The valleys

Woodmonkey
Woodmonkey Posts: 412
edited May 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Wtf
Is it actually like that in wales
pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Haha is it worse then 'the only way is essex' and the rest of them though?
  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    Worse/ better, I urge you to watch it!
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    is there a new series? seen series one.... pure mental
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    I assume this is a TV show?
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    I haven't seen this new series, but yeah in some parts. :oops:

    there's some right idiots here! apparently one of the new guys on there is from blackwood and the lot of the guys I ride with know him!!
  • clamps81
    clamps81 Posts: 315
    I daren't watch it - it's probably going to be full of the sort of tango'd numpties that frequent Cardiffs less salubrious night spots and give the valleys their (somewhat deserved) reputation.
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  • MissCMC
    MissCMC Posts: 545
    My housemates bf knows a couple of the people on there, but he is from Aberdare. He is basically the same as them. It's kinda of like living in an episode of the Valleys in our house sometimes. He has that same orange glow and idiotic arrogance.

    I watched it once, I couldn't bear anymore of it. I think they go to Glam or Soda on it quite a bit. Neither of which I will set foot in anymore.
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  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    Never seen it before, there's twins on it who are doormen from pontypridd (I think) who keep making monkey noises and drink each others piss! Very odd
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


    voodoo hoodoo
  • FatMikeUK
    FatMikeUK Posts: 51
    I can't watch shows like this. I'm a miserable b@tard at the best of times and close enough to pushing people under buses as I walk down the street. Shows like this are liable to finally push me over the edge and lose all faith in other human beings. I'm a nice guy I swear, and I don't want to end up being described in the Daily Mail as a "disturbed loner" so I just daren't chance it.
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    ^^^ this.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    I was watching 8 out of 10 cats "best bits" last night, and two of the guests were from "the only way is essex" or "made in chelsea" or one of the shows, and Jimmy Carr was ripping the fark out of them. I don't think they even knew they were having the p1ss taken - they were just laughing along like oblivious children, which is what they are really. It was hilarious.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    that joey Essex tool has been on celebrity juice a few times and when asked what country borders wales? he said





    Russia?!? :shock: what a clueless brain dead feck wit
  • MissCMC
    MissCMC Posts: 545
    They all are brainless tools and oxygen thieves. Unfortunately people watch them and want to be like them. I used to watch that programme until their idiocy annoyed me too much.
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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    welshkev wrote:
    that joey Essex tool has been on celebrity juice a few times and when asked what country borders wales? he said





    Russia?!? :shock: what a clueless brain dead feck wit

    Thats who was on yesterday, they must invite them on shows like that to be the butt of their jokes. I think it's brilliant.
  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    I've not seen The Valleys, but I used to work with a guy from Brecon, and he used to tell some damn funny stories about the locals from around there.

    I would like to see the entire cast of Made In Chelsea hurled from a giant trebuchet though. I've never watched it, but just seeing the adverts makes me want to hurt them, lol.
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    bennett_346 wrote:
    FatMikeUK wrote:
    I can't watch shows like this. I'm a miserable b@tard at the best of times and close enough to pushing people under buses as I walk down the street. Shows like this are liable to finally push me over the edge and lose all faith in other human beings. I'm a nice guy I swear, and I don't want to end up being described in the Daily Mail as a "disturbed loner" so I just daren't chance it.
    ^^^ this.

    I assume this must be some show about some area of South Wales?
    Those of us in the north are frankly, embarrassed of the retarded southern folk.
    I mean, most of them, can't even speak the language. Hell, most of them can barely speak.
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    10 Mr Competitor No 139 Id 45
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    bennett_346 wrote:
    10 Mr Competitor No 139 Id 45
    I see you're a poet at heart. A nonsensical babbling poet, but then, they all are really, since "being a poet" is really just an euphemism for "I'm not any good at anything except taking massive quantities of drugs - I'd have been a musician if I had the inclination to practice a skill"
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    Somehow that ended up there when i had just read it in a results text box on the british cycling website. I'm on my phone if it counts for anything.

    At least my surrealism work is appreciated that side of the border.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    bennett_346 wrote:
    FatMikeUK wrote:
    I can't watch shows like this. I'm a miserable b@tard at the best of times and close enough to pushing people under buses as I walk down the street. Shows like this are liable to finally push me over the edge and lose all faith in other human beings. I'm a nice guy I swear, and I don't want to end up being described in the Daily Mail as a "disturbed loner" so I just daren't chance it.
    ^^^ this.

    I assume this must be some show about some area of South Wales?
    Those of us in the north are frankly, embarrassed of the retarded southern folk.
    I mean, most of them, can't even speak the language. Hell, most of them can barely speak.

    Cheers mate, I'm glad to see that there's no longer that north/south divide :lol:
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Oh it's there. We're just not entirely sure where to draw the line.
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    And don't you guys up north class Newport, Cardiff and Swansea as England?
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Swansea, definitely. Newport slightly less so. Cardiff, well, we more or less claim that for ourselves, since so many gogs moved in.
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    watched the first episode of series 2 at the weekend...... makes the people on Geordie shore look sane....

    the two new guys on the show are nuts!! proper nuts.... will see how watchable it is with the next ep.
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    Is it actually like that in wales

    Not really. As this is a 'reality' show, it's all actually made up/acted out/scripted etc. As my IQ is larger than my shoe size (but only just), I don't watch this sort of shock-tv crap.

    Meanwhile, did you know, that levels of inbreeding are measured in Morgans. And, the first town/village you come to North of Cardiff is Morganstown. Just saying... Hmmm, is that a banjo I can hear playing?
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