bumholes

Vesterberg
Vesterberg Posts: 330
edited May 2013 in The cake stop
everyone's got one, but what are they actually for??

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    they make good mods :mrgreen:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    They give me something to differentiate from my elbow when I' m confused.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    they make good mods :mrgreen:
    I can't think who you might be referring to :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • wombly_knees
    wombly_knees Posts: 657
    A biological bowling machine

    Vesterberg- is your avatar the HMHB album?
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    They are for owls to pleasure themselves in.
  • jawooga
    jawooga Posts: 530
    I don't understand floaters. Someone at work leaves them frequently - there is no residual paper left, no disintegration of stool. It's as if no wiping or flushing has occurred at all. Then you have to make sure nobody sees you leaving that cubicle.
  • Davdandy
    Davdandy Posts: 571
    Bumholes are for parking your bike.jeesh,i thought everyone knew that. :roll:
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  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    jawooga wrote:
    I don't understand floaters. Someone at work leaves them frequently - there is no residual paper left, no disintegration of stool. It's as if no wiping or flushing has occurred at all. Then you have to make sure nobody sees you leaving that cubicle.


    Do you work with Owls? They're right buggers for it. Its the 360 degree vision they think they can get away with it.
  • jawooga
    jawooga Posts: 530
    jawooga wrote:
    I don't understand floaters. Someone at work leaves them frequently - there is no residual paper left, no disintegration of stool. It's as if no wiping or flushing has occurred at all. Then you have to make sure nobody sees you leaving that cubicle.
    tim wand wrote:
    Do you work with Owls? They're right buggers for it. Its the 360 degree vision they think they can get away with it.

    Yes I do! My money had been on Chris Packham, but come to think of it they are crafty buggers.
  • plowmar
    plowmar Posts: 1,032
    sciency bit :- floaters have more fat in them than sinkers and if more than just occasional see doc.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    plowmar wrote:
    sciency bit :- floaters have more fat in them than sinkers and if more than just occasional see doc.

    There is also a link with aspergers and gluten intollerance in some rare cases. Those intollerant to gluten make floaters. That might give you a pointer...
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  • upperoilcan
    upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    Vesterberg wrote:
    everyone's got one, but what are they actually for??


    Pose this question to Elton John.
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    upperoilcan wrote:
    Vesterberg wrote:
    everyone's got one, but what are they actually for??


    Pose this question to Elton John.
    Or Michelle Thorne.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Now I understand the 'Tail end Charlie' tag, Frank.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Now I understand the 'Tail end Charlie' tag, Frank.
    Well, that wasn't what i quite had in mind. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • AchillesLeftKnee
    AchillesLeftKnee Posts: 713
    upperoilcan wrote:
    Vesterberg wrote:
    everyone's got one, but what are they actually for??
    Pose this question to Elton John.
    A key ingredient (along with a kilo of beetroot consumed earlier, plus a match) for a rather dramatic personal special effect to accompany performances of Rocket Man?
    Mangeur
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Re: There is a god, Clifford charged with sex offences

    by Cleat Eastwood » Sat May 04, 2013 9:50 pm
    Bugger me.

    Cleat seems to know what his is for! :lol:

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