What have I missed?

sheepsteeth

Got home yesterday and am currently enjoying being sat at home doing nothing at all.

whats been happening in crudland?

Chunkers1980

Who the fuck are you?

thekickingmule

Have you got all your body parts or did the nasty people keep some as trophys?

nicklouse

Chunkers1980 wrote:

Who the fark are you?

exactly.

must be some imposter.

or they have let him out of the clink.

Gazlar

We're going to Rhyl (nearly) and you are a paedophile (avatarally)

sheepsteeth

thekickingmule wrote:

Have you got all your body parts or did the nasty people keep some as trophys?

i am completely intact, thankfully!

All my lads came back safe too. Ive got a few days in work this week then i m off for a bit.

I see you are going to rhyl-ish, my mum lives there

Gazlar

So apparently does northern monkeys dad.

Clank

nicklouse wrote:

or they have let him out of the clink.

Yes, he was spotted back in the Coronation St garage under a 14 yr old Escort.

tlw1

if you have given up on collecting body parts, we have got a branch that can sell you some car parts in Rhyl

cooldad

I for one, am just happy that you're back safe and sound.
I was getting bored with Mrs Sheeps anyway.

thekickingmule

sheepsteeth wrote:

thekickingmule wrote:

Have you got all your body parts or did the nasty people keep some as trophys?

i am completely intact, thankfully!

All my lads came back safe too. Ive got a few days in work this week then i m off for a bit.

I see you are going to rhyl-ish, my mum lives there

Jokings aside, I am truely glad to hear that.

But please tell me you've taken some cool videos with a GoPro or something, as that's what they're really made for, and we need something exciting to watch in here!

Raymondavalon

sheepsteeth wrote:

Got home yesterday and am currently enjoying being sat at home doing nothing at all.

whats been happening in crudland?

Greetings Big D!

Welcome back and all that shyte..

So did you hang with Price Harry and tease him about being a ginger?

mak3m

nothing just been filling in time till you were back

Gazlar

I dunno what all the concern for sheeps safety is about, he went to war, not Huddersfield. The are crudders we should fear more for.

Thewaylander

Welcome back sheep,

Good to hear your in one peice.

P.S. your mum is in good health

nicklouse

Gazlar wrote:

I dunno what all the concern for sheeps safety is about, he went to war, not Huddersfield. The are crudders we should fear more for.

True.

welshkev

welcome home

sheepsteeth

thanks to all, especially to those keeping the women in my life from healing up.

nicklouse

Mmmm

sheeps comes back.

next day Kitty pops up.

did you forget to let her out before you went away?

spongtastic

sheepsteeth wrote:

whats been happening in crudland?

Mainly it's been f**king boring. No fullymong-esque idiots to wind up. I had to start a thread about hating cats to prevent some crudders falling into a pension induced coma. Seems to have worked with the knockers and jugs.

Thewaylander

Oh and Gaz stopped stalking shocker!

but i became even more Rapey

sheepsteeth

it is the circle of life, and it pleases me

Gazlar

nicklouse wrote:

sheeps comes back.

next day Kitty pops up.

If she smacks it on the head with a cold spoon it'll soon go down.

sheepsteeth

Raymondavalon wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Got home yesterday and am currently enjoying being sat at home doing nothing at all.

whats been happening in crudland?

Greetings Big D!

Welcome back and all that shyte..

So did you hang with Price Harry and tease him about being a ginger?

im pretty certain he must have been present during a couple of things which were occuring where i was, if not, his mates were having all the fun whilst he was making the brews!