Pippa's Bum vs Emma's Bum

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    My perfect woman would have the wit of jo brand and the body of fatima whitbread, or vice versa :lol:

    What! Fatima? With a hairy chest all the way down to her bollox? :shock:
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,436
    Well I'd be quite happy for Serena to beat me into submission with her forehand.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    As Dan Maskell used to say,"Oh I say!"
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,393
    Serena

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    Or Kournikova?

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    Tricky one...
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Seanoconn - I wouldn't sh@g her with yours!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    But perhaps with Pinarello's. He has a thing for Americans it seems. :roll:
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Ballysmate wrote:
    But perhaps with Pinarello's. He has a thing for Americans it seems. :roll:

    And he has 2 vices :lol:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Davdandy
    Davdandy Posts: 571
    OMG Serena in a bikini,i feel quite sick,anyone got a bucket? :mrgreen:
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  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    Your comments are actually worthless because of your subjectivity. Now I am a high Court Judge and therefore provide much better assessments on the relative merits of the ladies attributes - objectively. To make the value judgement we should take it from first principles ie based on the purpose of the @rse. Surely the @rse is for farting so we should judge its quality by comparing respectives farts on the basis of volume, frequency, smell, duration and if any other stuff comes out at the same time. That is my opinion and it is much better than any other expressed elsewhere in this article.
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    Serena looks to have the best equipment then your honour :shock:

    I suspect she'll be a "big 'un" when she stops training too! :roll:
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,943
    ct8282 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Yep. Works for me!
    Can't see it myself, but whatever floats yer boat.
    If she offered it to me I think I would turn her down. Better off with a good w@nk. :lol:

    Horse crap. If she offered it, you knew you could do it with no repercussions, you'd do it.

    I wouldn't.

    I'd be worried that I wasn't going to get it back when she'd done with it.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    seanoconn wrote:
    Serena

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    Or Kournikova?

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    Tricky one...
    It's all there in black and white. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Pross wrote:
    Stuck watching the tennis as coverage of the Giro has been scrapped and it has bought back memories of Serena in her catsuit tennis outfit. Can't post an image at the moment but need a cold shower!



    Well Tom and Jerry must have been like Hentai porn to you then. :lol: