Ballysmate Countdown

Cleat Eastwood

countdown starts here

804

As you know with baited breath we waited for a pronouncement of earth shattering significance from Pross, only to be let down by a single obscure post in Pro Race.

Ballysmate is currently on 804 posts - we wait with baited breath.

So bow at the altar of ballysmate here and ask him to pronounce on matters significant to us all.

My question for his 1000'th would be how big is infinity and what tyres would you use to get there.

RDW

seanoconn

807

I've got my seat for the countdown to greatness And I don't care if your ticket says 'Row H 12.' I'm not moving!

My guess for 1000th would be something slightly kinky with a right wing slant. Is Ballysmate truly 'The One'? Will he free us all? Watch this space.....

ballysmate

Sean, have you used our special word yet?

seanoconn

All the time. But nobody knows what it means, which might be a good thing

ballysmate

Cleat,

Re: The Poly-Chloro-Tetra-Fluoro-Ethylene Poll

by Ballysmate » Wed May 01, 2013 8:15 pm
pinarello001 wrote:
How on earth can you have a 'biggest number', surely it is infinite ?


Pinarello

If you started counting a series on numbers, 1 2 3 etc you would have a series containing an infinite number of numbers.
If you counted a second series 2 4 6 8 etc you again would have a series with containing an infinite number of numbers.
But surely there should be twice as many numbers in the first series compared to the second. But both series contain an infinite amount of numbers.
Can one infinite number be twice as big as another infinite number?

As you see I broached the subject of infinity with Pinarello.
It I were to cycle to infinity, it would be my luck to pick the first option, ie twice as far as the second path to infinity. :?

ballysmate

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

FocusZing

seanoconn wrote:

807

I've got my seat for the countdown to greatness And I don't care if your ticket says 'Row H 12.' I'm not moving!

My guess for 1000th would be something slightly kinky with a right wing slant. Is Ballysmate truly 'The One'? Will he free us all? Watch this space.....

So it isn't chess your playing! Ummm.....

FocusZing

Could it be?

ballysmate

I see FocusZing is on 982. He could be the one.
I could be a false prophet.

ballysmate

I see FocusZing is up to 995. The hour is nigh.
I can feel The Quickening. There can be only one!

seanoconn

Ballysmate wrote:

I see FocusZing is up to 995. The hour is nigh.
I can feel The Quickening. There can be only one!

Spoken in Sean Connery's best Spanish accent

ballysmate

FocusZing's count is going down. Are dark forces at work?

Cleat Eastwood

Ballysmate wrote:

FocusZing's count is going down. Are dark forces at work?

My money is on seanoconn - the dudes turning bad



Thats me in theback reading Museum Monthly - I buy it for the big artefacts on page 3.

seanoconn

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

FocusZing's count is going down. Are dark forces at work?

My money is on seanoconn - the dudes turning bad



Thats me in theback reading Museum Monthly - I buy it for the big artefacts on page 3.

Ten seconds after that footage was taken I fell off my stool and broke my back

Cleat Eastwood

seanoconn wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

FocusZing's count is going down. Are dark forces at work?

My money is on seanoconn - the dudes turning bad



Thats me in theback reading Museum Monthly - I buy it for the big artefacts on page 3.

Ten seconds after that footage was taken I fell off my stool and broke my back

I wondered what the noise was - do you think pinarello001 needs a shave - his shirt looks ok though - and I think he has hiccups.

ballysmate

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

FocusZing's count is going down. Are dark forces at work?

My money is on seanoconn - the dudes turning bad



Thats me in theback reading Museum Monthly - I buy it for the big artefacts on page 3.

Venus Di Milo with her tits out again?

ballysmate

Oh and please don't say that it's all 'armless fun. :oops:

ballysmate

The time is nigh. The time when I have to let everyone down and disappoint people.
Mind you, I've had over 50 years disappointing people, so I will get over it.

ballysmate

Bike Radar is where it’s at.
Be a nice guy, or be a tw@t.

Doesn’t matter what you write.
Someone here will say ‘That’s shite!’

You can be funny, you can be rude.
But the mods will ban you, if you’re crude.

Post a rant, or post a whinge.
But don’t post tits, and don’t post minge.

From Susanna Reid to Stuart Hall
Bottom Bracket, has it all.

Cleat Eastwood is Prince of Mirth.
Comrade Frank sounds wide of girth.

Cleat, he has a comic bent.
He fell in love, with Stoke on Trent.

On his song thread, Frank is seen.
Favourite track? God Save the Queen.

Seanoconn, he is a card.
Simon Masters looks real hard.

T47, watches his sugar.
Out in the sun, lucky bugger.

No meat for him, not even steak.
Lettuce he’ll have, and broccoli bake

Stanley and Crunchy have found their niche
And Vtech is the nouveau riche

I like Vtech, says what he can
But he really is, a marmite man.

What car you drive, what watch you wear.
It doesn’t matter, we don’t care.

Mickey 23, likes his birds
Bustacapp, hates dog turds.

Yossie in khaki, a full screw.
Napd in blue, he’ll nick you.

Declan is young, he takes his pics.
Looking at norks, Yossie gets his kicks.

Ezy Ryder, gave us some laughs
Looking for his decalgraphs.

Speed King, he looked an @rse.
All that, ‘I blame wiggle’ farce

Yellow Peril, got in hot water.
He posted stuff, he hadn’t oughta

The Great Divide, a Scot by heck.
Come the time, he’ll vote Big ‘Eck

Smidsy and Vtech, off to the track
Nice one Vtech, pat on the back.

Pinarello, from the bush.
Seanoconn, a southern mush.

They had a scrap, didn’t strike a blow.
What about? Fuctifanno!

