Words that sound rude but aren't.

Gazlar
Gazlar Posts: 8,084
edited June 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
Amy
Farnsworth
Zapp
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    Flange

    Futtock

    Pandiculation
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

    That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand

    URL Pinkbike
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Knob
    Shaft
    Seamen
    Shatner
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    mastication
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Moist

    Come

    Dipstick
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • tudj
    tudj Posts: 254
    flaps
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Pissant
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    I forgot to add on the third one, Michael Gash plays for Kidderminster Harriers so in commentary you may hear "he knocksit in to Kiddie's Gash"
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    Snatch

    Girth

    Hoop

    Gape
    A berm? were you expecting one?

    29er race

    29er bouncer
  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Cock
  • pussy. especially wet pussy
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Prick
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • big_p
    big_p Posts: 565
    flange
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    big p wrote:
    flange

    Fail. Repitition.

    Next contestant please.
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Hole

    Ass

    Hoe
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    Clout

    Box
    Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye

    Giant Trance
    Radon ZR 27.5 Race
    Btwin Alur700
    Merida CX500
  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Buttressed
  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Boned
  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Wankel
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Spurt
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Squirt
  • tudj
    tudj Posts: 254
    stroke

    slit

    mound
  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    knockers

    EOT.
    Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye

    Giant Trance
    Radon ZR 27.5 Race
    Btwin Alur700
    Merida CX500
  • Clunge
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Suck
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • solosuperia
    solosuperia Posts: 333
    Verge..........

    Soft Verge
  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    member
    A berm? were you expecting one?

    29er race

    29er bouncer
  • tudj
    tudj Posts: 254
    throbbing

    gushing
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Erection
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Miss Bint.......oh no thats something that sounds innocent but is really dirty
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Gash