused.

If you are going to use napalm, could you not drop it between 6 and 7 on a Tuesday and Thursday, when I go for my 'massage'?
Old cycling injury, you know.

seanoconn

Yossie wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Just received PM from Cleat, saying he is with Pinar here and not to worry.
He has kindly attached a map and a link.


http://www.thehead-office.co.uk/index.php

I'll have it napalmed straight away - consider it done. The fly boys have been notified (its not too far away so they don't mind. And it means that they can all be home for tea).


Errrr - that was the outcome we wanted wasn't it? I'm not sure, bit confused.

If we can't have him, no one can! Napalm away my good man

Yossie

Bollox. In true fly boy fashion they hit the pub by the car park (quelle surprise - hit the wrong thing. Again).

I'm speaking very, very, very sternly to the man with the biggest moustache in an attempt to get them to do their jobs properly. For once.

Can anyone confirm if they manage to spend millions of pounds of tax payers money and actually do something right for once.

pinno

Yossie wrote:

Bollox. In true fly boy fashion they hit the pub by the car park (quelle surprise - hit the wrong thing. Again).

It must have been the Americans again with their drones. I'm fine BTW. I have been told that this missile whistled past my ear and exploded whilst I was asleep after a munter orgy, 9 pints of cider and having eaten a picture of a double hamburger.
I have now got shell shock.
The thing is, as I was asleep a the time of the explosion, if no one had told me that there was a missile that exploded not far from me, I would never have known and I would not be suffering shell shock. So I am muchas p!ssed awf.

seanoconn

It's been five hours and twenty four days
Since u took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since u took your love away
Since u been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these blues
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares 2 u...

seanoconn

Has anyone seen or heard from the c*nt?

the playing mantis

he gone. just deal with it. latch onto vtech instead. he can fund your adultwork hobby and give you the jetset lifestyle.

seanoconn

the playing mantis wrote:

he gone. just deal with it. latch onto vtech instead. he can fund your adultwork hobby and give you the jetset lifestyle.

Ooh goodie, we can make up stories together only joking V.

Seriously though, I'm no sponger.

I didn't get quite as much for your Orbea as I was expecting, the buyer said it had a xenophobic aire to it. If you could see your way clear to lending me £50, I will gladly pay you back next Tuesday. I promise I'm not leaving the country.

simonhead

I think Cleat is a guy called Martin Bramah, went to send him a PM and hit the Yahoo button instead by mistake and it came up with Martin Bramah, not a very common name I think, profile says he is from Leigh which is near Manchester and is where the Musician has his Linked In Profile set too.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Bramah

dmclite-3.0

I'm on this muvvafukkas. I'm all over it like a powerful moss, like a fat kids grip on the last piece of pie, like Pete Docherty on talc.

Any ides what his real name is, where he lives and/or national insurance number. Oh, just a quickie, if he isn't pleased to hear from me (weve had wordsin the past :P ), can I terminate wiv extreme predujice ?

BTW, I was maroon, 9 Para RE, explains some things.

seanoconn

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

I'm on this muvvafukkas. I'm all over it like a powerful moss, like a fat kids grip on the last piece of pie, like Pete Docherty on talc.

Any ides what his real name is, where he lives and/or national insurance number. Oh, just a quickie, if he isn't pleased to hear from me (weve had wordsin the past :P ), can I terminate wiv extreme predujice ?

BTW, I was maroon, 9 Para RE, explains some things.

About muvvafukking time! I was asking for your help two weeks ago on this thread.

Yossie

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

I'm on this muvvafukkas. I'm all over it like a powerful moss, like a fat kids grip on the last piece of pie, like Pete Docherty on talc.

Any ides what his real name is, where he lives and/or national insurance number. Oh, just a quickie, if he isn't pleased to hear from me (weve had wordsin the past :P ), can I terminate wiv extreme predujice ?

BTW, I was maroon, 9 Para RE, explains some things.

Hat

But a good hat

seanoconn

A Marine in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ''Wanna hear a PARA joke?''

The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a PARA.

The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's a PARA. The fella next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also a PARA. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''

The Marine raises one eyebrow, rolls up his sleeves and says ...................., ''Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.''

dmclite-3.0

Yossie wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

I'm on this muvvafukkas. I'm all over it like a powerful moss, like a fat kids grip on the last piece of pie, like Pete Docherty on talc.

Any ides what his real name is, where he lives and/or national insurance number. Oh, just a quickie, if he isn't pleased to hear from me (weve had wordsin the past :P ), can I terminate wiv extreme predujice ?

BTW, I was maroon, 9 Para RE, explains some things.

Hat

But a good hat

Are you boggy old Para reg then ? (Secretly hoping you are an attached sloppo) You buggers hate everyone.

simonhead

Hows the hunt for Cleat going, i give you all the info and hear not a bleeding thing.

Yossie

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Yossie wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

I'm on this muvvafukkas. I'm all over it like a powerful moss, like a fat kids grip on the last piece of pie, like Pete Docherty on talc.

Any ides what his real name is, where he lives and/or national insurance number. Oh, just a quickie, if he isn't pleased to hear from me (weve had wordsin the past :P ), can I terminate wiv extreme predujice ?

BTW, I was maroon, 9 Para RE, explains some things.

Hat

But a good hat

Are you boggy old Para reg then ? (Secretly hoping you are an attached sloppo) You buggers hate everyone.

Too right we hate everyone - they're all a bunch of hats.

meursault

seanoconn wrote:

Good work.

So either cleat's inbox is full. He doesn't have email notification. Or he's being rude?

Are there any nutty soldier types on here that have nutty soldier mates that can find anyone, by way of computer trickery? If so, we don't want him harmed, we just want him back..... Maybe roughed up a little

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