Bad Actor

Cleat Eastwood
Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
edited April 2013 in The bottom bracket
OK, who popped into your head when you read the topic title.

Mine would have to be Keanu Reeves.
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  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    John Holmes.
  • Omar Little
    Omar Little Posts: 2,010
    Michael Cera

    Agree that Keanu Reeves is awful, but despite that his natural dopeyness works really well in a few films like Bill and Ted, the Matrix (the 1st one) and Point Break.
  • Bwgan
    Bwgan Posts: 389
    Nicholas Cage or Steven Segall
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Lagrange wrote:
    John Holmes.

    Doesn't really count. Only had a bit part. :wink:
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Initial reaction was Steven Segall, but on reflection - Kevin James.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Micheal Le Vell.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Almost anyone that's had a career in music before thinking they can act.
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  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Latter day Al Pacino.
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  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Liz Hurley .Solid wood.
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  • Phil_D
    Phil_D Posts: 467
    Funnily enough it was Clint Eastwood
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Patrick Swayze.

    During his autopsy they cut his head off to count the 'rings' and verify his true age.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • rapid uphill
    rapid uphill Posts: 22
    They dont come any worse than Vinnie Jones.
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,548
    Christiano Ronaldo
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  • Davdandy
    Davdandy Posts: 571
    nevman wrote:
    Liz Hurley .Solid wood.

    Watch Bedazzled and forget her acting. :mrgreen:

    Nick Frost

    Paris Hilton

    Van Damme

    The whole cast of Corrie
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  • ToeKnee
    ToeKnee Posts: 376
    Rory McIlroy
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  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    The bloke who plays Paddy the vet in Emmerdale.
  • Davdandy
    Davdandy Posts: 571
    Monkeypump wrote:
    The bloke who plays Paddy the vet in Emmerdale.

    Don't watch Before Dawn then.
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  • edhornby
    edhornby Posts: 1,780
    Jude Law

    Julia Roberts
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,669
    ToeKnee wrote:
    Rory McIlroy
    :lol: I was only slating his acting skills 5 mins ago :D
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  • Davdandy
    Davdandy Posts: 571
    The guy in the Cillit bang adverts and the annoying bloke on The Range one too,the one who says woo-hoo at the end.
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  • dynamicbrick
    dynamicbrick Posts: 460
    If we're into adverts, then the annual Sidi cycling shoes with Basso got to be the worst example of the breed (although to be fair to Basso, much of that is down the sheer strangeness of the ad's concept - no wonder the poor bloke looks baffled)
  • marylogic
    marylogic Posts: 355
    I love the eurosport adverts, but the sidi shoes ads are just about my favourite. :lol:

    My vote for bad actor goes to Orlando Bloom. Abysmal.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Tom Cruise. Every movie he's in seems to become the 'Tom Cruise Show'
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  • k-dog
    k-dog Posts: 1,652
    seanoconn wrote:
    ToeKnee wrote:
    Rory McIlroy
    :lol: I was only slating his acting skills 5 mins ago :D

    Definitely - Jenson Button looks like DeNiro compared to him.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,669
    k-dog wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    ToeKnee wrote:
    Rory McIlroy
    :lol: I was only slating his acting skills 5 mins ago :D

    Definitely - Jenson Button looks like DeNiro compared to him.
    :lol: Absolutely
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  • BigJimmyB
    BigJimmyB Posts: 1,302
    Gary Oldmans sister as Big Mo in EastEnders.

    I don't watch it (honest, soaps are banned) but occasionally the TV has been fired up and she's there....

    You can tell where the talent went in that family...
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,669
    The entire cast of Star Wars episodes 1-3, with a particular mention to Hayden Christensen and Ewan McGregor.

    Chris Klein ( American Pie and Rollerball )

    Paul Walker ( The Fast and the Furious )

    Jeff Goldblum, for being Jeff Goldblum in every film.

    Kevin Spacey. Has two irritating styles, pathetic loser/ smug arrogant prick and overacts both.
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  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    did not notice holywood queuing up to sign Richard Briers.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Seb Vettel given his recent performance in Sepang the other week.

    &

    Ian McShane, he just annoys the beejesus out of me. Plays the same character no matter what he's in! :roll:
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    nevman wrote:
    Liz Hurley .Solid wood.

    Yeah, she has that effect on me too!

    Sean Connery (despite me being a big fan of him as Bond). Why bother acting a role when you can just play Sean Connery dressed as a Russian submarine captain / immortal Spaniard etc. etc.?

    Dick van Dyke

    Van Damme

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