I'm 'working', what about you?
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Never posted in this bit before but I read stuff because it's funny.
I'm knocking in a shift at work...
Well I'm at work so close enough.
I'm knocking in a shift at work...
Well I'm at work so close enough.
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Do you mean a shaft - some sort of mechanic. Hope you're not fixing my roller pal - because I WANT YOU TO CONCENTRATE and NOT FARK about on the Internet. Shtt - must dasy - the transplant I'm doing has fallen out and I just stood on it.
...hope it does not belong to any relatives....
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unquestioned wrote:Never posted in this bit before but I read stuff because it's funny.
I'm knocking in a shift at work...
Well I'm at work so close enough.
Reading? What a 'novel' idea... If only there were other reasons.0 -
Well im certainly not knocking one out and telling hte whole CC about it like you mate...0
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unquestioned wrote:Never posted in this bit before but I read stuff because it's funny.
I'm knocking in a shift at work...
Well I'm at work so close enough.
And you dare to try and make a sensible Post without trawling through the volumes of written shyte that lays in this archive of insanity0 -
Unquestioned - your relative unfamiliarity with the syntax of the CC renders you disadvantaged and I would like to compensate by explaining that each of the responses refers to masturbation - except mine - I'm doing a heart lung transplant. It would help a tiny little bit if you could provide a photograph of, to us an unfamiliar relative - such as your sister.
....without any clothes on
so that we can continue the practice. It would also save us from reading! - Win Win!
You would notice the clever juxtaposition of 'relatively unfamiliar ' with 'unfamiliar relative' - that normally calls for a pm containing an open crotch shot.
If you have any other cultural assimilation issues then please feel free to be debased.0 -
I literally have no idea what is happening here.0
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Perhaps he owns a muddy fox?0
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Yeah, or requires a couple of locking dusties.0
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Yeah, maybe hes just pissed at wiggle0
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Pesky Jones wrote:I literally have no idea what is happening here.
Ha ha, me either.
Welcome to the cc though unquestioned. Have you ever been to Rhyl?0 -
Who me? Yes I've ben to Rhyl and you'll never believe what happened:....
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...and the giraffe licked it all up!
It was BRILLIANT!
Distressingly there was an old woman - looked like she arrived on a broomstick - kept going on about her son copulating with the army - it was the way she said 'in' the army - like 'in' was in itallics. Anyway I gave her one in the car park - well in the box to be more accurate - but the box was in the car park as was the Cardiff supporters contingent who were celebrating some trivial football thing. Anyway they queued up nicely to interact with her. Then I had an ice cream - bit warm and salty but I needed it; and went back to the giraffe before returning to the scout camp.0 -
Pesky Jones wrote:Yeah, maybe hes just pissed at wiggle
Haven't blamed wiggle for anything yet.Gazlar wrote:Perhaps he owns a muddy fox?
A carrera but I'm cool with that.Thewaylander wrote:Well im certainly not knocking one out and telling hte whole CC about it like you mate...
It's part of a healthy lifestyle, live a little.Lagrange wrote:Unquestioned - your relative unfamiliarity with the syntax of the CC renders you disadvantaged and I would like to compensate by explaining that each of the responses refers to masturbation - except mine - I'm doing a heart lung transplant. It would help a tiny little bit if you could provide a photograph of, to us an unfamiliar relative - such as your sister.
....without any clothes on
so that we can continue the practice. It would also save us from reading! - Win Win!
You would notice the clever juxtaposition of 'relatively unfamiliar ' with 'unfamiliar relative' - that normally calls for a pm containing an open crotch shot.
If you have any other cultural assimilation issues then please feel free to be debased.
I can't help you out there but here's a picture of something completely unrelated instead.
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unquestioned wrote:Pesky Jones wrote:Yeah, maybe hes just pissed at wiggle
Haven't blamed wiggle for anything yet.
Thats the spirit - welcome0 -
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Pesky Jones wrote:unquestioned wrote:Pesky Jones wrote:Yeah, maybe hes just pissed at wiggle
Haven't blamed wiggle for anything yet.
Thats the spirit - welcome
Too early to be nice0 -
do you mean no, unquestionably?0
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Technically 'Y' can be considered a vowel...It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
Blender Cube AMS Pro0 -
He didnt mean vowels he meant virgins0
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I suppose he is very Jesus like.0
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Chunkers1980 wrote:I suppose he is very Jesus like.
I thought, that when he was gnawing his palms he was trying to get rid of the hair. Hadn't realised he could be biting his nails!How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.0 -
Back to hard work.
Decent day at work though as I'm gonna vanish at 11 to pick up my new bike.
I think before that I'll have to go drop the kids off at the pool though which will waste a bit more time.0 -
