Wednesday Morning Thread...

thekickingmule

Mehning Losers!

Looks like the weather is returning to "normal" overcast and cool. I've heard rain is due later this week :roll:

Normal day for me, I'm driving in as I want to get home quickly after my music theory lesson, rather than the hour and 40min journey by train and bus.

Laters!

tlw1

Morning

rain has started in Shropshire

Working from home today, so had chance for a run rather than a commute this morning, and now onto excel stuff. Later is another ton of stones to shirt into the garden - the joys. If I get it done quick enough I will go out for a quick blast on the ghey bike.

Clank

Mornin' denizens,

Due to the wrokshop being on the warmn side yesterday, I ended up doing a lot of wedling with my sleeves up. I now have a mild sunburn on one arm

Today will be much of the same, but with the sleeves down. With the turn of weather though it ain't going to be as warm. Ever again. Ever!!

Onwards! To coffee! And six months of autumn!

VWsurfbum

Mehning as today is my Monday and its raining here!
Met Mr Angry Bird yesterday at UkBikeSkills, I can confirm that he is not a Bird, Nor is he very angry.
What an awesome weekend, helped by good weather and far too much beer and burgers!

Anywoo i have a weekends worth of Emails and retardness to catch up on before fighting with the M25.

Toodles.

spongtastic

Morning Mongs!

A day of meetings followed by another day of meetings tomorrow. I knew I'd have to pay for sitting on the beach most of the weekend, but I had to make the most of the sun especially seeing as it's now raining again.

clamps81

Blergh, nice early hungover start today. Went for a post work sunshine pint last night and ended up staying out 'till 11 and getting rather pissed. Still, no regrets - got to enjoy what little sunshine we get in this country. Mate is visiting tonight so dobtless more beer will be consumed and my wallet will be further emptied.
Right, time for more coffee to see me through 'till 3:30

Gazlar

Morning scuttlers

Back at work at 3 this morning and feeling it. The last week has drained me, but getting by. Productive meeting with estate agent yesterday but to sell my house is at best going to break even but most likely wipe out my savings, but i dont want the millstone of it any more. Definately moving house friday which is more hassle but at least it means freedom from the losers and i also have McFly to look forward to friday night.

Anyone wanna buy a house?

gt-arrowhead

Morning everyone

Shitty day today with the weather...and ive gotta cycle down to the orthodontists to get my braces checked up on...then back to school after that, but im considering bunking that! Should be an alright day without school though.

Hope everyone has a good day, and this weather fucks off!

cazmotron

Morning Window lickers,
uuurrrgghhh...
Feeling shattered this morning. Managed to get out in the sun yesterday after work thankfully as I have a feeling it was Scotlands 1 day of summer for the year.
Today will involve way too much work as there is a system upgrade today wich means lots of running about between office and the comms rooms, not sure if my legs are up to it after yesterday.

Laters

Thewaylander

Morning Bum Lickers,

Good spin round cwm last night, pushed it a bit and feeling it today pleasent kind of ache.

Mostly though my day is going to be guessing what is for free lunch nom...

Later troops

ste_t

Morning,

There are few things in life worse than being hung over on a train.

That's all I've got,

Later mongos

thekickingmule

ste_t wrote:

There are few things in life worse than being hung over on a train.

I've already decided that I refuse to drink on a school night, as I daren't catch the train hungover. Even sober isn't the nicest feeling!

Gazlar

How dya think i feel spending all day on one

ste_t

I don't envy you Mr Gazlar.

Our night was cut short somewhat by our boss being refused entry everywhere we tried to go as he was too drunk. Hopefully my expenses don't get audited any time soon, as explaining a £25 cocktail called 'skullfark' (or something similar,) may prove difficult.

My skull does indeed feel farked, but at least I have no work for a week now.

Thewaylander

And its lasagne for lunch..annoying as i was going to cook one tonight...

gt-arrowhead

Just got back from the orthodontists...was great.

Got there 20 minutes early so i started riding around and i came across a very hilly park with overgrown grasses and a little bit of forest. Mucked around in there on the bike. Was great fun! Eventually ended up getting smothered in water and wet mud and grass...walked into there looking like a bit of a twat. LOL!

Got my braces adjusted, and i went straight back to that same park straight after. Was a great ride that i didnt expect to do.

Saw this...tempting to just ride across the mud that was in there...but that car behind the skip was a Cadillac STS. Wouldnt wanna hit that!

pesky_jones

1. Ride up plank.
2. Get off bike.
3. Climb out of skip, leaving bike.
4. Walk away.

Order has been restored

MissCMC

I take one day off of work and my team and files just end up looking like someone has thrown piles of rubbish at my desk. One of the minions was off sick yesterday and still is today so now behind like more behind than I am comfortable with which means that I am doing my work and assistants work and wont be leaving here until 8pm tonight. What I really need is to be cloned several times so that I know I can trust the people that I work with to do things right first time and not just dick about and muck things up that I then have to go and sort out.

Middle sister rang last night before I left home to speak to the mothership. She was in tears as she has been working in the Paediatrics ward where she is caring for babies dying of malaria. Think this trip is going to be a real wake up call for her. But I transferred her a load of money this morning to go on safari one weekend.

gt-arrowhead

Pesky Jones wrote:

1. Ride up plank.
2. Get off bike.
3. Climb out of skip, leaving bike.
4. Walk away.

Order has been restored

HAHAHAHHAHAAHHA. MADE ME LOL!

tlw1

Pesky Jones wrote:

1. Ride up plank.
2. Get off bike.
3. Climb out of skip, leaving bike.
4. Walk away.

Order has been restored

Fantastic

Gazlar

MissCMC wrote:

What I really need is to be cloned several times so that I know I can trust Waylander to do stalker things right first time and not just dick about and muck things up that I then have to go and sort out.

FTFY, plus if there was an army of CMC's it would have been easier to spot you in the gym

pesky_jones

MissCMC wrote:

What I really need is to be cloned several times

If that happened, everyone in the CC would walk themselves out

Gazlar

Pesky Jones wrote:

MissCMC wrote:

What I really need is to be boned several times

If that happened, everyone in the CC would walk themselves out

I think thats what you may have erroneously read Mr Jones

Thewaylander

ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

Thats better, I now don't need to kill any Danish people.

pesky_jones

Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

What is for sure is that MissCMC needs cloning, and then boning.

gt-arrowhead

Does she mind you lot saying this about her? Haha.

And what does CMC stand for?

pesky_jones

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

Does she mind you lot saying this about her? Haha.

Its the Crud..

gt-arrowhead

Yeah...but still. LOL.

MissCMC

It's what happens. So be it. Bunch of frustrated males - for all they know I could be a 20 stone man, with moobs and BO.

Gaz obvs knows this is not the case.

Gazlar

If they are moobs theyre perky ones

MissCMC

OMG I'm leaving as I'm still in work and this is going to degenerate. Don't change that to anything inappropriate. And Waylander can't stalk properly - he's too tall and easy to spot.