Maintaining a road bike indoors

Hi all,
Started road cycling around a month ago and have been on 4 or 5 rides averaging 20 - 30 miles per ride but i haven't done anything maintainance/cleaning wise to the bike since i got it as i live in a flat with no access to an outside area or hose etc - how do other riders that live in flats clean and maintain there bikes? My flat mate is also a clean freak so i need to find a roughly less mucky solution...
I especially think i need to do some form of cleaning as on my last ride from Derby to Swadlincote there was a strange noise coming from what i thought was my front wheel/brake and then a few minutes later my chain came off...
Thanks all
Aaron
Started road cycling around a month ago and have been on 4 or 5 rides averaging 20 - 30 miles per ride but i haven't done anything maintainance/cleaning wise to the bike since i got it as i live in a flat with no access to an outside area or hose etc - how do other riders that live in flats clean and maintain there bikes? My flat mate is also a clean freak so i need to find a roughly less mucky solution...
I especially think i need to do some form of cleaning as on my last ride from Derby to Swadlincote there was a strange noise coming from what i thought was my front wheel/brake and then a few minutes later my chain came off...
Thanks all
Aaron
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You can put some degreaser/ cleaner in a garden spray bottle too (muc off or similar) spray the bike, maybe work the degreaser into the chain, and wash off with a spray bottle outdoors / by the side of the road. You can probably carry everything you need outside in a bucket. Make sure you mark the bottle as degreaser, just in case...
You can use a scrubbing brush to clean the rims and tyres, as these get coated even in a dry summer.
It's not that different to cleaning your car on the street.
Baby Wipes are apparently awesome for cleaning everything on a bike, including the chain, but you probably need to keep on top of the cleaning. Those e-cloth things (cleaning flannels from lidl or wilco) seem quite good too, and can be put through the wash when mucky.
You can use these indoors when the bike is not too bad.
You can probably spend £10 in wilco for some spray bottles, a bucket, baby wipes & scrubbing brush and the same on a few liters of de-greaser that should last a long time.
I doubt the noise and chain incident were due to cleanliness though, bikes often need adjustment after a few months from new. Just set up a workshop in the kitchen. Or get a good bike shop (Mercian in Derby?) to fettle it.
Baby wipes are good inside - but you still need to put newspaper down to catch any mud/dirt.
For the chain I use Muc-Off spray-on chain cleaner, then scrub with a nail brush, polish off with a thick cleaning cloth and relube. Don't bother taking the chain off the bike for regular maintenance, even with a quicklink they're a PITA to re-fit.
Very bad idea. As easy it is to say stay away from bearings, there are other problems like removing decals or damage to lacquer caused by high pressure. Also, the areas around the bearing, be it wheels or crank are ironically the hardest areas to clean around. A better idea is to just put a hose on a low pressure no more than that of a shower head and rinse dirt off from a distance of no closer than a few feet. It is also better to wash buy hand as you can use the time to give your bike a visual inspection as you go in case something is wrong and not overseen while you clean it. There are dozens of things can go wrong with a bike in areas you are very unlikely to look on a day to day basis. i.e rear mech and chain set. You need to get up and close to these areas and see things are in good working order, and cleaned properly and relubed. A blast with a jet wash is not going to help you see them as and when they occur.
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Rule 5 me thinks. Its only a chain FFS. If you can't refit that then you may as well give up and take up fishing instead.
All I did was bought a bucket and brush, filled the bucket with hot water, took bucket, brush and some spray soap to down the stairs and out onto the pavement.
Cleaned the bike, spun up the wheels, used a dry cloth to dry the chain, sprayed chain with wd40, (avoid the brakes).
Took everything back up stairs.
I was covering about 26 miles a day, and the bike was in grand form and tip top.
Whenever I needed to grease everything else, I would do that in the morning with a small can of oil, and an old photo film tube filled with grease.
It really is not that hard :-)
Mechanical ineptitude is no excuse. I refuse to believe that someone can fail to grasp the notion of breaking a quick link and feeding it through the rear mech and the crank. This is not rocket science. I would go so far as to say its even less technical than a tyre change. I am sure we can all get our brains around that, if not then give up cycling
As for your suggestion that I should give up cycling: grow up.
I never suggested you give up cycling, I said if you find it hard to maintain it you should. Only you can answer that dude. TBH, I would prefer to offer advice to the OP not someone who decides to hijack the thread to showcase his own inadequacies . And Laziness, which you have already admitted. To suggest you need 3 hours to remove and replace a chain speak volumes.
For some of the more stubborn tarry/oil stuff I'll use orange/limonene based cleaner sprayed onto some kitchen roll.
I do all of my maintenance indoors, but can be a bit messy.
Quicklinks are a must have thing IMO.