Poem for a nameless friend

marylogic
marylogic Posts: 355
edited June 2013 in The cake stop
Be-mulleted cyclist
In your faded hi-viz jacket
You're the only cyclist I see
On my friday morning cycle
The others are just bike riders.

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Sounds like you're talking about my mate Gary - he's known as Gary, the man with no name :lol:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • marylogic
    marylogic Posts: 355
    Does he have a mullet?
  • canny_lad
    canny_lad Posts: 329
    My daughter has a saxophone named Gary :roll: he can't ride a bike and doesn't sport a mullet either.

    Does this help........?
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Post it in Commuters, they'll love it.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I like this,do you have anymore.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    crumbschief wrote:
    I like this,do you have anymore.

    Yes I've got a friend called Mike, his nickname is 'Other Friend Mike' :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,745
    Blonde Polish cyclist
    You smile at me every day
    Where were you yesterday ?
    Do you realise I'm married?
    I wonder if you're a good catholic
    I'm free Saturday morning
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • AchillesLeftKnee
    AchillesLeftKnee Posts: 713
    seanoconn wrote:
    Blonde Polish cyclist
    How do you know she's Polish? I'm picturing an image of a lady cyclist, clad in red and white, belting out Dabrowski's March with much gusto (and a bloody good national anthem it is to... how on earth did we get lumbered with out dirge?).
    Mangeur
  • marylogic
    marylogic Posts: 355
    Are you sure she's a lady? "Gary" has a blonde mullet, it would be easy to get mixed up if you were cycling faster than I do.
    Or maybe Gary is a lady cyclist :?:

    Oh I'm all confused now. :?
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    marylogic wrote:
    Or maybe Gary is a lady cyclist :?:

    Gary's a friend of Cleat, so probably not a 'lady' :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    Looking at this evidence, I assume Keats wasn't a cyclist. :lol:
  • marylogic
    marylogic Posts: 355
    Silver-haired grimpeur
    On your Dawes Super Galaxy
    Haven't put a foot down yet
    Except for that time
    On Mont Ventoux

    I'm on a roll now

    Middle class MAMIL
    On full carbon road bike
    You'd beat me in a sprint
    But I'd have you
    On a climb

    Angry Bikeradar member
    With a chip on your shoulder
    Maybe your aggression
    Stems from
    An unhappy childhood

    Wannabe pro
    In full replica Sky kit
    You're actually quite fast
    But you look
    Like a twit
  • dynamicbrick
    dynamicbrick Posts: 460
    The Maserati to Saint Moritz,
    The leggy blonde with enormous tits,
    Arms smuggled and spies dispatched,
    Of all the plans I've hatched.

    These dreams in the still cold early morn,
    take shape from under the duvet warm,
    Of the things and people I'll prove to be,
    Shattered in an instant by the sounds of CBBC.
  • AchillesLeftKnee
    AchillesLeftKnee Posts: 713
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Looking at this evidence, I assume Keats wasn't a cyclist. :lol:
    I think he was far to tired from all the riding to get out on his bike. Anyway, Sean's effort has a certain element of "Ode to Fanny" about it.
    Mangeur
  • marylogic
    marylogic Posts: 355
    Cheerful Dutch cycle-tourists
    Pushing heavily laden bikes
    Up the Lecht
    Bet there's nothing quite like this
    Back home
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    This has potential to get completely out of hand
    -Spider-

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