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Hymn 365

nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
edited February 2013 in The Crudcatcher
stolen from an Email.


This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon and with
great emphasis he said,

'If I had all the beer in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said,

'And if I had all the wine in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,

'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing,

'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn 365,

'Shall We Gather at the River.'



Smile - life is too short not to!!



If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.

See you at the river!

PS: Bring your own glass!
"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
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