So this is what a girl's bike cave looks like

msmancunia
msmancunia Posts: 1,415
edited April 2013 in Commuting chat
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I'm very proud of myself :D
Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Where do the bikes go after winter rides? :shock:
  • jedster
    jedster Posts: 1,717
    Those are the ornamental bikes - she's got a ropey shed out the back with the real ones in like the rest of us :-)
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    How do you keep that carpet clean?
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."

    PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
    B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills
  • sharky1029
    sharky1029 Posts: 188
    Where do the bikes go after winter rides? :shock:

    Perhaps they are cleaned after every ride?

    Actually that is a stupid suggestion, nobody does that, mud looks too good
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,891
    Careful cropping of the photo means we cannot see the dirty marks on the clean carpet from wheeling the bikes in.
    Very nice MSM, unfortunately my wife won't let the bikes in the house. Building up my new frame would be a lot warmer if she did.
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    I carry my bikes in! And the photo is a bit of an illusion - the main hallway carpet is constantly being cleaned on acccount of most of the traffic past my house being horses, bikes and tractors, which drag all the crud from the fields all the way down the lane, which I then walk into my house. So now it's offcuts put down all the way, which are only put away on special occasions like when my Hyacinth Bucket family come round.
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • mr_ribble
    mr_ribble Posts: 1,068
    rubertoe wrote:
    How do you keep that carpet clean?

    Thats a very personal question ... :wink:
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    Mr_Ribble wrote:
    rubertoe wrote:
    How do you keep that carpet clean?

    Thats a very personal question ... :wink:

    And I demand the correct answer...
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."

    PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
    B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    ahh my bike lives in the living room, the joys of solid wood floors makes it easier for her in doors to clean up after my bike....

    how many black tyre marks have you got on the underside of your stairs??
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    mudcow007 wrote:
    ahh my bike lives in the living room, the joys of solid wood floors makes it easier for her in doors to clean up after my bike....

    how many black tyre marks have you got on the underside of your stairs??

    :shock:
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    mudcow007 wrote:
    ahh my bike lives in the living room, the joys of solid wood floors makes it easier for her in doors to clean up after my bike....

    how many black tyre marks have you got on the underside of your stairs??

    :shock:

    You lot have got such dirty minds. No wonder you haven't got girlfriends...
    Do not write below this line. Office use only.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    mudcow007 wrote:
    ahh my bike lives in the living room, the joys of solid wood floors makes it easier for her in doors to clean up after my bike....

    how many black tyre marks have you got on the underside of your stairs??

    :shock:

    You lot have got such dirty minds. No wonder you haven't got girlfriends...

    everybody knows girls love it when guys think they are being cool an funny turning every other sentence into an innuendo..its been scientifically proven, like doing skids on your bmxl....
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    mudcow007 wrote:
    ahh my bike lives in the living room, the joys of solid wood floors makes it easier for her in doors to clean up after my bike....

    how many black tyre marks have you got on the underside of your stairs??

    :shock:

    You lot have got such dirty minds. No wonder you haven't got girlfriends...

    Their minds are as dirty as my carpet.

    And just for reference, I use 1001 carpet shampoo and a bit of elbow grease.... :lol:
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • I have those dog hooks, but in red! No reflection of you in the mirror, isn't that a standard 'mistake' these days?!
    Why? Because I'm guaranteed a seat all the way in.

    Brompton SL2
    Ridley Icarus SLS
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    I have those dog hooks, but in red! No reflection of you in the mirror, isn't that a standard 'mistake' these days?!

    I love my new dog's bum hooks. And no, I was very careful not to take a selfie in the mirror - even tatty jeans and a paint covered top would be enough to encourage them on here... :roll: :D
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • msmancunia wrote:
    I have those dog hooks, but in red! No reflection of you in the mirror, isn't that a standard 'mistake' these days?!

