Freeezeometer

nevman
nevman Posts: 1,611
edited April 2013 in The bottom bracket
Spring
Cool
Cold
Very cold
Freezing
Perishing
B*ll*ck shrivelling
Ranulph Fiennes puts on gloves
Absolute zero.

Have I missed any stages?
Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • declan1
    declan1 Posts: 2,470
    I think number 7 should be around number 3.

    I don't think number 8 ever happens.

    Number 9 seems in the right place :P

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    I have no idea what's going on here.
  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • goonz
    goonz Posts: 3,106
    Wheres ballacks falling off?
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    n+1 is well and truly on track
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  • Silly Old Hector
    Silly Old Hector Posts: 573
    nevman wrote:
    Spring
    Cool
    Cold
    M1 Gridlock
    Newcastle T-shirt weather
    Very cold
    Scottish Mid-summer day
    Freezing
    Brass
    Perishing
    B*ll*ck shrivelling
    Ranulph Fiennes puts on gloves
    Old Land Rovers fail to fire first time
    Highlanders put on jacket
    Absolute zero.

    Have I missed any stages?

    FTFY
    All the gear, but no idea...
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    There is also the emotional turmoil of the cold weather, another major factor. :cry:
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    Bose- Einstein Conenste should be at 9.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,455
    Silly Old Hector wrote:
    nevman wrote:
    Spring
    Cool
    Cold
    M1 Gridlock
    Scottish heat wave
    Newcastle T-shirt weather
    Very cold
    Scottish Mid-summer day
    Freezing
    Brass
    Perishing
    B*ll*ck shrivelling
    Baltic
    Todger goes temporarily missing and comes out like a tortoise head during the after ride shower which is why I tie a bit of string to it beforehand just in case arctic
    Ranulph Fiennes puts on gloves
    Old Land Rovers fail to fire first time
    Highlanders put on jacket
    I wear underwear underneath my kilt

    Absolute zero.

    Have I missed any stages?

    FTFY

    FTFY too :shock:
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  • marylogic
    marylogic Posts: 355
    Should there not be something in there about young ladies from northern parts of Britain eschewing bare legs and donning tights for their trip to the local night club? Perhaps just above absolute zero?

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