On the subject of death.....Your epitaph.

Frank the tank
Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
edited April 2013 in The bottom bracket
What would it be?

I think mine could well be

He'd been going downhill for years and eventually got there.
Tail end Charlie

The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Mine would be

    "He once posted something quite witty on BikeRadar.com"
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    johnfinch wrote:
    Mine would be

    "He once posted something quite witty on BikeRadar.com"
    When was that? :lol:

    Or is it going to happen? :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Frank the tank wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Mine would be

    "He once posted something quite witty on BikeRadar.com"
    When was that? :lol:

    Or is it going to happen? :lol:

    You didn't say it had to be truthful. :wink:
  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    Well, although not what I would prefer, according to the wife last night.

    "He got rather boring as old age set in"
    Living MY dream.
  • CambsNewbie
    CambsNewbie Posts: 564
    "born, died and generally had a good time in between the two.."
  • mpatts
    mpatts Posts: 1,010
    "After years of illness, he finally bought a Lapierre Full Suss. He went downhill very quickly after that"
    Insert bike here:
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    "Who?"
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Mustn't Grumble.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I know it sounds boring, but I would be satisfied with,
    'He never let us down'
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,669
    He died the way he wanted, peacefully in his sleep....and not screaming like his passengers.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    I told you I was ill.

    "I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens."

    (Spike Milligan)

    What car?

    (nevman)
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    An old joke and perhaps not to everyone's taste but,


    The mayor of Hiroshima 'What the f@@k was that?'
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    '...born, lived and died confused.'
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    "Could be worse - I could be in Stoke". :lol:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Just taking the dirt nap back soon.
  • marylogic
    marylogic Posts: 355
    " So that's why it says not to spray teflon lube near the brakes......."
  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    Personally I'm taking the immortality route and so will be exempted from epitaphs.
  • me-109
    me-109 Posts: 1,915
    I'll be back!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Finally, a bit of peace and quiet!
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    This is as deep as he got.
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    pdstsp wrote:
    This is as deep as he got.

    Hehe, best so far imo.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,306
    "F*ck me... a bus!"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    No more twittering. #deadasadodo
  • eccles
    eccles Posts: 96
    'He died with his cleats on'
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    ...died aged 163.
  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I know it sounds boring, but I would be satisfied with,
    'He never let us down'


    ...but you ALWAYS let everyone down....?

    Oh - it is a joke - v funny!!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,148
    'headstone sponsored by the red lion - thanks for the business Matt'
  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    "Could be worse - I could be in Stoke". :lol:


    Or Alsager ........
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,306
    Yossie - if you die, you will have to prepare two epitaphs... or will you get a ban for breaking rule by doing that7?

    That then leads on to the $64 million dollar question: Can you get onto the BR forum in the afterlife?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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