Passing horses

secretsam
secretsam Posts: 5,120
edited February 2013 in The cake stop
Loads of the damn things around here, frankly eating them isn't a bad idea

Next time I pass one, I'm going to ask the rider "On your way to Findus??" :lol::lol:
It's just a hill. Get over it.

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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I thought that this was a thread about uncomfortable bowl movements !
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  • wishitwasallflat
    wishitwasallflat Posts: 2,927
    If you pass a horse then put it on your roses
  • kemic68
    kemic68 Posts: 43
    Jeremy Vine was debating the Horsemeat Scandal on Radio 2 today.I caught the end of it and the next song he played was "They Shoot Horses Don't They" by Racing Cars.Thought of a few alternatives such as "A Horse With No Name" America,"Bring On The Dancing Horses" Echo And The Bunnymen or "Swimming Horses" by Siouxsie And The Banshees
  • GGBiker
    GGBiker Posts: 450
    I see lots of cows when I'm out cycling, sometimes I see people riding on the back of the cows or even chasing foxes on them. Very versatile animals, cows.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    No doubt in time the horse version of BSE will be this.
  • merkin
    merkin Posts: 452
    GGBiker wrote:
    I see lots of cows when I'm out cycling, sometimes I see people riding on the back of the cows or even chasing foxes on them. Very versatile animals, cows.
    You don't work in the abatoir that supplies Findus do you?
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    Never thought Findus would ever be accused of flogging a dead horse.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    That's what you get for eating findus lasagne :lol:
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  • Geordiemc
    Geordiemc Posts: 23
    I bought a burger yesterday in a cafe. Was asked if I wanted anything on it? Asked for £5 each way:)
    Light bike, fat rider.
  • byke68
    byke68 Posts: 1,070
    At least this new outrage has taken the spotlight from the Jimmy Saddle scandal.........................
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  • oldhairylegs
    oldhairylegs Posts: 220
    I just had my first big crap since the Findus food scare was announced.

    It was good to firm, but soft in places.....
  • dag_on_a_bike
    dag_on_a_bike Posts: 581
    Isn't it really a trading standards issue? Miss-selling and false description? I've paid for beef so I expect to get beef.
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    I'll think twice in the future before ordering the Surf & Turf.
  • manglier
    manglier Posts: 1,259
    Apparently the latest concern is about veggie burgers containing uniquorn.
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    Manglier wrote:
    Apparently the latest concern is about veggie burgers containing uniquorn.

    Can't decide if thats really good or really bad. Still laughed mind.
  • alanp23
    alanp23 Posts: 696
    You are all just trotting out the same jokes as from two weeks ago!
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  • byke68
    byke68 Posts: 1,070
    My Findus lasagne was nice but I prefer my Lidl Pony.....................
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  • Gabbo
    Gabbo Posts: 864
    o-FINDUS-570.jpg?6
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    byke68 wrote:
    My Findus lasagne was nice but I prefer my Lidl Pony.....................

    or Aldi Niti :lol:
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Yankee Doodle went to town
    A-riding on a pony
    He stuck a feather in his hat
    And called it macaroni

    And I always thought it referred to the hat!
  • snoopsmydogg
    snoopsmydogg Posts: 1,110
    DAG on a bike wrote:
    Isn't it really a trading standards issue? Miss-selling and false description? I've paid for beef so I expect to get beef.

    Horse or no horse, with most prepackaged tv dinners you are likely to get plenty of cow parts but would be surprised if much of it could be classified as beef :wink:
  • byke68
    byke68 Posts: 1,070
    What with all these equine related threads and "tasteless" jokes, I think we're flogging a dead horse.............................

    I'll get me coat..........
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  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    This thread is useless without pictures of norks.

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