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Every need got an ego to feed
Before getting into the deep important stuff, I found myself compelled to write a few words about the editor of the Croydonshire Cavalier, (circulation 2).
This irritating puppy dog that stinks of dead camel fleas urine infection has made many suppositions including the 'under the thumb theory'. I can dispel this easily - I am busy on my manifesto and I am currently applying for the vacant presidents position in Egypt. I will replace Egyptology with Pinarology and from Cairo, I can annoy many races and creeds universally, parading the streets on my Trattor sporting a very nice turban kindly illustrated by the common cattle larvaes puke of worm effluent stench of the sewerage pipe Gonorrhea infested rat from Putrid Street, seanaidoconnor.
With my spies in the Ecuadorian embassy, I found out that an office block in Croydon was fitted with extra wide triple doors so that a particular turd smeared common tapeworm with hemaoroids and niffy IBS with his enormous Ego could fit through the door to actually do some work.
The important stuff
Where is T47b? Has he been posted to assasinate Snowdon?
Lisicki has laid prostrate in happiness on no less than 3 occassions and at no time did the PC Wombledon cameras pick an angle conducive to the big girls thread. This most frustrating of occurences has still left a big unanswered question - Does her eyebrows or her hair match the springy bits?
I will have to go, busy as I am and practising 35mph bunny hops like Cav.
More next time...
Before getting into the deep important stuff, I found myself compelled to write a few words about the editor of the Croydonshire Cavalier, (circulation 2).
This irritating puppy dog that stinks of dead camel fleas urine infection has made many suppositions including the 'under the thumb theory'. I can dispel this easily - I am busy on my manifesto and I am currently applying for the vacant presidents position in Egypt. I will replace Egyptology with Pinarology and from Cairo, I can annoy many races and creeds universally, parading the streets on my Trattor sporting a very nice turban kindly illustrated by the common cattle larvaes puke of worm effluent stench of the sewerage pipe Gonorrhea infested rat from Putrid Street, seanaidoconnor.
With my spies in the Ecuadorian embassy, I found out that an office block in Croydon was fitted with extra wide triple doors so that a particular turd smeared common tapeworm with hemaoroids and niffy IBS with his enormous Ego could fit through the door to actually do some work.
The important stuff
Where is T47b? Has he been posted to assasinate Snowdon?
Lisicki has laid prostrate in happiness on no less than 3 occassions and at no time did the PC Wombledon cameras pick an angle conducive to the big girls thread. This most frustrating of occurences has still left a big unanswered question - Does her eyebrows or her hair match the springy bits?
I will have to go, busy as I am and practising 35mph bunny hops like Cav.
More next time...
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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I was out 'avin a cake stop this morning, in the Isetta, two blokes with suspension mountain BSO's, baggy shorts and guns told me "nice car, what year is it, you can't park it here, could you move it please, not now, later when you have finished your breakfast will be fine"
The Portuguese goverment said that Snowdome was not allowed to fly over my garden, and it's too hot to go look for him at the bottom of my garden as it is like a jungle and is even unsuitable for your trattor, unless you still have the flamethrower mounted on the bonnet.my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
Egypt has fallen under the rule of Pinarology. The Muslim Brothers scattered. But there's still time to prevent this....
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
