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What have I missed?

sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
edited February 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Got home yesterday and am currently enjoying being sat at home doing nothing at all.

whats been happening in crudland?
Harry von Big Sticks

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  • Chunkers1980Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Who the censored are you?
  • thekickingmulethekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Have you got all your body parts or did the nasty people keep some as trophys?
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    Chunkers1980 wrote:
    Who the fark are you?
    exactly.

    must be some imposter.

    or they have let him out of the clink.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,084
    We're going to Rhyl (nearly) and you are a paedophile (avatarally)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Have you got all your body parts or did the nasty people keep some as trophys?

    i am completely intact, thankfully!

    All my lads came back safe too. Ive got a few days in work this week then i m off for a bit.

    I see you are going to rhyl-ish, my mum lives there
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,084
    So apparently does northern monkeys dad.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • ClankClank Posts: 2,323
    nicklouse wrote:
    or they have let him out of the clink.

    Yes, he was spotted back in the Coronation St garage under a 14 yr old Escort.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,619
    if you have given up on collecting body parts, we have got a branch that can sell you some car parts in Rhyl
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,599
    I for one, am just happy that you're back safe and sound.
    I was getting bored with Mrs Sheeps anyway.
    I don't do smileys.

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    Parktools
  • thekickingmulethekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Have you got all your body parts or did the nasty people keep some as trophys?

    i am completely intact, thankfully!

    All my lads came back safe too. Ive got a few days in work this week then i m off for a bit.

    I see you are going to rhyl-ish, my mum lives there
    Jokings aside, I am truely glad to hear that.

    But please tell me you've taken some cool videos with a GoPro or something, as that's what they're really made for, and we need something exciting to watch in here!
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • RaymondavalonRaymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Got home yesterday and am currently enjoying being sat at home doing nothing at all.

    whats been happening in crudland?

    Greetings Big D!

    Welcome back and all that shyte..

    So did you hang with Price Harry and tease him about being a ginger?
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • mak3mmak3m Posts: 1,394
    nothing just been filling in time till you were back
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,084
    I dunno what all the concern for sheeps safety is about, he went to war, not Huddersfield. The are crudders we should fear more for.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Welcome back sheep,

    Good to hear your in one peice.

    P.S. your mum is in good health :lol:
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    Gazlar wrote:
    I dunno what all the concern for sheeps safety is about, he went to war, not Huddersfield. The are crudders we should fear more for.
    True.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    welcome home :D
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    thanks to all, especially to those keeping the women in my life from healing up.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    Mmmm

    sheeps comes back.

    next day Kitty pops up.

    did you forget to let her out before you went away?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • spongtasticspongtastic Posts: 2,651
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    whats been happening in crudland?

    Mainly it's been f**king boring. No fullymong-esque idiots to wind up. I had to start a thread about hating cats to prevent some crudders falling into a pension induced coma. Seems to have worked with the knockers and jugs.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Oh and Gaz stopped stalking shocker!

    but i became even more Rapey :)
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    it is the circle of life, and it pleases me
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,084
    nicklouse wrote:

    sheeps comes back.

    next day Kitty pops up.

    If she smacks it on the head with a cold spoon it'll soon go down.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Got home yesterday and am currently enjoying being sat at home doing nothing at all.

    whats been happening in crudland?

    Greetings Big D!

    Welcome back and all that shyte..

    So did you hang with Price Harry and tease him about being a ginger?

    im pretty certain he must have been present during a couple of things which were occuring where i was, if not, his mates were having all the fun whilst he was making the brews!
    Harry von Big Sticks
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