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  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    cooldad wrote:
    I believe that it has been proven that the biggest concentration of 'complete doorknob heads' in the whole entire universe is in Crudcatcher.

    so when the crudcatcher went to coed y brenin it almost ripped a hole in space and time.
    Uncompromising extremist
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    I'll rip a hole in you in a minute.
    My photos
  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    Feck, I've got two people carriers, then again I'm also 22stone and I've never ridden a bike.
    Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye

    Giant Trance
    Radon ZR 27.5 Race
    Btwin Alur700
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  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    I'll rip a hole in you in a minute.

    Typical man, all that buildup and in the end it only takes him a minute :(
    Uncompromising extremist
  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    I'll rip a hole in you in a minute.
    You haven't got a good hole ripping in you
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


    voodoo hoodoo
  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    matthew h wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    People carriers are great! At least when you have people to carry!

    Which is when you borrow one
    Be a lot of borrowing when all of said people belong to you. It doesn't mean you've given up on life, just the marketing mans vision that a car does something other than gets you from one place to another! anyway, I wouldn't pull my caravan with anything else!

    Fantastic response!

    If you were joking about the caravan
    Joking! I'm coming to drive around shropshire to show you what the back end of a 1988 sprite musketeer looks like. At 55mph!
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


    voodoo hoodoo
  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    Bloody shed draggers. :roll:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Northwind wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    I believe that it has been proven that the biggest concentration of 'complete doorknob heads' in the whole entire universe is in Crudcatcher.

    so when the crudcatcher went to coed y brenin it almost ripped a hole in space and time.

    I'm imagining southern softies on specializeds and internet wierdo's congregating, thats gonna result in a lot of standing around talking about bikes before reloading them into the car and heading off for the cafe, one to eat cake, the other to eat fairtrade hummus

    97th choice wrote:
    Feck, I've got two people carriers, then again I'm also 22stone and I've never ridden a bike.

    Yeah but 22 stone isnt that big you need to weld two large vehicles together
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Yup, I've seen those type, usually on Specialized bikes and everything they wear is Specialized branded too, shoes, shorts, shirt, helmet, right down to the water bottle and mini pump mounted on the frame.

    What really irks me are the "family units" who decide to ride Follow The Dog @ Cannock on their supermarket MTB's minus any safety gear, riding skills or manners.
    They ride along slowly, refuse to move over for more experienced / faster riders and tend to stop in the most inappropriate places to allow the rest of their posse to catch up..

    People carriers? Nothing wrong with them, how do you think they got Maddie out of the holiday resort?
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Raymondavalon wrote:

    People carriers? Nothing wrong with them, how do you think they got Maddie out of the holiday resort?

    Bin Bags?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    hang on, I ride a specialized and I have a brand new family car. am I in this category then? :shock: :?
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    Don't deny it, I ride a SC Heckler, wear baggy shorts and drive a Nissan pick up.

    Just embrace the love!
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    welshkev wrote:
    hang on, I ride a specialized and I have a brand new family car. am I in this category then? :shock: :?
    Only if you consider crocs appropriate footwear for a grown man
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


    voodoo hoodoo
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    People carriers? Nothing wrong with them, how do you think they got Maddie out of the holiday resort?

    Seem to remember it was a Renault Megane the parents used?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    People carriers are great! At least when you have people to carry!

    Which is when you borrow one
    Be a lot of borrowing when all of said people belong to you. It doesn't mean you've given up on life, just the marketing mans vision that a car does something other than gets you from one place to another! anyway, I wouldn't pull my caravan with anything else!

    Fantastic response!

    If you were joking about the caravan
    Joking! I'm coming to drive around shropshire to show you what the back end of a 1988 sprite musketeer looks like. At 55mph!

    there isn't a long enough straight for that sort of speed :)
  • markhewitt1978
    markhewitt1978 Posts: 7,614
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    hang on, I ride a specialized and I have a brand new family car. am I in this category then? :shock: :?
    Only if you consider crocs appropriate footwear for a grown man

    I wore them in Mallorca on the beach, and in the villa as there was sand all over the floor. Never worn them since..
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    markhewitt1978 wrote:
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    hang on, I ride a specialized and I have a brand new family car. am I in this category then? :shock: :?
    Only if you consider crocs appropriate footwear for a grown man

    I wore them in Mallorca on the beach, and in the villa as there was sand all over the floor. Never worn them since..

    not a valid excuse
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    markhewitt1978 wrote:
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    hang on, I ride a specialized and I have a brand new family car. am I in this category then? :shock: :?
    Only if you consider crocs appropriate footwear for a grown man

    I wore them in Mallorca on the beach, and in the villa as there was sand all over the floor. Never worn them since..

    sounds like you're trying to justify it to yourself there :lol:
  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    I don't think it's anything to do with trail centres, it's just humanity in general. You get the same dicks in any hobby or sport .


    Does your analysis apply to the Pamplona Bull Run?
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    You'd have to be an idiot or a dick to do that anyway.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    FishFish wrote:
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    I don't think it's anything to do with trail centres, it's just humanity in general. You get the same dicks in any hobby or sport .


    Does your analysis apply to the Pamplona Bull Run?

    probably, yes.
    homers double wrote:
    You'd have to be an idiot or a dick to do that anyway.

    I've always wanted to do that :lol:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    welshkev wrote:
    FishFish wrote:
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    I don't think it's anything to do with trail centres, it's just humanity in general. You get the same dicks in any hobby or sport .


    Does your analysis apply to the Pamplona Bull Run?

    probably, yes.
    homers double wrote:
    You'd have to be an idiot or a dick to do that anyway.

    I've always wanted to do that :lol:

    Me too :)
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    matthew h wrote:
    welshkev wrote:

    I've always wanted to do that :lol:

    Me too :)

    Would you really do it though? I like the idea of it but I wouldnt actually do it if I were there - I'd be at the sidelines wussing out
  • MissCMC
    MissCMC Posts: 545
    One bull running after you across a large field is scary enough (I ran faster than I've ever run before when that happened and managed to vault a gate at the end)! Many through narrow streets? Sod that!
    Sarcasm: Because punching someone in the face is illegal.
  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    most people would find it difficult to say no to a bit of animal cruelty wouldn' t they?

    #selfdefence
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    welshkev wrote:

    I've always wanted to do that :lol:

    Me too :)

    Would you really do it though? I like the idea of it but I wouldnt actually do it if I were there - I'd be at the sidelines wussing out

    I would just imagine the bull is a friend request from gt and run like the wind
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    welshkev wrote:
    FishFish wrote:
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    I don't think it's anything to do with trail centres, it's just humanity in general. You get the same dicks in any hobby or sport .


    Does your analysis apply to the Pamplona Bull Run?

    probably, yes.
    homers double wrote:
    You'd have to be an idiot or a dick to do that anyway.

    I've always wanted to do that :lol:

    To be fair, I've seen it loads of times and thought "that would be fun"
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    Gazlar wrote:
    I'm imagining southern softies on specializeds and internet wierdo's congregating, thats gonna result in a lot of standing around talking about bikes before reloading them into the car and heading off for the cafe, one to eat cake, the other to eat fairtrade hummus

    It took us so long to get round the Beast that cafe was shut before we got back :( I blame Bails.
    Uncompromising extremist

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