Laura Trott

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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    izza wrote:
    I thought the important tenet was based around "If you wouldn't catch it then you shouldn't eat it."

    I'd never be able to even wheelsuck the lass never mind catch up, remove her bike, strip the lycra off her, bend her over, etc., etc.. As such a discrete decline here as I don't believe I'm allowed to say yes.
    You could always follow her in your car and when she pulls over at a cafe ask if she fancies a "quickie". :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Frank the tank wrote:
    izza wrote:
    I thought the important tenet was based around "If you wouldn't catch it then you shouldn't eat it."

    I'd never be able to even wheelsuck the lass never mind catch up, remove her bike, strip the lycra off her, bend her over, etc., etc.. As such a discrete decline here as I don't believe I'm allowed to say yes.
    You could always follow her in your car and when she pulls over at a cafe ask if she fancies a "quickie". :lol:

    A quick what, gel perhaps? I wonder what they are like as lubricant?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    She's a lucky lady with so many kind offers :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    arran77 wrote:
    She's a lucky lady with so many kind offers :lol:
    I bet if we were all lined up in a "rogues gallery" photo you'd probably re-evaluate that statement.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Speak for yourself! :)
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Speak for yourself! :)
    You're a narcissist, that's what you are. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Speak for yourself! :)
    You're a narcissist, that's what you are. :lol:

    Touche

    You can't beat a bit of self love.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Speak for yourself! :)
    You're a narcissist, that's what you are. :lol:

    Touche

    You can't beat a bit of self love.
    Are you owning up to summat? Nudge,nudge, :wink::wink::D
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Frank the tank wrote:
    I bet if we were all lined up in a "rogues gallery" photo you'd probably re-evaluate that statement.

    :lol:

    I reckon that statement would cover me as well!!
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Speak for yourself! :)
    You're a narcissist, that's what you are. :lol:

    Touche

    You can't beat a bit of self love.
    Are you owning up to summat? Nudge,nudge, :wink::wink::D

    They say there are 2 types of people in the world. Those that admit to wanking and liars. But there again, you can't believe a word I say. :lol:
  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    izza wrote:
    I thought the important tenet was based around "If you wouldn't catch it then you shouldn't eat it."

    I'd never be able to even wheelsuck the lass never mind catch up, remove her bike, strip the lycra off her, bend her over, etc., etc.. As such a discrete decline here as I don't believe I'm allowed to say yes.
    You could always follow her in your car and when she pulls over at a cafe ask if she fancies a "quickie". :lol:

    A quick what, gel perhaps? I wonder what they are like as lubricant?

    Hey, hey, I'm back in without breaking my own moral dilemma. Let me put the mattress in the back and I'll report back on the gel question. It's gonna have to be the rhubarb and custard flavour ones.
  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    arran77 wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    I bet if we were all lined up in a "rogues gallery" photo you'd probably re-evaluate that statement.

    :lol:

    I reckon that statement would cover me as well!!


    Never mind ... I'd cover you as well

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