Any ideas for a comedy Sky jersey?

iainf72
iainf72 Posts: 15,784
edited April 2013 in Pro race
Looking at this

http://roadcyclinguk.com/gear/rapha-ann ... ml#slide-1

What kind of comedy name could I get on the side, if I was going to buy one...

Ricco?

Or mayby just Soulless?

:P

Just kidding Sky fans. I wonder if they'll honour orders though or have some kind of control on it.
Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
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  • rick_chasey
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  • iainf72 wrote:
    if I was going to buy one...

    What do you mean if?
  • slim_boy_fat
    slim_boy_fat Posts: 1,810
    Surely it has to be 'Choo, Choo'
  • ddraver
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    @UCI_Underpants ?

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  • danlikesbikes
    danlikesbikes Posts: 3,898
    Not politically correct in any way but I heard a comedy story about someone entering the London Marathon who had his name on on the front of his shirt as was made aware that people would should "come on Lee" assuming his name was Lee. Anyway his mate thought it would be funny to have "my mum" well let just say that the spectators were less impressed after chanting for runner number 2 after they realised what they were shouting.

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    Leinders.
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  • Macaloon
    Macaloon Posts: 5,545
    I know. Thought it would be a toss-up between Sky and the flag as to the most offensive item.
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  • MrT
    MrT Posts: 260
    Perhaps ...Leveson....might work
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    arnuf Posts: 98
    Either Knaven or De Jongh.
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    Glenn Mulcaire
  • gavbarron
    gavbarron Posts: 824
    edited April 2013
    "This cost me £20 more than a standard Sky jersey" ?

    Or

    "I don't actually race"

    :)
  • MrTapir
    MrTapir Posts: 1,206
    Raisa (Rebekah Brook's ex police horse).
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    WEEB

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    napoleond Posts: 5,992
    Not seen one that's raised a chuckle yet...
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    Marj Gains?
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  • iainf72
    iainf72 Posts: 15,784
    How about

    Bone Idle

    F'ing Wanker?
    Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
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