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"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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Kitty wrote:Lancashire > YorkshireGOD wrote:I was bored and went hid for six days. The Archangel Gabriel found me resting on the seventh day.
"What have You been up to?" he said.
"I've created the planet Earth and it will be a place of great balance."
"Balance?" said Gabriel.
I explained.
North America would be wealthy and South America would be poor.
"Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there a continent of black people."
I talked of different countries.
"That one will be hot and that one will be covered with ice."
Gabriel was impressed and pointed to an area in England and said:
"What's that?"
"Ah," I said
"That is Yorkshire, the most glorious place on Earth. There will be beautiful lakes, streams, rivers and hills, great music, architecture, and sporting giants. The people from Yorkshire will be modest, intelligent and witty. They will be sociable, hard working and high achievers. They will be known throughout the world as diplomats and peace-makers."
Gabriel gasped in admiration, thought for a moment, and said: "But what about balance, God? You said there will be balance."
I said, nodding sagely, "let me tell you about Lancashire...""Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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Yorkshire, a place when on a clear day you can see it's raining......
As told to me by a Lancastrian
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The Rookie wrote:He's married to a Yorkshire lass"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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nicklouse wrote:The Rookie wrote:He's married to a Yorkshire lass0
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And therefore over 5'6" and taller than a Welshman?Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.0
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The Rookie wrote:And therefore over 5'6" and taller than a Welshman?0
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YeehaaMcgee wrote:The Rookie wrote:And therefore over 5'6" and taller than a Welshman?"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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F*ck Wales.0
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So are you yorkies claiming Hull or is that in the 'county' of North Humberside?Loving life in rural SW France
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Yorkshire is the original two Ridings, plus York and the original North Yorkshire.
None of this Humberside, Cleveland or South Yorkshire nonsense!0 -
compo wrote:Yorkshire is the original two Ridings, plus York and the original North Yorkshire.
None of this Humberside, Cleveland or South Yorkshire nonsense!
south was part of West."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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you haven't answered the question! Who is having Hull? Lincolnshire doesn't want it!Loving life in rural SW France
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bg13 wrote:you haven't answered the question! Who is having Hull? Lincolnshire doesn't want it!"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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nicklouse wrote:compo wrote:Yorkshire is the original two Ridings, plus York and the original North Yorkshire.
None of this Humberside, Cleveland or South Yorkshire nonsense!
south was part of West.
South Yorkshire was formed in 1974 from part of one of the original 3 Ridings(West)Humberside was formed from the East Riding and part of the North riding was taken to form Cleveland.I was only 4 but remember my grandparents still saying they lived in the West Riding for years after SYorks was made.
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Grandma died and Grandad get her a edstone. he asked the Mason for summat cheap just the name and "Lord she was thine" for an inscription. He goes t graveyard to see the new edstone and it said
Jane Smith
Lord she was thin.
He rings up mason and sharts thas left out the E I paid for an E. Sorry sir I will get to it right away and it will be done by tommorow. Grandad goes back nex day and the edstone now says
Jane Smith
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YeehaaMcgee wrote:The Welsh. We've claimed Hull. With the full backing of the Scots.
Leviticus 25:44 states I may possess slaves both male and female as long as they are purchased from neighboring nations. I think I'll have a welsh or two.pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day
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Woodmonkey wrote:YeehaaMcgee wrote:The Welsh. We've claimed Hull. With the full backing of the Scots.0
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YeehaaMcgee wrote:Woodmonkey wrote:YeehaaMcgee wrote:The Welsh. We've claimed Hull. With the full backing of the Scots.pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day
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nicklouse wrote:compo wrote:Yorkshire is the original two Ridings, plus York and the original North Yorkshire.
None of this Humberside, Cleveland or South Yorkshire nonsense!
south was part of West.
North was never a riding. It has always been North Yorkshire.
therefore, pre 1974, there was North Yo0rkshire, The West Riding of Yorkshire, and The East Riding of Yorkshire. plus York0 -
compo wrote:
North was never a riding. It has always been North Yorkshire.
therefore, pre 1974, there was North Yo0rkshire, The West Riding of Yorkshire, and The East Riding of Yorkshire. plus York
I suggest doing a bit more looking up."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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bloody midlanders getting their knickers in a twist :roll:0
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nicklouse wrote:The Rookie wrote:He's married to a Yorkshire lassIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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