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It's been so cold I have written a little poem about it...

FocusZingFocusZing Posts: 4,416
edited May 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Where is spring?

It's cold, it's cold, cold.
I see more mold, mold, mold.
Who sold the sun, sun, sun.
Come back gulf stream, your mean, mean, mean.
It's no kind of weather for icecream, icecream, cream.
It make me want to scream.

Focuszing.

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  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    Grammar and spelling fail.
    But I'm sure your granny will pretend to like it.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Chunkers1980Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Who's mean?
  • supersonicsupersonic Posts: 82,708 Lives Here
    Not as good as Baldrick's war poem.
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    Yeah but this is a peom. Keep up.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,351
    supersonic wrote:
    Not as good as Baldrick's coffee making.

    EFA
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
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  • ClankClank Posts: 2,323
    FocusZing wrote:
    Where is spring?

    It's cold, it's cold, cold.
    I see more mold, mold, mold.
    Who sold the sun, sun, sun.
    Come back gulf stream, your mean, mean, mean.
    It's no kind of weather for icecream, icecream, cream.
    It make me want to scream.

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  • WoodmonkeyWoodmonkey Posts: 412
    @&#%
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    I see you thriving in the same mould as the late A.E Houseman,

    not a great poet like he, more thriving as being referred to as late
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  • FocusZingFocusZing Posts: 4,416
    edited April 2013
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  • 97th choice97th choice Posts: 2,305
    Based on the quality of your poem, I am never clicking that clink.
    Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye

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  • Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 8,191
    I've written one about my friend Jeffrey who is very cold.

    Jeffrey Dahmer
    Ate my son
    He ate him raw
    On a toasted bun.

    thank you.
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  • FocusZingFocusZing Posts: 4,416
    edited May 2013
    Where is summer?

    It's not quite as cold, it's cold, cold.
    I see more mold, mold, mold.
    Who sold the sun, sun, sun.
    Come back gulf stream, your mean, mean,
    mean.
    It's no kind of weather for icecream, icecream,
    cream.
    It make me want to scream.

    Focuszing.
  • Chunkers1980Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Why have you repeated the same illiterate shite?
  • 97th choice97th choice Posts: 2,305
    You're
    Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye

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  • FocusZingFocusZing Posts: 4,416
    Why have you repeated the same illiterate shite?

    I don't know really I was feeling all sad and blue because of the inclement weather, then my cold poem came to mind, before I knew it, posted. Beyond my control really, like tornadoes and volcanos.

    I will try and create one about the TT...
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,351
    FocusZing wrote:
    Why have you repeated the same illiterate shite?

    I don't know really I was feeling all sad and blue because of the inclement weather, then my cold poem came to mind, before I knew it, posted. Beyond my control really, like tornadoes and volcanos.

    I will try and create one about the TT...

    please don't
  • WoodmonkeyWoodmonkey Posts: 412
    @&#%
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


    voodoo hoodoo
  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 6,568
    FocusZing wrote a pile of shite
    The forum, they slated and they were right
    The poem he wrote was far from a rhyme
    The forum, they raped with string and a lime.
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  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 6,568
    BTW I'm no poet so dont even bother thinking that was a serious attepmt at verse!
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  • FocusZingFocusZing Posts: 4,416
    BTW I'm no poet so dont even bother thinking that was a serious attepmt at verse!

    "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    BTW I'm no poet so dont even bother thinking that was a serious attepmt at verse!


    I think that was more of a limmerick??

    :roll:
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  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    I know anything goes in CC but there should be one rule - no replies to Focusmong.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • FocusZingFocusZing Posts: 4,416
    cooldad wrote:
    I know anything goes in CC but there should be one rule - no replies to Focusmong.

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  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    cooldad wrote:
    I know anything goes in CC but there should be one rule - no replies to Focusmong.

    exactly what I was thinking when I saw his other post this morning
  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 6,568
    BTW I'm no poet so dont even bother thinking that was a serious attepmt at verse!


    I think that was more of a limmerick??

    :roll:

    Roll eyes indeed you pillock.
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  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,904
    FocusZing wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    I know anything goes in CC but there should be one rule - no replies to Focusmong.

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    I am he.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • FocusZingFocusZing Posts: 4,416
    Christ the CrudCatcher is Bitchy; it's bitchier than a WI cake competition.
  • 97th choice97th choice Posts: 2,305
    You could always post your shite in the hub, if you want some love.
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  • Kowalski675Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    Here's a short poem I've always liked (can't claim to have written it):

    Sitting, shitting.
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