    I love my new dog's bum hooks. And no, I was very careful not to take a selfie in the mirror - even tatty jeans and a paint covered top would be enough to encourage them on here... :roll: :D

    What, these lot? ... :roll: :lol:
    Why? Because I'm guaranteed a seat all the way in.

    Brompton SL2
    Ridley Icarus SLS
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    msmancunia wrote:
    even tatty jeans and a paint covered top would be enough to encourage them on here... :roll: :D

    *snorts like a bull*

    grr

    the decorator look is in this year, didnt you know?
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • Mr Sworld
    Mr Sworld Posts: 703
    I have those dog hooks, but in red! No reflection of you in the mirror, isn't that a standard 'mistake' these days?!

    ^ Vampire, obviously...
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    msmancunia wrote:
    mudcow007 wrote:
    ahh my bike lives in the living room, the joys of solid wood floors makes it easier for her in doors to clean up after my bike....

    how many black tyre marks have you got on the underside of your stairs??

    :shock:

    You lot have got such dirty minds. No wonder you haven't got girlfriends...

    Their minds are as dirty as my carpet.

    And just for reference, I use 1001 carpet shampoo and a bit of elbow grease.... :lol:

    Hoi! HE started it. I was just shocked (SHOCKED I tell you!) at the tone of his questions.
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    mudcow007 wrote:
    ahh my bike lives in the living room, the joys of solid wood floors makes it easier for her in doors to clean up after my bike....

    how many black tyre marks have you got on the underside of your stairs??

    :shock:

    You lot have got such dirty minds. No wonder you haven't got girlfriends...

    Says you :wink:
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    mudcow007 wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    even tatty jeans and a paint covered top would be enough to encourage them on here... :roll: :D

    *snorts like a bull*

    grr

    the decorator look is in this year, didnt you know?

    Why did you have to bring up the decorators just after lunch? :shock:
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,891
    msmancunia wrote:
    - even tatty jeans and a paint covered top would be enough to encourage them on here... :roll: :D
    How very dare you, I resemble that comment.
    Besides, you'd probably look better without them...

    Oh, and HH I don't have girlfriends because my wife won't let me. Nothing to do with being a childish pillock I'm sure.
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Veronese68 wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    - even tatty jeans and a paint covered top would be enough to encourage them on here... :roll: :D
    How very dare you, I resemble that comment.
    Besides, you'd probably look better without them...

    Oh, and HH I don't have girlfriends because my wife won't let me. Nothing to do with being a childish pillock I'm sure.

    Just don't turn into Peter Sagan otherwise I'll have to get my feminism boxing gloves out....
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,891
    msmancunia wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    - even tatty jeans and a paint covered top would be enough to encourage them on here... :roll: :D
    How very dare you, I resemble that comment.
    Besides, you'd probably look better without them...

    Oh, and HH I don't have girlfriends because my wife won't let me. Nothing to do with being a childish pillock I'm sure.

    Just don't turn into Peter Sagan otherwise I'll have to get my feminism boxing gloves out....
    Even being half Italian I wouldn't do that. Although I may make smartarse comments.
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    That's not a bike cave - where are the dirty tools? :lol:
    Faster than a tent.......
  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    Rolf F wrote:
    That's not a bike cave - where are the dirty tools? :lol:

    Hanging around in this thread making double entendres.
    Mud - Genesis Vapour CCX
    Race - Fuji Norcom Straight
    Sun - Cervelo R3
    Winter / Commute - Dolan ADX
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Cave? You could do brain surgery in there, is far too clean!
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Asprilla wrote:
    Rolf F wrote:
    That's not a bike cave - where are the dirty tools? :lol:

    Hanging around in this thread making double entendres.

    Brilliant! :lol:
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,814
    Where is the mountain bikes?
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    Where is the mountain bikes?

    There is one there.
    Mud - Genesis Vapour CCX
    Race - Fuji Norcom Straight
    Sun - Cervelo R3
    Winter / Commute - Dolan ADX