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Wrath Rob
Wrath Rob Posts: 2,918
edited June 2013 in Commuting chat
Who let one of the resident SCR sex pests visit Sweden? And which one was it?
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  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    road.cc wrote:
    Velophile
    :shock: I thought this was meant to be a positive term?
  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    I've come across lots of very nice chaps and chapesses in Pearson CC
    Hmmmm.....
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Urgh, look at the state of that bike. At least when I do it my missus... er I mean bike looks like this:

    oltre+1.png

    Or at least I imagine her to be....
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  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    I suppose it would brighten a visit by the fairy if you found it THAT exciting :shock: :shock:
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,855
    It's not exclusively a Scandinavian thing. There was a story on the BBC news website a few years ago about a guy in Scotland being done for committing an obscene act with a bicycle in his hotel room. It didn't say if the act was consensual or not. Also how do they know what he was doing if he was in a hotel room?
    This has been discussed at length in the office.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    bahahahah thats brilliant

    what a crazy wingnut!

    imagine explaining why you had a criminal record in a job interview

    ha

    i thought a velophile was someone who enjoys cycling...
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  • raymondo60
    raymondo60 Posts: 735
    velophile
    Definition from Wiktionary, the free dictionary
    Jump to: navigation, search English[edit]Noun[edit]velophile (plural velophiles)

    1.Someone who enjoys (masturbating over or adjacent to) bicycles or (dreams about masturbating while) cycling

    Retrieved from "http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=velophile&oldid=5718878&quot;
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    Fixed that for Them
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    just so you know I no longer reside in Sweden.
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    nicklouse wrote:
    just so you know I no longer reside in Sweden.

    did you have to leave after being caught on camera doing something you probably shouldnt have been doing by any chance?
    Keeping it classy since '83