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Secteur
Secteur Posts: 1,971
edited February 2013 in The cake stop
From The Sun
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4795894/Stoke-schlong-Trent-is-home-to-the-UKs-biggest-willies.html

BLOKES from Stoke will be feeling cock-a-hoop — after topping a poll of the UK’s biggest willies.

Fellas from the Potteries — birthplace of Robbie Williams — are said to have the longest todgers in the land, followed by men in Leeds and Manchester.

At the other end, the weeniest belong to blokes from the South West and East Anglia.

Condom firm TheyFit — which makes 95 sizes with different length and girth combinations — revealed it dispatches more of its longer varieties to Stoke-on-Trent.

Regionally, the largest sizes are ordered in the North West, followed by the North East.

Guys from Bristol order the biggest by circumference, according to its database of 20,000 men.

Stats also suggest schlongs are SHRINKING, with an average of 5.1 inches. Previous polls had it around 6 inches — but that may be down to FIBBING.

Joe Nelson, of TheyFit, said: “This is the most accurate survey of penis sizes ever collected. Previous studies have relied on self-reported measurements from men, leading to an issue of ‘size exaggeration’.”

Comments

  • Its all the tugging they do - theres naff all to do in stoke. :lol:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • I thought there were only 2 sizes, big un's & yeah yeah we all know.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Secteur wrote:
    Stats also suggest schlongs are SHRINKING, with an average of 5.1 inches. Previous polls had it around 6 inches — but that may be down to FIBBING.
    I would have thought it was because they were being modest. :?
    Nice baiting. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    See scientific evidence to show that evryone from Alsager (near as dammit to Stoke) is a w4nker.

    Oh the feeling of smugness as yet again I am proven right.......
  • Its all the tugging they do - theres naff all to do in stoke. :lol:
    People from Stoke are big on self-improvement, that's all.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • Is this the porno tribute act to these

    little_and_large-thumb-400x260.jpg

    :lol::lol:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Secteur wrote:
    Condom firm TheyFit — which makes 95 sizes with different length and girth combinations

    95? How would you know what size to go for? Maybe you need to use that "Chubby Checker" app: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967
    '12 CAAD 8 Tiagra
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Oh dear, south west person here... Although not originally
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    what did they use?

    a Chubby Checker?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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