Kneel before Zod, puny left wingers!

greg66_tri_v2.0
greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
edited May 2013 in Commuting chat
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... z2TSsIZG8q

It's official. Physically strong, able men vote Conservative. Weak, puny men, who need help with simple tasks like opening doors and carrying bags (praying in aid H&S requirements, I have little doubt), vote Labour.

Behold, he oozes weakness (here, he is saying "I give in. My jacket is over there. My dinner money is in the inside pocket. Just please don't hit me")
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Compare: a strong Leader, rallying his troops on the eve of battle. How the sand ran red with the blood of his enemies!
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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    As Al Murray likes to say on his Twitter feed, #NotNews.

    This is old hat and already well-known to many of us who could see the obvious link years ago. Good to see a neutral paper like The Mail publishing it, for all to see.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Is it Friday?

    Oh yeah.... everyone is in dress down, as are Don's posts 8)
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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    Yeahhh, Cameron's almost as manly as Vladimir Putin!
    Faster than a tent.......
  • TheStone
    TheStone Posts: 2,291
    Do we have left and right any more?
    They argue over minor differences to make it look like we have a choice, but they're basically the same parties with the same policies.
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  • jonomc4
    jonomc4 Posts: 891
    Rolf F wrote:
    Yeahhh, Cameron's almost as manly as Vladimir Putin!

    You seriously think Putin is left wing? - Think you are 20 years out of date - he is more right wing than Hitler
  • cookeeemonster
    cookeeemonster Posts: 1,991
    As we're posting links to the Daily hate here's mine :)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... acist.html
  • cookeeemonster
    cookeeemonster Posts: 1,991
    and in case you dont click that link, here's the opening paragraph:

    "Right-wingers tend to be less intelligent than left-wingers, and people with low childhood intelligence tend to grow up to have racist and anti-gay views, says a controversial new study.

    Conservative politics work almost as a 'gateway' into prejudice against others, say the Canadian academics.
    The paper analysed large UK studies which compared childhood intelligence with political views in adulthood across more than 15,000 people.

    The authors claim that people with low intelligence gravitate towards right-wing views because they make them feel safe.
    "
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    jonomc4 wrote:
    Rolf F wrote:
    Yeahhh, Cameron's almost as manly as Vladimir Putin!

    You seriously think Putin is left wing? - Think you are 20 years out of date - he is more right wing than Hitler

    Errrrr, no. A bit of a woosh moment there I think! :wink:
    Faster than a tent.......
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Is it Friday?

    Oh yeah.... everyone is in dress down, as are Don's posts 8)
    What did I do!?

    In any case Cameron isn't a Tory, he's like Blair in the middle - a bisexual.
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  • gabriel959
    gabriel959 Posts: 4,227
    TheStone wrote:
    Do we have left and right any more?
    They argue over minor differences to make it look like we have a choice, but they're basically the same parties with the same policies.

    +1

    Well said sir.
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Is it Friday?

    Oh yeah.... everyone is in dress down, as are Don's posts 8)
    What did I do!?

    In any case Cameron isn't a Tory, he's like Blair in the middle - a bisexual.
    Cameron's a Tory, and Blair is/was a Tory, so "Cameron isn't a Tory, he's like Blair" is right :wink:
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,463
    Clark Kent was Superman in disguise. You know that yeah?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Clark Kent was Superman in disguise. You know that yeah?
    Superman is a Liberal. FACT.

    Captain American is a Republican. FACT. So is Batman for that matter.
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    and in case you dont click that link, here's the opening paragraph:

    "Right-wingers tend to be less intelligent than left-wingers, and people with low childhood intelligence tend to grow up to have racist and anti-gay views, says a controversial new study.

    Conservative politics work almost as a 'gateway' into prejudice against others, say the Canadian academics.
    The paper analysed large UK studies which compared childhood intelligence with political views in adulthood across more than 15,000 people.

    The authors claim that people with low intelligence gravitate towards right-wing views because they make them feel safe.
    "

    Pah! Who needs brains when you've got brawn?

    Anyway, that's patently untrue.

    A Labour politician dropping in at work on his day off:
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    Another one being told his best mark after three attempts at GCSE maths:
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    A brainy professorial Conservative politician enjoying her hobby:
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,463
    A brainy professional Conservative politician replacing nutritious, delicious ice cream with an artificial mixture of grease and air.
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    FTFY
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    Not so bad. I was expecting a reference to ricin for administration to children.
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,833
    Pah! Who needs brains when you've got brawn?

    Well, that's certainly a nicer way of putting it.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    A brainy professorial Conservative politician enjoying her hobby:
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    One of the few right-wing women you wouldn't because you really wouldn't. Certainly no Sarah Palin or Louis Mensch...
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