Ballysmate Countdown
Cleat Eastwood
Posts: 7,508
countdown starts here
804
As you know with baited breath we waited for a pronouncement of earth shattering significance from Pross, only to be let down by a single obscure post in Pro Race.
Ballysmate is currently on 804 posts - we wait with baited breath.
So bow at the altar of ballysmate here and ask him to pronounce on matters significant to us all.
My question for his 1000'th would be how big is infinity and what tyres would you use to get there.
804
As you know with baited breath we waited for a pronouncement of earth shattering significance from Pross, only to be let down by a single obscure post in Pro Race.
Ballysmate is currently on 804 posts - we wait with baited breath.
So bow at the altar of ballysmate here and ask him to pronounce on matters significant to us all.
My question for his 1000'th would be how big is infinity and what tyres would you use to get there.
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
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I've got my seat for the countdown to greatness
My guess for 1000th would be something slightly kinky with a right wing slant. Is Ballysmate truly 'The One'? Will he free us all? Watch this space.....
As you see I broached the subject of infinity with Pinarello.
It I were to cycle to infinity, it would be my luck to pick the first option, ie twice as far as the second path to infinity. :?
So it isn't chess your playing! Ummm.....
Could it be?
I could be a false prophet.
I can feel The Quickening. There can be only one!
My money is on seanoconn - the dudes turning bad
Thats me in theback reading Museum Monthly - I buy it for the big artefacts on page 3.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
I wondered what the noise was - do you think pinarello001 needs a shave - his shirt looks ok though - and I think he has hiccups.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
Venus Di Milo with her tits out again?
Mind you, I've had over 50 years disappointing people, so I will get over it.
Be a nice guy, or be a [email protected]
Doesn’t matter what you write.
Someone here will say ‘That’s shite!’
You can be funny, you can be rude.
But the mods will ban you, if you’re crude.
Post a rant, or post a whinge.
But don’t post tits, and don’t post censored .
From Susanna Reid to Stuart Hall
Bottom Bracket, has it all.
Cleat Eastwood is Prince of Mirth.
Comrade Frank sounds wide of girth.
Cleat, he has a comic bent.
He fell in love, with Stoke on Trent.
On his song thread, Frank is seen.
Favourite track? God Save the Queen.
Seanoconn, he is a card.
Simon Masters looks real hard.
T47, watches his sugar.
Out in the sun, lucky censored .
No meat for him, not even steak.
Lettuce he’ll have, and broccoli bake
Stanley and Crunchy have found their niche
And Vtech is the nouveau riche
I like Vtech, says what he can
But he really is, a marmite man.
What car you drive, what watch you wear.
It doesn’t matter, we don’t care.
Mickey 23, likes his birds
Bustacapp, hates dog turds.
Yossie in khaki, a full screw.
Napd in blue, he’ll nick you.
Declan is young, he takes his pics.
Looking at norks, Yossie gets his kicks.
Ezy Ryder, gave us some laughs
Looking for his decalgraphs.
Speed King, he looked an @rse.
All that, ‘I blame wiggle’ farce
Yellow Peril, got in hot water.
He posted stuff, he hadn’t oughta
The Great Divide, a Scot by heck.
Come the time, he’ll vote Big ‘Eck
Smidsy and Vtech, off to the track
Nice one Vtech, pat on the back.
Pinarello, from the bush.
Seanoconn, a southern mush.
They had a scrap, didn’t strike a blow.
What about? Fuctifanno!
Ah Pinarello, I hear you utter.
Is he sane? Is he a nutter?
Pinarology for the chattering class.
I don’t think so, you silly censored
DMC was gonna jack.
But people pleaded, and he came back
What about Mantis? His postings dip.
Now working for Nige? Vote for UKIP
Soni and raisens, his UFOs too.
Grabbed by aliens? woohoo woohoo.
What about me, I hear the refrain.
I was just passing by, but still I remain.
I joined the forum, to buy a saddle.
But stayed too long, my mind you did addle.
Now I am finished, my poem is done.
Just to show you, I’m not the one.
As I sit back, having done my bit.
I’ve had enough, of writing this censored .
McGonagall
If I have missed you out please do not be offended. If I included you please do not be offended.
In fact.
Be you in or be you out, it really is just luck.
If you think I cause offence, I don’t give a…….
Pam Ayres
You are the chosen one - now how to change waffle into whine and back again.
Maybe you can bring peace to the war of pinarology and seanoconnomics - pina's jewish so he might not accept you as the saviour, and seans an atheist so you might find he'll ignore your phone calls for a while.
Now wer are saved you can all come round to mine for some post saviour snacks - fosters gold, myrrh pasta , frankincense dip oh and twiglets, goblets of wine and some cheese and pineapple on a ritz cracker - only one but I do have one hell of a cracker
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
Congratulations!!
Immortalized in the saviours historic post
Enjoying the pause on 1000 posts, keep it up
1000 posts - you bounder!
Sorry Sean. There was no sex, never mind kinky sex.
I seem to recall someone being a little anti making a thing of posting milestones :P
seanoconn
Sunset in Brighton. Widows could do with a wash. Right I'm off into town with the ladyboys. Night peeps.