Jens Top Tube.
tim_wand
Posts: 2,552
I m not a big fan of Names or anything on the bike , unless you are of course part of the Pro Peleton and one man who has been there for 17 years , Jens Voight has the following.
"Shut up Legs" 805,000 Kms , 3100 Kgs of Pasta, 110 Stitches, 100 crashes and 64 wins (Sod it you can read the rest yourself)
Why hasnt it got and I m Angelina Jolies dad on it too ?
Seriously though the guy is a legend, What would your top tube have on it?
Mine
God knows but certainly not enough KMs ridden (Besides I ride Miles you metric nazis)
3100 Pies eaten (Last Year alone)
Several Mister Men Mr Bump plasters
Never crashed! too slow (except when coasting to a stop and forgetting to unclip)
Every Ride a Victory.
"Shut up Legs" 805,000 Kms , 3100 Kgs of Pasta, 110 Stitches, 100 crashes and 64 wins (Sod it you can read the rest yourself)
Why hasnt it got and I m Angelina Jolies dad on it too ?
Seriously though the guy is a legend, What would your top tube have on it?
Mine
God knows but certainly not enough KMs ridden (Besides I ride Miles you metric nazis)
3100 Pies eaten (Last Year alone)
Several Mister Men Mr Bump plasters
Never crashed! too slow (except when coasting to a stop and forgetting to unclip)
Every Ride a Victory.
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Unbeaten on spin cycle 4
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
This way up.0
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My other bike's a B Twin Triban 3.0
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If my B Twin Triban 3's a rockin' I'm a bonkin'0
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If you can read this from your car you're too close ya ****0
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Slower, but much cleaner than Lance.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Menu from the Local kebab house.I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...0
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^ has to be Soni's surely?0
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Bumpseanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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In support of Pinarello's Bump (Makes you sound like Kate Middleton)
And just to celebrate the Final Tour of an absolute legend.
That needs quite some adding too now
And this which brought a tear to my eye
http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/07/ ... our_2961820 -
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Contador's surely?john-e-big-guns wrote:"All Meat a Real Treat"
None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
"The most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel"Raymondo
"Let's just all be really careful out there folks!"0 -
Bump for his new top tube:
Beauty error:
Rest of the bike here: http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/08/ ... e-7_2994890 -
cesco wrote:Bump for his new top tube:
Beauty error:
Rest of the bike here: http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/08/ ... e-7_299489
Strewth he has 6 bloody kids, Quite literally, SHUT UP YOUR LEGS Stephanie.
Seriously though the Mans a legend were does he get his time, No wonder he rides like a Sunday Morning Club cyclist on A promise 0 -
I went on a very hilly and windy 4 and a half hour ride on Sunday - there's no way I could have fulfilled any 'promise', let alone the promise of getting "back in two hours honey, no problem".seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
