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I'm 'working', what about you?

unquestionedunquestioned Posts: 172
edited April 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Never posted in this bit before but I read stuff because it's funny.

I'm knocking in a shift at work...
Well I'm at work so close enough.

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  • LagrangeLagrange Posts: 652
    Do you mean a shaft - some sort of mechanic. Hope you're not fixing my roller pal - because I WANT YOU TO CONCENTRATE and NOT FARK about on the Internet. Shtt - must dasy - the transplant I'm doing has fallen out and I just stood on it.

    ...hope it does not belong to any relatives....

    (of mine)
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    unquestioned wrote:
    Never posted in this bit before but I read stuff because it's funny.

    I'm knocking in a shift at work...
    Well I'm at work so close enough.

    Reading? What a 'novel' idea... If only there were other reasons.
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my censored mood!
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    Well im certainly not knocking one out and telling hte whole CC about it like you mate...
  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    unquestioned wrote:
    Never posted in this bit before but I read stuff because it's funny.

    I'm knocking in a shift at work...
    Well I'm at work so close enough.

    And you dare to try and make a sensible Post without trawling through the volumes of written shyte that lays in this archive of insanity
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • LagrangeLagrange Posts: 652
    Unquestioned - your relative unfamiliarity with the syntax of the CC renders you disadvantaged and I would like to compensate by explaining that each of the responses refers to masturbation - except mine - I'm doing a heart lung transplant. It would help a tiny little bit if you could provide a photograph of, to us an unfamiliar relative - such as your sister.

    ....without any clothes on

    so that we can continue the practice. It would also save us from reading! - Win Win!

    You would notice the clever juxtaposition of 'relatively unfamiliar ' with 'unfamiliar relative' - that normally calls for a pm containing an open crotch shot.

    If you have any other cultural assimilation issues then please feel free to be debased.
  • Pesky JonesPesky Jones Posts: 2,986
    I literally have no idea what is happening here.
    :D:lol::)cooldad :shock: :? :cry:
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Perhaps he owns a muddy fox?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Chunkers1980Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Yeah, or requires a couple of locking dusties.
  • Pesky JonesPesky Jones Posts: 2,986
    Yeah, maybe hes just pissed at wiggle
    :D:lol::)cooldad :shock: :? :cry:
  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    I literally have no idea what is happening here.


    Ha ha, me either.

    Welcome to the cc though unquestioned. Have you ever been to Rhyl?
  • LagrangeLagrange Posts: 652
    Who me? Yes I've ben to Rhyl and you'll never believe what happened:....

    ....
    ...and the giraffe licked it all up!

    It was BRILLIANT!

    Distressingly there was an old woman - looked like she arrived on a broomstick - kept going on about her son copulating with the army - it was the way she said 'in' the army - like 'in' was in itallics. Anyway I gave her one in the car park - well in the box to be more accurate - but the box was in the car park as was the Cardiff supporters contingent who were celebrating some trivial football thing. Anyway they queued up nicely to interact with her. Then I had an ice cream - bit warm and salty but I needed it; and went back to the giraffe before returning to the scout camp.
  • unquestionedunquestioned Posts: 172
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Yeah, maybe hes just pissed at wiggle

    Haven't blamed wiggle for anything yet.
    Gazlar wrote:
    Perhaps he owns a muddy fox?

    A carrera but I'm cool with that.
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Well im certainly not knocking one out and telling hte whole CC about it like you mate...

    It's part of a healthy lifestyle, live a little.
    Lagrange wrote:
    Unquestioned - your relative unfamiliarity with the syntax of the CC renders you disadvantaged and I would like to compensate by explaining that each of the responses refers to masturbation - except mine - I'm doing a heart lung transplant. It would help a tiny little bit if you could provide a photograph of, to us an unfamiliar relative - such as your sister.

    ....without any clothes on

    so that we can continue the practice. It would also save us from reading! - Win Win!

    You would notice the clever juxtaposition of 'relatively unfamiliar ' with 'unfamiliar relative' - that normally calls for a pm containing an open crotch shot.

    If you have any other cultural assimilation issues then please feel free to be debased.

    I can't help you out there but here's a picture of something completely unrelated instead.
    izifunny-gifdump-30-gifs_1.gif
  • Pesky JonesPesky Jones Posts: 2,986
    unquestioned wrote:
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Yeah, maybe hes just pissed at wiggle

    Haven't blamed wiggle for anything yet.

    Thats the spirit - welcome
    :D:lol::)cooldad :shock: :? :cry:
  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Thats the spirit - welcome

    +Potato + Sideways
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,869
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    unquestioned wrote:
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Yeah, maybe hes just pissed at wiggle

    Haven't blamed wiggle for anything yet.

    Thats the spirit - welcome

    Too early to be nice
  • compocompo Posts: 1,370
    welshkev wrote:



    Welcome to the cc though unquestioned. Have you ever been to Rhyl?
    Lagrange wrote:
    Who me?


    No, Unquestioned
    GREAT SUCCESS!

    Canyon Nerve XC7

    Stolen Carrera Vulcan
  • LagrangeLagrange Posts: 652
    do you mean no, unquestionably?
  • unquestionedunquestioned Posts: 172
    compo wrote:
    welshkev wrote:



    Welcome to the cc though unquestioned. Have you ever been to Rhyl?
    Lagrange wrote:
    Who me?


    No, Unquestioned

    Couldn't even tell you where Rhyl is, why would a goto a town with no vowels?
  • thekickingmulethekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Technically 'Y' can be considered a vowel...
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    He didnt mean vowels he meant virgins
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • compocompo Posts: 1,370
    Well there's none of them in Rhyl
    GREAT SUCCESS!

    Canyon Nerve XC7

    Stolen Carrera Vulcan
  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    compo wrote:
    Well there's none of them in Rhyl

    what about sheeps mum?
  • Chunkers1980Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    I suppose he is very Jesus like.
  • ClankClank Posts: 2,323
    Chunkers1980 wrote:
    I suppose he is very Jesus like.

    I thought, that when he was gnawing his palms he was trying to get rid of the hair. Hadn't realised he could be biting his nails!
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    welshkev wrote:
    compo wrote:
    Well there's none of them in Rhyl

    what about sheeps mum?

    Yeah.....thing is it still counts even if you dont come into contact with the sides
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • unquestionedunquestioned Posts: 172
    Back to hard work.

    Decent day at work though as I'm gonna vanish at 11 to pick up my new bike.

    I think before that I'll have to go drop the kids off at the pool though which will waste a bit more time.
  • compocompo Posts: 1,370
    So that's what you're knocking off to
    GREAT SUCCESS!

    Canyon Nerve XC7

    Stolen Carrera Vulcan
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