I'm bored

pesky_jones
pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
edited July 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Someone say something controversial. Make it juicy

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    I don't like my wifes new haircut
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    I hate orange, only moronic ponces like them.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    Get a job you scrounging bum, and if you have one, get on with it. If you happen to be on holiday, go visit the old folk they have nowt better to do either.
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  • compo
    compo Posts: 1,370
    And show the old bats how your Jones is Pesky
    GREAT SUCCESS!

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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Why should I get a job? I scrounge enough benefit off you taxpayers to pay for my Orange bike (best bike company in the world by the way), I don't need anymore.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    compo wrote:
    And show the old bats how your Jones is Pesky

    They already know far too well.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Why should I get a job? I scrounge enough benefit off you taxpayers to pay for my Orange bike (best bike company in the world by the way), I don't need anymore.

    You girder loving fairy,

    bet you like sitting on fence posts....
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Someone say something controversial. Make it juicy

    Good news, you're not sick. 'Sick' suggests there's a cure, and there's no cure for being a c**t.


    How was that?
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Your dad was right. Madeleine was a better lay than your Mum.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • coulddobetter
    coulddobetter Posts: 812
    I have a relative who worked on the maddy case , he doesn't think they did it !
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    coulddobetter wrote:
    I have a relative who worked on the maddy case , he doesn't think they did it !

    We all know that already as the guilty party is within this forum
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Clank wrote:
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Someone say something controversial. Make it juicy

    Good news, you're not sick. 'Sick' suggests there's a cure, and there's no cure for being a c**t.


    How was that?

    Err honestly? Pretty lame!
    Thewaylander wrote:
    You girder loving fairy,

    You’ve got me there, can’t beat a bit of top flange.

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