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nolightnolight Posts: 261
edited April 2013 in The bottom bracket
too sexy for my bike. Too sexy by far.

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  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,903
    nolight wrote:
    too sexy for my bike. Too sexy by far.
    Enjoy the 'ride'
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,830
    Take some treatment for delusion?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,144
    Welcome to my world.

    People may laugh but being too sexy can be serious if left untreated. I find masturbation helps, 5 or 6 times a day.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ToeKneeToeKnee Posts: 376
    Solution: N+1 ... and chuck the old one under a bushel (if you can find one).
    Seneca wrote:
    It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.
    Specialized TriCross Sport+Ultegra+Rack&Bag+Guards+Exposure Lights - FCN 7
    Track:Condor 653, MTB:GT Zaskar, Road & TT:Condors.
  • LagrangeLagrange Posts: 652
    Ah - what you should do is get a job as a portable toilet and liquid waste solutions operative. There is just NO WAY you can be too sexy for that. (And you'll get to see one I laid earlier too!)
  • Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    don't wear shorts :lol:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    how un-sexy is your bike?
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • cornerblockcornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Put the saddle back on.
  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I'll tell you what i think about that,are you also too sexy for your hat.
  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
    nolight wrote:
    too sexy for my bike. Too sexy by far.
    Now, that is someone who's a legend in their own mind. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • goonzgoonz Posts: 3,106
    seanoconn wrote:
    Welcome to my world.

    People may laugh but being too sexy can be serious if left untreated. I find masturbation helps, 5 or 6 times a day.

    While on the bike?
    Scott Speedster S20 Roadie for Speed
    Specialized Hardrock MTB for Lumps
    Specialized Langster SS for Ease
    Cinelli Mash Bolt Fixed for Pain
    n+1 is well and truly on track
    Strava http://app.strava.com/athletes/1608875
  • Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    goonz wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Welcome to my world.

    People may laugh but being too sexy can be serious if left untreated. I find masturbation helps, 5 or 6 times a day.

    While on the bike?

    He's started a new strava award KOW :lol:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,144
    goonz wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Welcome to my world.

    People may laugh but being too sexy can be serious if left untreated. I find masturbation helps, 5 or 6 times a day.

    While on the bike?
    Unfortunately no. Masturbating in public is now considered a crime!!?!!

    Thanks a lot Maggie Thatcher!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • goonzgoonz Posts: 3,106
    goonz wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Welcome to my world.

    People may laugh but being too sexy can be serious if left untreated. I find masturbation helps, 5 or 6 times a day.

    While on the bike?

    He's started a new strava award KOW :lol:
    :lol:
    Scott Speedster S20 Roadie for Speed
    Specialized Hardrock MTB for Lumps
    Specialized Langster SS for Ease
    Cinelli Mash Bolt Fixed for Pain
    n+1 is well and truly on track
    Strava http://app.strava.com/athletes/1608875
  • CrunchyToesCrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,796
    Masturbation on the bike, how to do it the classy way:

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    Why is this man putting his amputated member down his seat tube ?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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