Chimney Sweep Wanted

capt_slog

Dreadful smoking chimney, badly in need of a thorough sweeping. Sometimes burns nice and clean, but most of the time there's a horrible sooty smoke coming out of it. Help required desperately.

Apply:- Vatican City.

CrunchyToes

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ballysmate

There you go.

Giraffoto

A magician says to his friend, the chimney sweep, "I've invented something that will make your job easier!"
"Great!" says the sweep. "What is it?"
"A magic brush," says the magician, producing a bag with a brush in it. "Watch this . . "
The magician puts the bag down and says, "Magic brush . . . the chimney!"
The brush jumps out of the bag, shoots up the chimney and sweeps it thoroughly. The magician then says, "Magic brush . . . the bag!"
The brush obediently comes out of the chimney and jumps back in the bag. The chimney sweep is amazed.
"That's incredible! Unbelievable! Brilliant! You shouldn't just be showing that to me, you should show the King! He'll make you his official magician and you'll be set up for life!"

So the magician arranges an audience with the King. As he's shown into the room, the magician puts the bag on the floor and announces, "Your Majesty, I've invented something wonderful. It's a magic brush."
The King raises a sceptical eyebrow.
"Magic brushes, my @r$e" he says . . . .