A two for one offer you really wouldn't want!

tim_wand
tim_wand Posts: 2,552
edited March 2013 in The bottom bracket
http://news.uk.msn.com/trending-blog/ol ... -twins-too


You d be so proud if they were your Nans.

Comments

  • upperoilcan
    upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    Wizards Sleeves.......
    Cervelo S5 Ultegra Di2.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Reminds me of a joke.......

    Ayoung bloke goes out on the pull and meets a good looking 'cougar' (look it up if you don't know, basically predatory MILF). She takes him back to her place and things start to get a bit frisky, she suddenly stands up and says "How would you fancy a bit of mother/daughter action?"

    He doesn't think very long before he says "Yes, that sounds great!" and can't believe his luck, until she goes to the door and shouts upstairs "MUM, get down here, we've pulled"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    This is what happens if you don't make adequate provision for your old age.

    Bless 'em it'll be nice to put their feet down! :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    Don't fancy yours much but mine's ok!!
  • fevmeister
    fevmeister Posts: 353
    crazy behaviour

    I interviewed a prositute in amsterdam last year
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Frank the tank wrote:
    This is what happens if you don't make adequate provision for your old age.

    Bless 'em it'll be nice to put their feet down! :lol:

    I am sure loads of deposits have been made over the years. Or is that deposits of loads? :?
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Fevmeister wrote:
    crazy behaviour

    I interviewed a prositute in amsterdam last year[/quote

    (H)and?
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • southdownswolf
    southdownswolf Posts: 1,525
    nevman wrote:
    Fevmeister wrote:
    crazy behaviour

    I interviewed a prositute in amsterdam last year

    and?

    hhmmmpphhhh, mmmmppphhhhh.....mmmmmmppppphhhhh :oops:
    http://www.stuartmole.co.uk/
  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    Fevmeister wrote:
    crazy behaviour

    I interviewed a prositute in amsterdam last year

    Should you be re-named Pervmeister?
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Fevmeister wrote:
    crazy behaviour

    I interviewed a prositute in amsterdam last year

    It certainly is crazy behaviour, I bet she'd never had a punter as scrupulous as you before.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    tim wand wrote:
    http://news.uk.msn.com/trending-blog/oldest-prostitutes-in-amsterdam-70-going-into-retirement-theyre-twins-too


    You d be so proud if they were your Nans.

    Fokken hell! I feel sorry for Wayne Rooney :)
  • Wirral_paul
    Wirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    Fevmeister wrote:
    crazy behaviour

    I interviewed a prositute in amsterdam last year

    You gave her the job I assume?? :twisted:
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Wirral_Paul wrote:
    Fevmeister wrote:
    crazy behaviour

    I interviewed a prositute in amsterdam last year

    You gave her the job I assume?? :twisted:

    Once she had received her first salary I reckon she took up the position.
  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    152,000 MEN EACH, SLAAAAAAAAGGGGSSSSS
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    willhub wrote:
    152,000 MEN EACH, SLAAAAAAAAGGGGSSSSS


    Come on Will! You 've got to respect that kind of work ethic :lol:
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    I would assume they've made a bob or two over the years, both for themselves and their pimps.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    tim wand wrote:
    willhub wrote:
    152,000 MEN EACH, SLAAAAAAAAGGGGSSSSS


    Come on Will! You 've got to respect that kind of work ethic :lol:

    Works out at over 8 blokes a day each. Get there early if I were you.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Ballysmate wrote:
    tim wand wrote:
    willhub wrote:
    152,000 MEN EACH, SLAAAAAAAAGGGGSSSSS


    Come on Will! You 've got to respect that kind of work ethic :lol:

    Works out at over 8 blokes a day each. Get there early if I were you.
    Can't help but think they must have had more earlier in their "careers" then business pretty much like themselves must have started to dry up.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    tim wand wrote:
    willhub wrote:
    152,000 MEN EACH, SLAAAAAAAAGGGGSSSSS


    Come on Will! You 've got to respect that kind of work ethic :lol:

    Works out at over 8 blokes a day each. Get there early if I were you.
    Can't help but think they must have had more earlier in their "careers" then business pretty much like themselves must have started to dry up.

    Oh I don't know, maybe due to the internet a lot of niche markets have had chance to rise and become more prevalent.

    Whatever floats your boat, mind you they have seen some torpedoes in their time. I wouldn't. Bleurgh.
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • jrduquemin1
    jrduquemin1 Posts: 30
    Eek, don't fancy yours much....
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    willhub wrote:
    152,000 MEN EACH, SLAAAAAAAAGGGGSSSSS

    If that were two blokes who'd done 152,000 women, you'd have respect for them.
    Without blokes who want to pay for it, they would have been unemployed. Speaks more of the blokes then the women.

    Fair play to them I say. I bet you they would have a story or two to tell. Cleat has gone off to Holland BTW.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Come on Pinarello. if anyones had the time to do 152,000 its our Willhub, he's even got the right user name for it.

    By my crude maths and giving 3 minutes a shag,( I know I m a machine,) that makes it 317 days constant on the job and we all no Will would have jacked it in well before then.

    Im not faulting their industry or their morals, I just wouldnt want to catch them on the Friday shift.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    152,000 men each doth not I think make them slags. 152,001 well that's another matter.

Categories