Would you risk it?

ballysmate
ballysmate Posts: 15,930
edited June 2013 in The bottom bracket
Apparently Michael Douglas has stated in an interview that his throat cancer was caused by oral sex. So if you were married to Catherine Zeta Jones, would you risk it? :roll: :lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ancer.html

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  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    It's quite odd how so many people think that whilst using condoms for sex, they are safe with oral sex even though in reality, oral sex carries far greater risks.

    I get neither so am quite safe.
    Living MY dream.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Apparently Michael Douglas has stated in an interview that his throat cancer was caused by oral sex. So if you were married to Catherine Zeta Jones, would you risk it? :roll: :lol:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ancer.html

    One of my old engineering lecturers who was so cockney it hurt and was old skool, remarked on my sore throat and gravley voice one day, yonks ago:

    "See, that what you get for going downstairs for lunch"

    He wasn't wrong was he?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Apparently Michael Douglas has stated in an interview that his throat cancer was caused by oral sex. So if you were married to Catherine Zeta Jones, would you risk it? :roll: :lol:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ancer.html

    One of my old engineering lecturers who was so cockney it hurt and was old skool, remarked on my sore throat and gravley voice one day, yonks ago:

    "See, that what you get for going downstairs for lunch"

    He wasn't wrong was he?

    Did you spit or did you swallow? :lol::lol:
  • FatTed
    FatTed Posts: 1,205
    I think I would get a Gardasil vaccination first
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gardasil
    All teenage girls should have this by the way.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    FatTed wrote:
    I think I would get a Gardasil vaccination first
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gardasil
    All teenage girls should have this by the way.

    They will.
    _
  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    VTech wrote:
    It's quite odd how so many people think that whilst using condoms for sex, they are safe with oral sex even though in reality, oral sex carries far greater risks.

    I get neither so am quite safe.

    Well, if your name is significant then it is hardly surprising.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Ballysmate wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Apparently Michael Douglas has stated in an interview that his throat cancer was caused by oral sex. So if you were married to Catherine Zeta Jones, would you risk it? :roll: :lol:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ancer.html

    One of my old engineering lecturers who was so cockney it hurt and was old skool, remarked on my sore throat and gravley voice one day, yonks ago:

    "See, that what you get for going downstairs for lunch"

    He wasn't wrong was he?

    Did you spit or did you swallow? :lol::lol:


    Thats an easy one - he told me he's a Kinky stuff and he's a dedicated swallower of passion :lol::lol:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Of course, being Michael Douglas, it couldn't possibly be due to cigarettes and drink could it? :roll:
    and who's going to say different?

    Would I risk it for CZJ? not now.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    Ballysmate wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Apparently Michael Douglas has stated in an interview that his throat cancer was caused by oral sex. So if you were married to Catherine Zeta Jones, would you risk it? :roll: :lol:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ancer.html

    One of my old engineering lecturers who was so cockney it hurt and was old skool, remarked on my sore throat and gravley voice one day, yonks ago:

    "See, that what you get for going downstairs for lunch"

    He wasn't wrong was he?

    Did you spit or did you swallow? :lol::lol:

    He was not refering to the male of the species. So, to answer your question: Using the alphabet technique (not for an open forum) which can often instigate feminine outflow, I drowned.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Apparently Michael Douglas has stated in an interview that his throat cancer was caused by oral sex. So if you were married to Catherine Zeta Jones, would you risk it? :roll: :lol:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ancer.html

    One of my old engineering lecturers who was so cockney it hurt and was old skool, remarked on my sore throat and gravley voice one day, yonks ago:

    "See, that what you get for going downstairs for lunch"

    He wasn't wrong was he?

    Did you spit or did you swallow? :lol::lol:

    He was not refering to the male of the species. So, to answer your question: Using the alphabet technique (not for an open forum) which can often instigate feminine outflow, I drowned.

    Using the alphabet technique, I suppose that would be the one occasion that a stammer would be an advantage. :wink:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Or what if you are dyslexic? :? Does she not reach the same heights? :lol:
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    Having recently stood next to Catherine at Heathrow airport baggage reclaim I think I'd be happy to take the chance. She's even more stunning 'in the flesh' and that was at 7.00am having just stepped off an overnight transatlantic flight.

    On a side note, how many people would get away with their marriage intact if they used this excuse, in public, for getting throat cancer? :shock:
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Or what if you are dyslexic? :? Does she not reach the same heights? :lol:

    Yes, but just not in the correct order.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Am sat wondering what my missus' reaction would have been if I had told the world I had caught a disease from her fanny? smiley-angry007.gif
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Am sat wondering what my missus' reaction would have been if I had told the world I had caught a disease from her fanny? smiley-angry007.gif

    I also wondered how she was going to explain it to her kids.

    "Well, it's like this. When a mummy and daddy really love each other, he puts his face in there upto the earholes and goes 'om nom nom nom nom'"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • FatTed
    FatTed Posts: 1,205
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Am sat wondering what my missus' reaction would have been if I had told the world I had caught a disease from her fanny? smiley-angry007.gif

    Could have been another Fanny?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    FatTed wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Am sat wondering what my missus' reaction would have been if I had told the world I had caught a disease from her fanny? smiley-angry007.gif

    Could have been another Fanny?

    Yes, that would make it so much easier. Telling her and the world I had been chomping on someone else's fanny. :lol:
  • FatTed
    FatTed Posts: 1,205
    Perhaps it was a Pre CZJ Fanny(s), long incubation period I assume. I think you need at least 6!
  • ethanhayes
    ethanhayes Posts: 112
    edited June 2013
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    FatTed wrote:
    I think I would get a Gardasil vaccination first
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gardasil
    All teenage girls should have this by the way.

    They will.


    Thank fuck! I'm safe!

    Just to make it clear, I'm only 20. Meaning my girlfriend will have been vaccinated (in fact, I remember her getting it done in school.)
  • ethanhayes
    ethanhayes Posts: 112
    ethanhayes wrote:
    FatTed wrote:
    I think I would get a Gardasil vaccination first
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gardasil
    All teenage girls should have this by the way.

    Thank fark! I'm safe!


    OK, it took me a whole 30 seconds to realise how dodgy this might sound.
  • FatTed
    FatTed Posts: 1,205
    If you think you may become a champion Muff diver then you can get yourself vaccinated, don't have to rely on the girls.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    FatTed wrote:
    If you think you may become a champion Muff diver then you can get yourself vaccinated, don't have to rely on the girls.

    When are the World Muff Diving Championships ? WMDC's ?! Hmmm.... that conjours up a few thoughts...
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Apparently Michael Douglas has stated in an interview that his throat cancer was caused by oral sex. So if you were married to Catherine Zeta Jones, would you risk it? :roll: :lol:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ancer.html

    Yes.

    At his age and being serviced by Ms Jones?

    Debate over.

    Love n Hugs

    DD
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