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Montgomery

nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
edited January 2013 in The bottom bracket
Burns night.Great chieftain o' the pudding race.
I'm in.
Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • montgomery attacking the forum on 2 fronts - is this the start of zombie apocalypse WW3 - i'm only asking cos in stoke its hard to tell if the zombies have risen or not so any heads up is appreciated. :o :?: :oops:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Entrails everywhere tonight, preceded by the wailing of a thousand lost souls.Must...get...a...big...knife.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
    Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
    Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
    Painch, tripe, or thairm:
    Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
    As lang's my arm.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • I've got a veggie haggis - haha take that scotch people. :arrow: :evil: :?
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    The groaning trencher there ye fill,
    Your hurdies like a distant hill,
    Your pin wad help to mend a mill
    In time o' need,
    While thro' your pores the dews distil
    Like amber bead.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,274
    I've got a veggie haggis - haha take that scotch people. :arrow: :evil: :?

    Perfect attire for your veggie Haggis - a kilt. Underwear would be a hinderence. Good luck and point your derriere towards Wales please.

    Ode to Cleat

    Cycling down the highway,
    doing eighty point four,
    Cleaty cut a gasser
    And it blew me out the door!
    The bottom bracket, it exploded,
    The frame fell apart,
    All because of Cleaty's
    Supersonic fart!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    The first mechanically-propelled 2-wheel vehicle may have been built by Rabbie Burns, a Scot , in 1839, although the claim is often disputed. He is also associated with the first recorded instance of a cycling traffic offense, when a Glasgow newspaper in 1842 reported an accident in which an anonymous "gentleman from Dumfries-shire... bestride a velocipede... of ingenious design" knocked over a little girl in Glasgow and was fined five shillings.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,274
    Aye, sounds like him. Proabably escaping the wrath of a un-intended grandfather to be, shotgun in hand.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • I addressed the haggis at a Burns night held last Sat'day. Went down a storm in front of a packed house if I say so myself. :wink::D
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,274
    Addressing Haggissesses can cause a stutter. B's become difficult to [edit] articulate. lol
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,447
    ode to a haggis.

    Ye greasy basser pon a plate
    what the censored did I just ate?
    wha sort of animal are ye
    tha has nae limbs but taste like ars's three?
    ye bag of oats and sheepies censored things
    all tied and biled wi bits o strings
    I'm sure ye are he devils spawn
    and likely I'll see thee gen afor morn
    all spattered round yon pure white bog
    and looking like tthat brought in by dog
    Glad I am tis just once a year
    that the haggis beastie I have tae fear.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Addressing Haggissesses can cause a stutter. B's become difficult to [edit] articulate. lol
    Bu99er, didn't get the edit in quick enough. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
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