Freeezeometer

nevman

Spring
Cool
Cold
Very cold
Freezing
Perishing
B*ll*ck shrivelling
Ranulph Fiennes puts on gloves
Absolute zero.

Have I missed any stages?

declan1

I think number 7 should be around number 3.

I don't think number 8 ever happens.

Number 9 seems in the right place :P

CrunchyToes

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goonz

Wheres ballacks falling off?

Silly Old Hector

nevman wrote:

Spring
Cool
Cold
M1 Gridlock
Newcastle T-shirt weather
Very cold
Scottish Mid-summer day
Freezing
Brass
Perishing
B*ll*ck shrivelling
Ranulph Fiennes puts on gloves
Old Land Rovers fail to fire first time
Highlanders put on jacket
Absolute zero.

Have I missed any stages?

FTFY

dmclite-3.0

There is also the emotional turmoil of the cold weather, another major factor.

Lagrange

Bose- Einstein Conenste should be at 9.

pinno

Silly Old Hector wrote:

nevman wrote:

Spring
Cool
Cold
M1 Gridlock
Scottish heat wave
Newcastle T-shirt weather
Very cold
Scottish Mid-summer day
Freezing
Brass
Perishing
B*ll*ck shrivelling
Baltic
Todger goes temporarily missing and comes out like a tortoise head during the after ride shower which is why I tie a bit of string to it beforehand just in case arctic
Ranulph Fiennes puts on gloves
Old Land Rovers fail to fire first time
Highlanders put on jacket
I wear underwear underneath my kilt

Absolute zero.

Have I missed any stages?

FTFY

FTFY too :shock:

marylogic

Should there not be something in there about young ladies from northern parts of Britain eschewing bare legs and donning tights for their trip to the local night club? Perhaps just above absolute zero?