Real Time P.A.Y.E...help!

pinno
pinno Posts: 52,463
edited July 2013 in The cake stop
Quick lesson for idiots please.

Went to the HMRC website- what a mess and as an employer who is unfortunately not exempt I need to start doing real time PAYE.
1. Where tf is the blasted non-commercial software?
2. If you are using it, advice please.

Ta.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,760
    You weren't searching very hard - took me less than 2 minutes to find this:
    http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/payerti/payroll/bpt/paye-tools.htm
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You weren't searching very hard - took me less than 2 minutes to find this:
    http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/payerti/payroll/bpt/paye-tools.htm
    That's the fella! :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,463
    None of the f*ckin downloads work.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,760
    pinarello001 wrote:
    None of the f*ckin downloads work.
    They must have worked out that you're a bit of a leftie so don't mind paying more tax for the common good, and blocked you from downloading so they can fine you for non-compliance :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    pinarello001 wrote:
    None of the f*ckin downloads work.
    Hmmmm......
    I've been using their tools for years and this is as good as it has got. A bit of stumbling around to find things but no real problems.
    As for a solution, phone their help desk (after 17:00 to get a quicker answer). I have found them very helpful. They want your money. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,463
    daviesee wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    None of the f*ckin downloads work.
    Hmmmm......
    I've been using their tools for years and this is as good as it has got. A bit of stumbling around to find things but no real problems.
    As for a solution, phone their help desk (after 17:00 to get a quicker answer). I have found them very helpful. They want your money. :wink:

    I'll try that - cheers.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • plowmar
    plowmar Posts: 1,032
    That's impressive, you are Google aren't you?.

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