Shopping centre ban for sex act cyclist

pinkteapot
pinkteapot Posts: 367
edited July 2013 in The cake stop
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Crazy man. He could have made a mess all over his bike!

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    "Sentencing him, Judge Geoffery Marson QC imposed a sexual offences prevention order and banned him from returning to Carlton Lanes or from entering female toilets and changing rooms."

    He's not banned from whacking off in the male toilets then :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinkteapot
    pinkteapot Posts: 367
    Or on his bike in places other than Carlton Lanes shopping centre...

    Maybe he just really likes his bike.
  • AchillesLeftKnee
    AchillesLeftKnee Posts: 713
    Well, that's Peter Sagan's next victory celebration nipped in the bud, so to speak.
    Mangeur
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Win - win, he got his rocks off and never has to go shopping with his missus again!
  • estampida
    estampida Posts: 1,008
    I see wankers on bikes every day..... :roll:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about cycling and helmets :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • sadlybiggins
    sadlybiggins Posts: 158
    He must save a fortune in dry lube
  • drlodge
    drlodge Posts: 4,826
    SadlyBiggins wrote:
    He must save a fortune in dry lube

    I've noticed my lube is quite milky in colour, must remember to give it a vigorous shake in future.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Health and Safety erm... issues.
    Need both hands to control bike.
  • marylogic
    marylogic Posts: 355
    I read this and thought what a disgusting pervert.

    If I had been there I would have been pretty upset too. Having to look at his horrible knobbly tyres and repulsive flat handlebars. This sort of mountain bike exposure has to be stamped out.

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