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bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
edited June 2013 in The Crudcatcher
We need some kind of recruiting campaign.

Foxc has done one, must be loved up, Kitty visits when she wants sponsored, Missbint flits in and out......ooooer! And Miss Cmc is hanging in there but Waylander is doing his stalking best, GTs mum is never gonna show! So how can we attract normalish ladies into the CC to enjoy our entertaining, very witty and non-sexist banter?


Are they all in a ditch already?
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  • Kowalski675Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    Rohypnol?
  • bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
    It has its place in the world of "romance" but we need the input of ladies to validate our pitiful online lives!
    Loving life in rural SW France

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  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Meh, people are just irritating gobshite timewasters. Which makes women just irritating gobshite timewasters with a cocksocket and makeup.
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    I'm not stalking just following at a discreet distance.....
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,485
    bg13 wrote:
    normalish ladies
    bg13 wrote:
    the CC
    There's the problem.
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  • Kowalski675Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    Meh, people are just irritating gobshite timewasters. Which makes women just irritating gobshite timewasters with a cocksocket and makeup.


    :lol: True.
  • KittyKitty Posts: 2,844
    I lurk. My computer broke though, the boy is building me one for my birthday, which is tomorrow. Plus, I don't bike anymore, actually thinking off selling my bike. :D
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    but they won't leave ladies once they've entered the crudcatcher.
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  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    but they won't leave ladies once they've entered the crudcatcher.

    or once the crudcatcher has entered them
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    I notice the attendance of the women has dropped since I stopped posting pictures of me in a pvc mankini made from a lilo, I'm presuming they miss the raw sexuality of the image.

    I have also noticed that since I stopped posting that image, Welshkev has come back on here a lot more, there must be some sort of causal link, but for the life of me I cant figure out what it may be.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • miss notaxmiss notax Posts: 2,823
    Well i'm normal but you lot are just bloody weird :wink:
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away....

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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    See.... mention the mankini and they start to appear
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • miss notaxmiss notax Posts: 2,823
    Absolutely - it was the mankini that did it....
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away....

    Riding a gorgeous ano orange Turner Burner!

    Sponsor the CC2CC at http://www.justgiving.com/cc2cc
  • bennett_346bennett_346 Posts: 5,092
    I now have a mental image that i do not want.
  • thekickingmulethekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    I now have a mental image that i want.

    He's asked for it Gazlar, I think you should PM him ;)
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    You wait until I part the pics of me in my Daniel Craig trunks for Miss Notaxs benefit, that'll soon cure your eyes


    Either that or hot bleach
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bennett_346bennett_346 Posts: 5,092
    fat_guy_in_speedo_dancing.gif
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    How did you get my video of gt's mum?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bennett_346bennett_346 Posts: 5,092
    Redtube
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,485
    miss notax wrote:
    Well i'm normal :wink:
    You've got the job. See if you can last longer than the others....
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    I now have a mental image that i want.

    He's asked for it Gazlar, I think you should PM me ;)

    Well if you insist...............ladies form an orderly queue :0)

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    and yes I am dealing with a wedge
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bennett_346bennett_346 Posts: 5,092
    That aint right.
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    no, what aint right is getting the gaffa tape gusset stuck to your nutsack
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bennett_346bennett_346 Posts: 5,092
    At least you can say your balls were as smooth as eggs afterwards.
  • Kowalski675Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    Gazlar wrote:
    no, what aint right is getting the gaffa tape gusset stuck to your nutsack

    Could've used that green polka dot penant as the crotch section.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 28,799
    WHY JUS WHY
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,054
    I've just been sick over my desk at work
  • miss notaxmiss notax Posts: 2,823
    Ooooh, that's not something I needed to see...
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away....

    Riding a gorgeous ano orange Turner Burner!

    Sponsor the CC2CC at http://www.justgiving.com/cc2cc
  • MissCMCMissCMC Posts: 545
    miss notax wrote:
    Ooooh, that's not something I needed to see...

    I agree! Though some disturbing sights this weekend also made me want to wash my eyes with bleach.
    Sarcasm: Because punching someone in the face is illegal.
  • Pesky JonesPesky Jones Posts: 2,986
    MissCMC wrote:
    miss notax wrote:
    Ooooh, that's not something I needed to see...

    I agree! Though some disturbing sights this weekend also made me want to wash my eyes with bleach.
    Oh yeah how was it? Good?
    :D:lol::)cooldad :shock: :? :cry:
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