Celebrity Paedo Pool 2013

cat_with_no_tail
cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
edited June 2013 in The Crudcatcher
This thread should probably see more action than the death pool the way things are going at present.

So, the rules are pretty simple, name 3 celebs who will be rumbled by Operation Yewtree in the remainder of 2013.

As it's my game, I'll go first.

1. Timmy Mallet
2. Cheggers
3. Bernie Clifton


I'll keep an eye on the news. The way things are heading, I may have to change the format of the pool so we're identifying people who are NOT paedos or it'll be too easy.
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    1) Max Mosely
    2) Chris Denning
    3) "Dick n Dom"
  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    1/ Alan Sugar
    2/ Mick Hucknall
    3/ Simon Cowell
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  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    1/ chuckle brothers
    2/ pat sharpe
    3/ Lenny Henry
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


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  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    1) Keith Harris
    2) Rod Hull
    3) Timmy Mallet
    Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Epsilon.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Didnt they find Stuart Lubbock floating face down in Michael Barrymores celebrity Paedo pool?

    Anyway, heres my picks

    Simon Groom
    Simon (trevor and simon) Hickson
    Peter Simon.

    Because simon says......touch my dinkle
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Oh well this seems a hoot
    so.....

    Noddy Holder
    Peter Purves
    Aled Jones
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    1) Timmy Mallet
    2) Andy Peters
    3) Mick Jagger
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Richie63 wrote:
    Peter Purves

    I'd heard he does too
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Davdandy
    Davdandy Posts: 571
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    1/ chuckle brothers
    2/ pat sharpe
    3/ Lenny Henry

    How dare you put the lords of chuckle in your list. :twisted:


    1:Prince Philip
    2:Christopher Biggins
    3:Brian Cant
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  • sniper68
    sniper68 Posts: 2,910
    1.Cliff Richard.
    2.Bruce Forsyth
    3.Tony Blackburn.
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  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
    1. Pat Sharpe
    2. Timmy Mallet
    3. The Crankees
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    1. Timmy Maller
    2. Cliff Richard
    3. Rod Hull
  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    1: The Chuckle Brothers
    2: Timmy Mallet
    3: Jeffrey (from Rainbow)
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

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  • compo
    compo Posts: 1,370
    1) Jim Bowen
    2) Noel Edmonds
    3) Gazlar
    GREAT SUCCESS!

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    compo wrote:
    ) Gazlar

    Celebrity, yes, but other than that I find children far too annoying to be touching up. I like my women like I like my scotch, age 18 years or more, robust and full bodied and mixed up with coke
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • gazeddy
    gazeddy Posts: 305
    isnt that what they all have said so far
    I rode what you dug last summer
  • 123oldman
    123oldman Posts: 268
    I like the idea of this game..

    1 - Got to be Timmy Mallet surely?
    2 - Jim 'Bullseye' Bowen
    3 - Harry 'Loadsamoney' Enfield

    Dodgy as f00k :)
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    1. Noel Edmonds
    2. Cheggers
    3. Phillip Schofield

    Surely all kids entertainers are fiddlers!!!!
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    1. Ant
    2. Dec
    3. Terry Wogan
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Couldn't believe it of Wogan if i'm honest he is too cool.
  • schlepcycling
    schlepcycling Posts: 1,614
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    3. The Crankees
    You do know that's not a real little boy don't you?.

    Anyway my picks

    1) Roy Walker
    2) Bruce Forsyth
    3) Timmy Mallett
    'Hello to Jason Isaacs'
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    1. Ed the duck
    2. Gordon the gopher
    3. Sooty
  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    1. Rod
    2. Jane
    3. Freddy
    A berm? were you expecting one?

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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Couldn't believe it of Wogan if i'm honest he is too cool.

    You're obviously trying to repress the memories
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Why dya think pudsey wears that eye patch. Sir Tez hit him in the eye with a stray blubber bullet
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Graham K
    Graham K Posts: 329
    Timmy Mallet.
    Noel Edmonds.
    Matthew Corbett.
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    bennett_346 wrote:
    1) Max Mosely
    2) Chris Denning
    3) "Dick n Dom"
    Looks like i was right lol

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22795892

    "A man arrested by police over sex offences is former BBC Radio 1 DJ Chris Denning, the BBC understands."
  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    inside information i reckon
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    Maybe i tipped them off :twisted:
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    I feel I am late to this game. Pretty much everyone who has been involved in the entertainment industry in the 60's, 70's, and 80's has been arrested already.

    As for predictions. Sadowitz wins

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