Win a chance to ride Victoria Pendleton at Cycletta

kelsen
kelsen Posts: 2,003
edited June 2013 in Commuting chat
Sorry chaps, women only...

http://www.zest.co.uk/competitions/win- ... n/268.html

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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,837
    Was the word 'with' deliberately missing or was that a Freudian slip?
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  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    It's a marketing strategy to bump up the view count :wink:
  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    It's working! :-D
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,870
    I was so disappointed when I read this thread...
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,885
    Also disappointed. The first few times I read it I had assumed the "with" was in there. Couldn't click fast enough when I read it properly.
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  • gabriel959
    gabriel959 Posts: 4,227
    Apart from the fact that I am disappointed about not being able to ride Victoria Pendleton it is funny how these days it is well seen to have women only clubs, races, series, you name it but hey, bring a men's only club and you will be stoned to death.
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    This thread disappoints
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited June 2013
    Lets think about this title for a second.

    If the prize was actually a chance to ride Victoria Pendleton, then, assuming she was in agreement with that, she would open to any and all particpants. We could - at a push, and I know some of you already have - assume that there will be more than one winner. We know what that means, chain gang fans.

    Now, I don't know about you but when you consider that, as I did, my only conclusion is that I really wouldn't want to win.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Don, if no one has said this you before, I'll say it now: sometimes you think way too much.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I know, but I struggle to understand how a mind couldn't or wouldn't wander onto that little tidbit.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,885
    Still over thinking there.
    If you want to analyse it this is how the average male brain works. Mmmmm, Vicky P, mmmmmm. It never goes further than that because it's never going to happen.
    Now if she came knocking on my door begging me to roger her senseless I'd have to say no because I'm happily married and I really don't want a whiny needy bit of fluff to complicate things. Why throw away everything I have for that?
    BUT, she's not about to beat on my door begging me to give her a jolly good seeing to so I shall revert to mmmmm...
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  • roger_merriman
    roger_merriman Posts: 6,165
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Still over thinking there.
    If you want to analyse it this is how the average male brain works. Mmmmm, Vicky P, mmmmmm. It never goes further than that because it's never going to happen.
    Now if she came knocking on my door begging me to roger her senseless I'd have to say no because I'm happily married and I really don't want a whiny needy bit of fluff to complicate things. Why throw away everything I have for that?
    BUT, she's not about to beat on my door begging me to give her a jolly good seeing to so I shall revert to mmmmm...

    in other words a bit of window shopping!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,870
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Now if she came knocking on my door begging me to roger her senseless I'd have to say no because I'm happily married and I really don't want a whiny needy bit of fluff to complicate things. Why throw away everything I have for that?
    You're over-thinking it. Anyhow, if you're married then you probably already have one whiny needy bit of fluff, so one more can't hurt :)
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