Do people really want to sell bikes?

welshkev

I posted a bit yesterday about the response I had yesterday about a bike I enquired about. I got this response back earlier:


"37 mins ago
rbla says:

haha dont cry you little twat. you probs cant even afford it anyway. So yep I'll keep it thanks. I gotta Reign, you havent hahaha"

Really? Great selling technique

Anyone else had any gems?

projectsome

I've not had a Gem, but I've had a Lucy. Are Gem's generally better?

gt-arrowhead

I read your first part yesterday...that was pretty good, but this is brilliant.

What a dumb sh1t! He has no idea hes being laughed at on another forum because hes so stupid.

So let me laugh at him on your behalf and mine: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

welshkev

projectsome wrote:

I've not had a Gem, but I've had a Lucy. Are Gem's generally better?

Yeah, I thought everyone knew that? :?

JBA

I have just sent him a message asking for some more details about the bike.

Let's see what he says...

welshkev

JBA wrote:

I have just sent him a message asking for some more details about the bike.

Let's see what he says...

I hope it's not just me then otherwise ill look s right tool

pesky_jones

haha dont cry you little fool.

That's my favourite bit, that's pure comedy gold haha

gt-arrowhead

Pesky Jones wrote:

haha dont cry you little fool.

That's my favourite bit, that's pure comedy gold haha

I agree, i never found it that funny, but just reading it now made me laugh.

"you little fool"

benpinnick

Just post him this back:

"You might still have it, but its still got Stroker brakes on it. Who's laughing now?"

welshkev

benpinnick wrote:

Just post him this back:

"You might still have it, but its still got Stroker brakes on it. Who's laughing now?"

I think I replied with something like "you can stick your 5 year old bike up your arse"

Not the most poetic

welshkev

Oh and fool was edited by BR. It said tw@t

gt-arrowhead

welshkev wrote:

Oh and fool was edited by BR. It said tw@t

ahhh. It would have been better if he said "fool"

tlw1

What a throbber

welshkev

haha,

I sent him this cos he did my head in:

"Mate you are awesome, by awesome I mean a complete tool. I already have 3 nice bikes mate you can stick your 5 year old reign up your arse.
Honestly, I've never known someone who advertises a bike for sale to be such an idiot when someone asks them a reasonable question.
But then again, you are from Bristol. Your mum is probably your sister.
Have a nice day bum boy!"

I've just had this response back:

"haha you dumb inbred, sheep bumming, f*ggot. im at fod sat if you think youre a tough guy. seem to have sold bikes fine in the past. If you know anything about bikes, which you clearly dont. you would of been able to see spec. Again you must be thick as shite. People like you make me sick, would of told you spec and you would of said "yeah get back to you when I got the cash" now just f*ck off before I hunt your mums corpse out and add another to the long list of cock she's had. Or if you got kids I'm gonna rape the f*ck out of them"

* I apologise to people from Bristol

He seems like a nice guy

can everyone message him with the question "what's the full spec of the bike please mate?"

thekickingmule

Haha I'll message him! What's his username?

I think you should take a trip to FOD this weekend, and take a Go Pro!

welshkev

I won't make it obvious, but his user name is in my first post and the website is a bike that is pink

Gazlar

I hope hes that old woman

welshkev

Gazlar wrote:

I hope hes that old woman

I have a default setting of I can't shut up. it's not my fault

Gazlar

welshkev wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

I hope hes that old woman

I have a default setting of I can't shut up. it's not my fault

You dont suffer "fools" gladly

EH_Rob

leave it a couple of days, then ask him what they spec is and offer him half the asking price. he'll be most appreciative I'm sure.

projectsome

welshkev wrote:

haha,

I sent him this cos he did my head in:

"Mate you are awesome, by awesome I mean a complete tool. I already have 3 nice bikes mate you can stick your 5 year old reign up your ars*.
Honestly, I've never known someone who advertises a bike for sale to be such an idiot when someone asks them a reasonable question.
But then again, you are from Bristol. Your mum is probably your sister.
Have a nice day bum boy!"

I've just had this response back:

"haha you dumb inbred, sheep bumming, f*ggot. im at fod sat if you think youre a tough guy. seem to have sold bikes fine in the past. If you know anything about bikes, which you clearly dont. you would have been able to see spec. Again you must be thick as shite. People like you make me sick, would have told you spec and you would have said "yeah get back to you when I got the cash" now just f*ck off before I hunt your mums corpse out and add another to the long list of fool she's had. Or if you got kids I'm gonna rape the f*ck out of them"

* I apologise to people from Bristol

He seems like a nice guy

can everyone message him with the question "what's the full spec of the bike please mate?"

Can you be a bit more specific as to which part of Bristol, while a good percentage of the locals are crazy, a few of us are a little sane :roll:

welshkev

projectsome wrote:

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Can you be a bit more specific as to which part of Bristol, while a good percentage of the locals are crazy, a few of us are a little sane :roll:

sorry, he hasn't asked me around for tea yet. when he does i'll let you know which part he lives in

EH_Rob

haha! when he does, ask him for a list of ingredients he's going to use to prepare it.

pesky_jones

EH_Rob wrote:

haha! when he does, ask him for a list of ingredients he's going to use to prepare it.

"onions, so dont cry you litte fool"

projectsome

Got a pic of the bike, I'll look out for it and the ecentric bloke riding it.

welshkev

ha ha,

I've blocked him now cos his messages were just getting more rambling.

he did call me big boy though...

perhaps he's so angry cos he's repressing his feelings

said bike: