Sharleen Spiteri...Sharlene who?

pinno

Isn't she just gorgeous ?

Never mind the dodgy French chat show show thingy. You don't need sound.

Cleat Eastwood

J'adore deep fried battered croissant, you know wot I mean amis.

tim_wand

Theres another thread on here "What first attracted you to your other half".

Would I be bragging if I said "because in those days she was the spit of Sharlene Spiteri"

Preferred with shorter hair, and the Scottish accent (soft brogue version, really does it for me)

As a gooner, I once heard a rumour that she had a small part to play in Thierry Henry's divorce from Claire Merry, but I find that hard to believe. Maybe where she developed her love of French.

seanoconn

I'll see your Sharleen Spiteri... and raise you a Claire Grogan..

canny_lad

seanoconn wrote:

I'll see your Sharleen Spiteri... and raise you a Claire Grogan..

I'm out, can't top that

seanoconn

Canny lad wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

I'll see your Sharleen Spiteri... and raise you a Claire Grogan..

I'm out, can't top that

Yup. Anyone who can sing with their armpit is pretty special in my book

giant_man

oh dear, throw up time, claire grogan, wtf?

pinno

I'll match your Grogan girly and raise you Seanthecon with a very special woman with exceptional hairy and shaggable armpits:

Much fun with hairyness

seanoconn

pinarello001 wrote:

I'll match your Grogan girly and raise you Seanthecon with a very special woman with exceptional hairy and shaggable armpits:

Much fun with hairyness

Well obviously I fold. I though we were playing limited Scottish bint poker? (Very limited)

team47b

pinarello001 wrote:

I'll match your Grogan girly and raise you Seanthecon with a very special woman with exceptional hairy and shaggable armpits:

Much fun with hairyness

The drummer and keyboard player are havin' a see who can look most like Eddie Izzard competition

Cleat Eastwood

pinarello001 wrote:

I'll match your Grogan girly and raise you Seanthecon with a very special woman with exceptional hairy and shaggable armpits:

Much fun with hairyness

In some cultures having sex with hairy armpits is a sign of approval - or is that burping - either way, they don't go down well in Ascot - unlike Gillian Taylforth

Lagrange

Hey - you. Does that welsh stuff written beneath your message in red say:

'You must sit on your arrsse and masturbate for 20 mins every day; drink a bottle of champagne and then have your shhit?'

thought so.

dynamicbrick

Canny lad wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

I'll see your Sharleen Spiteri... and raise you a Claire Grogan..

I'm out, can't top that

She wins on account of being the better of the two Kochanski characters.

Regards the Scottish cheekbones & soft brogue thing. I'm predisposed to it, being of Scottish descent. A good friend of mine who fits the cheekbones and soft highland brogue thing, utterly stunning lass, left me a 'Happy Birthday Mr President' voicemail for my birthday... I spent most of that afternoon facing north, hitting my erection with a hammer, and screaming "Mercy!"

canny_lad

Respect Watching Gregory's Girl or Comfort and Joy does it for me every time. Gina McKee has a similar effect on me.

Should I be worried? :P

seanoconn

Canny lad wrote:

Respect Watching Gregory's Girl or Comfort and Joy does it for me every time. Gina McKee has a similar effect on me.

Should I be worried? :P

Ahh, Gregory's Girl Last time I watched it I realised it was over 30 years old

RideOnTime

tim wand wrote:

spit of Spiteri"

That's a full gob.

RideOnTime

pinarello001 wrote:

Isn't she just gorgeous ?

Never mind the dodgy French chat show show thingy. You don't need sound.

I thought you had gone...

Yossie

Not a patch on Nina from Nina and the Neurons though. And Nina is a neurologist as well, so top that ya mofos.

mpatts

Yossie wrote:

Not a patch on Nina from Nina and the Neurons though. And Nina is a neurologist as well, so top that ya mofos.

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one.

I once had a dream that I was the family on the show, and the investigation was me asking the question "When I watch you on the telly, I get a funny feeling that's a bit like a sneeze, only nicer"