Ah Pinarello, I hear you utter.
Is he sane? Is he a nutter?

Pinarology for the chattering class.
I don’t think so, you silly ass

DMC was gonna jack.
But people pleaded, and he came back

What about Mantis? His postings dip.
Now working for Nige? Vote for UKIP

Soni and raisens, his UFOs too.
Grabbed by aliens? woohoo woohoo.

What about me, I hear the refrain.
I was just passing by, but still I remain.

I joined the forum, to buy a saddle.
But stayed too long, my mind you did addle.

Now I am finished, my poem is done.
Just to show you, I’m not the one.

As I sit back, having done my bit.
I’ve had enough, of writing this sh1t.


McGonagall

If I have missed you out please do not be offended. If I included you please do not be offended.

In fact.



Be you in or be you out, it really is just luck.
If you think I cause offence, I don’t give a…….

Pam Ayres

Cleat Eastwood

You are the chosen one - now how to change waffle into whine and back again.

Maybe you can bring peace to the war of pinarology and seanoconnomics - pina's jewish so he might not accept you as the saviour, and seans an atheist so you might find he'll ignore your phone calls for a while.

Now wer are saved you can all come round to mine for some post saviour snacks - fosters gold, myrrh pasta , frankincense dip oh and twiglets, goblets of wine and some cheese and pineapple on a ritz cracker - only one but I do have one hell of a cracker

seanoconn

Ballysmate wrote:

Bike Radar is where it’s at.
Be a nice guy, or be a tw@t.

Doesn’t matter what you write.
Someone here will say ‘That’s shite!’

You can be funny, you can be rude.
But the mods will ban you, if you’re crude.

Post a rant, or post a whinge.
But don’t post tits, and don’t post minge.

From Susanna Reid to Stuart Hall
Bottom Bracket, has it all.

Cleat Eastwood is Prince of Mirth.
Comrade Frank sounds wide of girth.

Cleat, he has a comic bent.
He fell in love, with Stoke on Trent.

On his song thread, Frank is seen.
Favourite track? God Save the Queen.

Seanoconn, he is a card.
Simon Masters looks real hard.

T47, watches his sugar.
Out in the sun, lucky bugger.

No meat for him, not even steak.
Lettuce he’ll have, and broccoli bake

Stanley and Crunchy have found their niche
And Vtech is the nouveau riche

I like Vtech, says what he can
But he really is, a marmite man.

What car you drive, what watch you wear.
It doesn’t matter, we don’t care.

Mickey 23, likes his birds
Bustacapp, hates dog turds.

Yossie in khaki, a full screw.
Napd in blue, he’ll nick you.

Declan is young, he takes his pics.
Looking at norks, Yossie gets his kicks.

Ezy Ryder, gave us some laughs
Looking for his decalgraphs.

Speed King, he looked an @rse.
All that, ‘I blame wiggle’ farce

Yellow Peril, got in hot water.
He posted stuff, he hadn’t oughta

The Great Divide, a Scot by heck.
Come the time, he’ll vote Big ‘Eck

Smidsy and Vtech, off to the track
Nice one Vtech, pat on the back.

Pinarello, from the bush.
Seanoconn, a southern mush.

They had a scrap, didn’t strike a blow.
What about? Fuctifanno!

Ah Pinarello, I hear you utter.
Is he sane? Is he a nutter?

Pinarology for the chattering class.
I don’t think so, you silly ass

DMC was gonna jack.
But people pleaded, and he came back

What about Mantis? His postings dip.
Now working for Nige? Vote for UKIP

Soni and raisens, his UFOs too.
Grabbed by aliens? woohoo woohoo.

What about me, I hear the refrain.
I was just passing by, but still I remain.

I joined the forum, to buy a saddle.
But stayed too long, my mind you did addle.

Now I am finished, my poem is done.
Just to show you, I’m not the one.

As I sit back, having done my bit.
I’ve had enough, of writing this sh1t.


McGonagall

If I have missed you out please do not be offended. If I included you please do not be offended.

In fact.



Be you in or be you out, it really is just luck.
If you think I cause offence, I don’t give a…….

Pam Ayres

Congratulations!!

Immortalized in the saviours historic post I'm truly honoured.

Enjoying the pause on 1000 posts, keep it up

pinno

Yep, Pinarology is way above the heads of the chattering classes.

1000 posts - you bounder!

ballysmate

seanoconn wrote:

807

I've got my seat for the countdown to greatness And I don't care if your ticket says 'Row H 12.' I'm not moving!

My guess for 1000th would be something slightly kinky with a right wing slant. Is Ballysmate truly 'The One'? Will he free us all? Watch this space.....

Sorry Sean. There was no sex, never mind kinky sex.

ballysmate

Sean, you are fast approaching the 2k mark. any plans?

seanoconn

Ballysmate wrote:

Sean, you are fast approaching the 2k mark. any plans?

I've got my own thread for historic posts you lazy git. 1000 posts, a tribute/retrospective. Or some such crap.

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Sean, you are fast approaching the 2k mark. any plans?

I've got my own thread for historic posts you lazy git. 1000 posts, a tribute/retrospective. Or some such crap.

I seem to recall someone being a little anti making a thing of posting milestones :P

seanoconn

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Sean, you are fast approaching the 2k mark. any plans?

I've got my own thread for historic posts you lazy git. 1000 posts, a tribute/retrospective. Or some such crap.

I seem to recall someone being a little anti making a thing of posting milestones :P

Maybe just your milestones



Sunset in Brighton. Widows could do with a wash. Right I'm off into town with the ladyboys. Night peeps.

ballysmate

Keep your hand on your ha'penny.