Cats?

spongtastic

Just to counteract the boredom of the pension thread, here's my unbalanced view of cats. Horrible furry bags of sh*t that randomly defecate all over the place and slaughter wildlife. If they weren't the favourite of the Daily Mail readers we'd have TV chefs using them as a sustainable alternative to chicken.

What does everybody else think?

Gazlar

I think its one of my favourite musicals ever

YeehaaMcgee

I like sticking my kingpin inside a cat.

Although, I'm fully supportive of the effort to displace cows entirely from the foodchain, and replace them with ickle biddy cat-steaks.
It would end our obesity issues by making all our food smaller. It's a topic I like to call small food, or "smood" for short.

Thewaylander

I personally think the idea of launching cats with rockets should be a new sport, to improve kids understanding childrens use of rockes.

Also introducing them to the food chain why not, kitty kebab.

YeehaaMcgee

Thewaylander wrote:

I personally think the idea of launching cats with rockets should be a new sport

Are you sure? they're quite big.


Also, I think we should change the name of the thread to Cat's
You know, just because.

EH_Rob

Horrible little arseholes. They kill everything. The injustice of it all is that if I got a load of honey badgers in to kill them all people would be up in arms.

pilch

I wouldn't mind eating Cat....

YeehaaMcgee

pilch wrote:

I wouldn't mind eating Cat

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EH_Rob wrote:

Horrible little arsehole

I concurr. Dirty little minx.

cazmotron

As Terry Pratchett once wrote "If cats looked like frogs everyone would know what evil little buggers they were"
Saying that I do like the wee buggers, used to love sitting watching my cat hunt and kill (well torture) other small furry animals

YeehaaMcgee

Cat deeley. Torturing. Mmmm.
Oh damn, now I'm all wet.

nicklouse

pesky_jones

Nothing wrong with a bit of pussy.

Cats look down on you - dogs look up to you.

YeehaaMcgee

We've all slept with a few dogs in our time, but obviously we prefer the cats.

pesky_jones

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

We've all slept with a few dogs in our time, but obviously we prefer the cats.

true say...

Thewaylander

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

We've all slept with a few dogs in our time, but obviously we prefer the cats.

But the dogs try harder...

Gazlar

pilch wrote:

I wouldn't mind eating Cat....

What.....Cat Deeley........with the wonky Lembit face, whose sownstairs would taste of Patrick Kielty?

no thanks

YeehaaMcgee

Gazlar wrote:

What.....Cat Deeley........with the wonky Lembit face

Sadly we're not all blessed with your skills as a stalker, or you rluck with the hot womens, so the rest of us have to make do. And yeah, I'd be more than willing to "make do" with Cat Deeley and her deeley boppers.

bg13

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbMt82yVj24

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Unclejonny

sack and canal springs to mind.........that's for the furry four legged type of cat, as for the Deeley type then a full examination would be required before sack and canal would spring to mind

pilch

Unclejonny wrote:

a full examination would be required before sack and canal would spring to mind

She can examine the contents of my sack anytime

mak3m

i prefer my pussy vacum pack fresh