It's been so cold I have written a little poem about it...

FocusZing
FocusZing Posts: 4,373
edited May 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Where is spring?

It's cold, it's cold, cold.
I see more mold, mold, mold.
Who sold the sun, sun, sun.
Come back gulf stream, your mean, mean, mean.
It's no kind of weather for icecream, icecream, cream.
It make me want to scream.

Focuszing.

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Grammar and spelling fail.
    But I'm sure your granny will pretend to like it.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Who's mean?
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Not as good as Baldrick's war poem.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Yeah but this is a peom. Keep up.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    supersonic wrote:
    Not as good as Baldrick's coffee making.

    EFA
  • projectsome
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    FocusZing wrote:
    Where is spring?

    It's cold, it's cold, cold.
    I see more mold, mold, mold.
    Who sold the sun, sun, sun.
    Come back gulf stream, your mean, mean, mean.
    It's no kind of weather for icecream, icecream, cream.
    It make me want to scream.

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  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    @&#%
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    I see you thriving in the same mould as the late A.E Houseman,

    not a great poet like he, more thriving as being referred to as late
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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    edited April 2013
    Deleted.
  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    Based on the quality of your poem, I am never clicking that clink.
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    I've written one about my friend Jeffrey who is very cold.

    Jeffrey Dahmer
    Ate my son
    He ate him raw
    On a toasted bun.

    thank you.
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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    edited May 2013
    Where is summer?

    It's not quite as cold, it's cold, cold.
    I see more mold, mold, mold.
    Who sold the sun, sun, sun.
    Come back gulf stream, your mean, mean,
    mean.
    It's no kind of weather for icecream, icecream,
    cream.
    It make me want to scream.

    Focuszing.
  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Why have you repeated the same illiterate shite?
  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    You're
    Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Chunkers1980 wrote:
    Why have you repeated the same illiterate shite?

    I don't know really I was feeling all sad and blue because of the inclement weather, then my cold poem came to mind, before I knew it, posted. Beyond my control really, like tornadoes and volcanos.

    I will try and create one about the TT...
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    FocusZing wrote:
    Chunkers1980 wrote:
    Why have you repeated the same illiterate shite?

    I don't know really I was feeling all sad and blue because of the inclement weather, then my cold poem came to mind, before I knew it, posted. Beyond my control really, like tornadoes and volcanos.

    I will try and create one about the TT...

    please don't
  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    @&#%
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


    voodoo hoodoo
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    FocusZing wrote a pile of shite
    The forum, they slated and they were right
    The poem he wrote was far from a rhyme
    The forum, they raped with string and a lime.
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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    BTW I'm no poet so dont even bother thinking that was a serious attepmt at verse!
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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    homers double wrote:
    BTW I'm no poet so dont even bother thinking that was a serious attepmt at verse!

    "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    homers double wrote:
    BTW I'm no poet so dont even bother thinking that was a serious attepmt at verse!


    I think that was more of a limmerick??

    :roll:
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    I know anything goes in CC but there should be one rule - no replies to Focusmong.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    cooldad wrote:
    I know anything goes in CC but there should be one rule - no replies to Focusmong.

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    cooldad wrote:
    I know anything goes in CC but there should be one rule - no replies to Focusmong.

    exactly what I was thinking when I saw his other post this morning
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    projectsome wrote:
    homers double wrote:
    BTW I'm no poet so dont even bother thinking that was a serious attepmt at verse!


    I think that was more of a limmerick??

    :roll:

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    FocusZing wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    I know anything goes in CC but there should be one rule - no replies to Focusmong.

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    I am he.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Christ the CrudCatcher is Bitchy; it's bitchier than a WI cake competition.
  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    You could always post your shite in the hub, if you want some love.
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  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    Here's a short poem I've always liked (can't claim to have written it):

    Sitting, shitting.

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