OT: Anyone like Bonobo?

notsoblue
notsoblue Posts: 5,756
edited May 2013 in Commuting chat
This probably breaks forum rules, but here we go...

I've double booked this weekend and as such have two spare tickets for Bonobo Live at the Roundhouse on the 18th. Any takers? http://www.roundhouse.org.uk/whats-on/p ... s/bonobo-0 Should be a great gig, gutted I can't make it myself...

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  • pitchshifter
    pitchshifter Posts: 1,476
    Massive Bonobo fan, but can't make it unfortunately..

    Seeing them in August. Can't wait.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 74,454
    I'd love to go. Alas I fly out to NYC this weekend.
  • MrSweary
    MrSweary Posts: 1,699
    Gah... same here sadly.
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  • I might be demonstrating my uncoolness here but is Bonobo the love child of

    bono.jpg and bo_derek_gallery_main%5B1%5D.jpg?
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,548
    MrSweary wrote:
    Gah... same here sadly.
    You're flying to NYC with RC? Is there something we should know?
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Damnit, lots of fans, no takers. If you know anyone who would be interested, please pass it on ;)
  • MrSweary
    MrSweary Posts: 1,699
    Veronese68 wrote:
    MrSweary wrote:
    Gah... same here sadly.
    You're flying to NYC with RC? Is there something we should know?

    Not really with, although I aim to be there all the time… just out of sight. :shock:
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    MrSweary wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    MrSweary wrote:
    Gah... same here sadly.
    You're flying to NYC with RC? Is there something we should know?

    Not really with, although I aim to be there all the time… just out of sight. :shock:

    You 2 should get together out there.... Do the sights, get out on bikes round Central Park... Who knows where it might lead...
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,548
    Aren't bonobos a type of monkey that is constantly shagging?
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Aren't bonobos a type of monkey that is constantly shagging?
    Nope, they're a type of ape that is constantly shagging...
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,548
    notsoblue wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Aren't bonobos a type of monkey that is constantly shagging?
    Nope, they're a type of ape that is constantly shagging...
    :oops: hangs head in shame.
  • Initialised
    Initialised Posts: 3,047
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Veronese68 wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Aren't bonobos a type of monkey that is constantly shagging?
    Nope, they're a type of ape that is constantly shagging...
    :oops: hangs head in shame.
    Monkeys have tails, apes don't.
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  • the_fuggler
    the_fuggler Posts: 1,228
    Love Bonobo - seen him a couple of times live and it's a great gig. Sadly, after much pleading with the EPO, I can't get a pass for Saturday as we're already booked. Bah.
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I think humans, chimps and bonobos are the only species on earth to have learned how to ahem, pleasure themselves sexually...
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I think humans, chimps and bonobos are the only species on earth to have learned how to ahem, pleasure themselves sexually...
    Don't forget Dolphins. Perverts of the sea.
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    notsoblue wrote:
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I think humans, chimps and bonobos are the only species on earth to have learned how to ahem, pleasure themselves sexually...
    Don't forget Dolphins. Perverts of the sea.

    How would a dolphin have a w*nk? It hasn't got opposable thumbs!
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    notsoblue wrote:
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I think humans, chimps and bonobos are the only species on earth to have learned how to ahem, pleasure themselves sexually...
    Don't forget Dolphins. Perverts of the sea.

    How would a dolphin have a w*nk? It hasn't got opposable thumbs!
    I think they usually get a friend to help, or they use kelp or something.
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    notsoblue wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I think humans, chimps and bonobos are the only species on earth to have learned how to ahem, pleasure themselves sexually...
    Don't forget Dolphins. Perverts of the sea.

    How would a dolphin have a w*nk? It hasn't got opposable thumbs!
    I think they usually get a friend to help, or they use kelp or something.

