Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer...

Proutster
Proutster Posts: 785
edited February 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Unashamedly lifted from ride.io, but saw this and thought you guys might like a laugh:

Doh!!
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    thats quality, i wonder what he was drinking when he decided "I know, Hacksaw"
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    He gets my "Dingbat of the Day" award
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Was that fullymong? seems like something fullymong would do.
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  • leaflite
    leaflite Posts: 1,651
    Never has this been more appropriate:
    loss_for_words.gif
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  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    OMG, I mean OMFG, I mean.....sod it words fail me.....

    Hacksaw should be confiscated for his own safety, I have a Fisher Price 'saw' he'd be safe with......
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    The Beginner wrote:
    OMG, I mean OMFG, I mean.....sod it words fail me.....

    Hacksaw should be confiscated for his own safety, I have a Fisher Price 'saw' he'd be safe with......
    dont be so harsh. what more can be expected from and MBR person?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Good job the bike wasn't the wrong size
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    My obvious is too long... Hacksaw!!
  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Was that fullymong? seems like something fullymong would do.
    Feck off, not me.
    Anyway, I might only have 25 miles of cycling left to do before I can drive.
    So maybe you'll become a skittle. :mrgreen:
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
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    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    So maybe you'll become a skittle. :mrgreen:

    If by 'skittle' you mean 'something brightly coloured you like to suck on', I have to inform you you're not my type.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    Clank wrote:
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    So maybe you'll become a skittle. :mrgreen:

    If by 'skittle' you mean 'something brightly coloured you like to suck on', I have to inform you you're not my type.
    I was thinking more of the knock over violently type.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    So maybe you'll become a skittle. :mrgreen:

    If by 'skittle' you mean 'something brightly coloured you like to suck on', I have to inform you you're not my type.
    I was thinking more of the knock over violently type.

    Still not my type.

    But bless, some folk love a trier.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    So maybe you'll become a skittle. :mrgreen:

    If by 'skittle' you mean 'something brightly coloured you like to suck on', I have to inform you you're not my type.
    I was thinking more of the knock over violently type.

    Surely that makes you the bowling ball then, picked up by guys, have 3 fingers shoved in and used down an alley
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    The cold water has been applied. Now fuck off.
    BTW, I passed.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight

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