A Compliment.......

finlayson99

New lycra top today.

Proudly put it on to show the missus.

"How do I look?" say I.

"About as stupid as all of those other lycra clad weirdos on bikes" says she.

I took that as a compliment.

farrina

Don't make the mistake of buying shorts in any other colour than black then, as given the above reaction she is likely to either file for divorce or suffer a stroke.

southdownswolf

New shorts and the missus has a stroke? Sounds good to me... :-)

mpatts

finlayson99 wrote:

New lycra top today.

Proudly put it on to show the missus.

"How do I look?" say I.

"About as stupid as all of those other lycra clad weirdos on bikes" says she.

I took that as a compliment.

She can't be referring to me, I look sh*t hot in my lycra.

farrina

southdownswolf wrote:

New shorts and the missus has a stroke? Sounds good to me... :-)

I deliberately decided to use the word "suffer" rather than "have" for the very reason that I thought someone might allude to the fact there might be a marital benefit to the husband modelling his bib shorts ....

goonz

mpatts wrote:

finlayson99 wrote:

New lycra top today.

Proudly put it on to show the missus.

"How do I look?" say I.

"About as stupid as all of those other lycra clad weirdos on bikes" says she.

I took that as a compliment.

She can't be referring to me, I look sh*t hot in my lycra.

Me too....my missus cant say a thing, she loves the definition in my legs. Only as im changing she sniggers at the wrestler look but thats only a few seconds.

herb71

First time I tried on my skin suit my wife said I look like a Tellytubby! Or in my case a telly-very-tubby.

finlayson99

I make a point of wandering round the house just in my bib shorts, gets the "usual" response.

Poor girl really doesn't understand.

Leg shaving next.......................

goonz

Lets see the pics of this new jersey then....

chrisaonabike

farrina wrote:

I thought someone might allude to the fact there might be a marital benefit to the husband modelling his bib shorts ....

What, like if previously she was wanting it more than he was, beforehand?