Horsemeat

The Spiderman
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edited February 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Everyday there seems to be new stories on this. I reckon we`ve all iinadvertanly developed a taste for it now and will be moaning when we go back to cow burgers................
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  • neilrosser
    neilrosser Posts: 236
    How many times have you said "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"?.....well, you probably have :D
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  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    I could eat a scabby horse between two pi55ed matresses.....for the epicure.
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
    doesn't bother me tbh... horse obviously tastes nice, otherwise someone would have said something already.

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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    doesn't bother me tbh... horse obviously tastes nice, otherwise someone would have said something already.

    And I'm not dead.

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  • Woodmonkey
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    Never mind horse meat, tesco have found traces of wheelchair in the vegetable soup
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  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    doesn't bother me tbh... horse obviously tastes nice, otherwise someone would have said something already.

    And I'm not dead.


    Actually the horse had QUITE A LOT to say about it - albeit briefly.

    And it is dead.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    What cheese is the best to hide a small horse?






    Mascarpone.
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  • thekickingmule
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    From what I can gather, we're one of the only countries in the world that thinks it' weird to eat horses. I like that even though we're in the minority, we still have that imperial view: We're right, you're wrong!

    I'd eat horse burgers if they're a decent price.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Don't like Tesco burgers, they give me the trots.

    Although Iceland burgers is have been overjoyed to find out they had 28 percent of any meat in them
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  • thelonegroover
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    If there were any logic in what we eat, then horse meat would be far more popular than beef. Its leaner, has more iron, more omega 3, less fat. And currently it’s about a tenth the price.
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  • Magpie9
    Magpie9 Posts: 48
    Since Iceland is involved does this make Stacey Solomon a cannibal?
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    BB6Music want your horse jokes now.

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  • St Mark
    St Mark Posts: 43


    keeping this on the shelves seems like over confidence
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,427
    Thelonegroover wrote:
    If there were any logic in what we eat, then horse meat would be far more popular than beef. Its leaner, has more iron, more omega 3, less fat. And currently it’s about a tenth the price.
    Millions of French people can't be wrong....
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    Yes they can.
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Millions of French people can't be wrong....
    Of course they can. Have you BEEN to france?
    I mean, sure, the Alps are as cool as fukc, but most French "people" (and I use the term loosely) choose not to live in them.
    They, as a nation, do make awesome kebabs though.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,427
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Millions of French people can't be wrong....
    Of course they can. Have you BEEN to france?
    I mean, sure, the Alps are as cool as fukc, but most French "people" (and I use the term loosely) choose not to live in them.
    They, as a nation, do make awesome kebabs though.
    I was being sarcastic, but there wasn't a suitable smiley for it. And yep, I've been the France dozens of times (mainly to the Alps): great country, spoilt only by the inhabitants.

    But I'd be interested where the good kebabs are for future reference :)
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  • YeehaaMcgee
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    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I was being sarcastic
    So was I.
    Check out the kebabs though, seriously. I've had them in Moutier, Mottaret, Les Gets, and Morzine, they're epic. Like big chunks of deli meats, in soft white bread.
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  • Stevo_666
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    Must sort out next skiing holiday...though I did manage to get 'cheese sweats' from eating what felt like a kilo of raclette in one sitting last time I was out in Mottaret.
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  • bennett_346
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    I don't know what the issue is. Afterall in the crudcatcher we all...
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Must sort out next skiing holiday...though I did manage to get 'cheese sweats' from eating what felt like a kilo of raclette in one sitting last time I was out in Mottaret.
    I'm not a big lover of cheese, and sadly neither was my ex girlfriend. I really should sort out my personal hygiene one day.

    Been trying to book a couple of chalets for next season, but all the prices have shot up :? We seem to be looking at around a £125 price increase per person or so, which is going to totally screw the families :evil:
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  • cat_with_no_tail
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    bennett_346 wrote:
    I don't know what the issue is. Afterall in the crudcatcher we all...

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  • bennett_346
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    I only found it this afternoon, the timing could not be more approriate given recent news events...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,427
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Been trying to book a couple of chalets for next season, but all the prices have shot up :? We seem to be looking at around a £125 price increase per person or so, which is going to totally screw the families :evil:
    Bummer, might be demand is up because they got so much snow at the start of the season? Luckily I don't take the family skiing, it's friends only :P
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  • leevil knievil
    leevil knievil Posts: 162
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I was being sarcastic
    So was I.
    Check out the kebabs though, seriously. I've had them in Moutier, Mottaret, Les Gets, and Morzine, they're epic. Like big chunks of deli meats, in soft white bread.

    Do a bit of carp fishing in france at least once a year, me and my mate stayed near abbbeville one year and wanted something a bit differrent from the bank tramp food we were eating, went into the town and found a kebab shop, the sign on the window said ASS KEBAB!! did have a photo but can't seem too find it.

    At first i thought not having that, but my mate said we have to give it a go for a laugh it was actually ok didnt ask what it was and with there english and my poor french didnt worry about the translation, the chicken wings were ok too, well they tasted like chicken!!
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    I eat a Tesco ready meal and it gave me the trotts so I galloped down to the store and asked for a refund, the assistant said I should write a letter of complaint to the equestrian department. It was then that I noticed the assistant was very attractive, so I asked her for a date, she replied "I'm already in a stable relationship". I said "yeah, I guess I fell at the first hurdle". I felt like a right canter.
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