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Cats?

spongtasticspongtastic Posts: 2,651
edited February 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Just to counteract the boredom of the pension thread, here's my unbalanced view of cats. Horrible furry bags of sh*t that randomly defecate all over the place and slaughter wildlife. If they weren't the favourite of the Daily Mail readers we'd have TV chefs using them as a sustainable alternative to chicken.

What does everybody else think?
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,084
    I think its one of my favourite musicals ever
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    I like sticking my kingpin inside a cat.

    Although, I'm fully supportive of the effort to displace cows entirely from the foodchain, and replace them with ickle biddy cat-steaks.
    It would end our obesity issues by making all our food smaller. It's a topic I like to call small food, or "smood" for short.
  • I personally think the idea of launching cats with rockets should be a new sport, to improve kids understanding childrens use of rockes.

    Also introducing them to the food chain why not, kitty kebab.
  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    I personally think the idea of launching cats with rockets should be a new sport
    Are you sure? they're quite big.
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    Also, I think we should change the name of the thread to Cat's
    You know, just because.
  • EH_RobEH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    Horrible little arseholes. They kill everything. The injustice of it all is that if I got a load of honey badgers in to kill them all people would be up in arms.
  • pilchpilch Posts: 1,136
    cat-deeley_05.jpg

    I wouldn't mind eating Cat....
    A berm? were you expecting one?

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  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    pilch wrote:
    I wouldn't mind eating Cat
    's
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Horrible little censored

    I concurr. Dirty little minx.
  • As Terry Pratchett once wrote "If cats looked like frogs everyone would know what evil little buggers they were"
    Saying that I do like the wee buggers, used to love sitting watching my cat hunt and kill (well torture) other small furry animals
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  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Cat deeley. Torturing. Mmmm.
    Oh damn, now I'm all wet.
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    Sinister-cat-meets-grumpy-cat.jpg
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • pesky_jonespesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Nothing wrong with a bit of censored .

    Cats look down on you - dogs look up to you.
  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    We've all slept with a few dogs in our time, but obviously we prefer the cats.
  • pesky_jonespesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    We've all slept with a few dogs in our time, but obviously we prefer the cats.
    true say...
  • We've all slept with a few dogs in our time, but obviously we prefer the cats.

    But the dogs try harder...
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,084
    pilch wrote:
    cat-deeley_05.jpg

    I wouldn't mind eating Cat....

    What.....Cat Deeley........with the wonky Lembit face, whose sownstairs would taste of Patrick Kielty?

    no thanks
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Gazlar wrote:
    What.....Cat Deeley........with the wonky Lembit face
    Sadly we're not all blessed with your skills as a stalker, or you rluck with the hot womens, so the rest of us have to make do. And yeah, I'd be more than willing to "make do" with Cat Deeley and her deeley boppers.
  • bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
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  • sack and canal springs to mind.........that's for the furry four legged type of cat, as for the Deeley type then a full examination would be required before sack and canal would spring to mind
  • pilchpilch Posts: 1,136
    Unclejonny wrote:
    a full examination would be required before sack and canal would spring to mind

    She can examine the contents of my sack anytime
    A berm? were you expecting one?

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    29er bouncer
  • mak3mmak3m Posts: 1,394
    i prefer my censored vacum pack fresh

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