    Swordfish?
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    If I were a randy dolphin, I think that would be the last thing I'd think of.
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    notsoblue wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I think humans, chimps and bonobos are the only species on earth to have learned how to ahem, pleasure themselves sexually...
    Don't forget Dolphins. Perverts of the sea.

    How would a dolphin have a w*nk? It hasn't got opposable thumbs!
    I think they usually get a friend to help, or they use kelp or something.

    Kelp. The sex toy of the sea.
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  • Initialised
    Initialised Posts: 3,047
    notsoblue wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I think humans, chimps and bonobos are the only species on earth to have learned how to ahem, pleasure themselves sexually...
    Don't forget Dolphins. Perverts of the sea.

    How would a dolphin have a w*nk? It hasn't got opposable thumbs!
    I think they usually get a friend to help, or they use kelp or something.

    Kelp. The sex toy of the sea.
    A mate had a dog that used to suck it's self off. Humans can't do that because of their upright stance hence the evolution of of thumbs, tool use and the ability to fettle and craft are just side effects.
    I used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    notsoblue wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I think humans, chimps and bonobos are the only species on earth to have learned how to ahem, pleasure themselves sexually...
    Don't forget Dolphins. Perverts of the sea.

    How would a dolphin have a w*nk? It hasn't got opposable thumbs!
    I think they usually get a friend to help, or they use kelp or something.

    Kelp. The sex toy of the sea.
    A mate had a dog that used to suck it's self off. Humans can't do that because of their upright stance hence the evolution of of thumbs, tool use and the ability to fettle and craft are just side effects.

    Some humans can suck themselves off too.... google it, hopefully you're not offended by gay porn 8)
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,548
    notsoblue wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I think humans, chimps and bonobos are the only species on earth to have learned how to ahem, pleasure themselves sexually...
    Don't forget Dolphins. Perverts of the sea.

    How would a dolphin have a w*nk? It hasn't got opposable thumbs!
    I think they usually get a friend to help, or they use kelp or something.

    Kelp. The sex toy of the sea.
    A mate had a dog that used to suck it's self off. Humans can't do that because of their upright stance hence the evolution of of thumbs, tool use and the ability to fettle and craft are just side effects.

    Some humans can suck themselves off too.... google it, hopefully you're not offended by gay porn 8)
    I used to work with a guy that was obsessed with the idea that Iggy Pop could do that. His other obbsession was that if he had tits he'd never leave the shower. We're a high brow bunch in the motor trade. :roll:
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Veronese68 wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I think humans, chimps and bonobos are the only species on earth to have learned how to ahem, pleasure themselves sexually...
    Don't forget Dolphins. Perverts of the sea.

    How would a dolphin have a w*nk? It hasn't got opposable thumbs!
    I think they usually get a friend to help, or they use kelp or something.

    Kelp. The sex toy of the sea.
    A mate had a dog that used to suck it's self off. Humans can't do that because of their upright stance hence the evolution of of thumbs, tool use and the ability to fettle and craft are just side effects.

    Some humans can suck themselves off too.... google it, hopefully you're not offended by gay porn 8)
    I used to work with a guy that was obsessed with the idea that Iggy Pop could do that. His other obbsession was that if he had tits he'd never leave the shower. We're a high brow bunch in the motor trade. :roll:
    Must be quite entertaining on rainy afternoons to be able to give oneself a blow job.....
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Wouldn't it be more like giving someone else one?
  • notsoblue wrote:
    Randy little chimps? Love them, would gladly reincarnate as one!
    I think humans, chimps and bonobos are the only species on earth to have learned how to ahem, pleasure themselves sexually...
    Don't forget Dolphins. Perverts of the sea.

    How would a dolphin have a w*nk? It hasn't got opposable thumbs!

    Not sure of the detail, but if 'flip' is the same as 'toss', then surely Flipper and tosser are one and the same?
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    notsoblue wrote:
    Wouldn't it be more like giving someone else one?
    Nah, giving someone else one is all hard work, if you can do it to yourself you get the benefit too....
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