Montgomery

Burns night.Great chieftain o' the pudding race.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
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momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o' need,
While thro' your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.
Perfect attire for your veggie Haggis - a kilt. Underwear would be a hinderence. Good luck and point your derriere towards Wales please.
Ode to Cleat
Cycling down the highway,
doing eighty point four,
Cleaty cut a gasser
And it blew me out the door!
The bottom bracket, it exploded,
The frame fell apart,
All because of Cleaty's
Supersonic fart!
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
Ye greasy basser pon a plate
what the censored did I just ate?
wha sort of animal are ye
tha has nae limbs but taste like ars's three?
ye bag of oats and sheepies censored things
all tied and biled wi bits o strings
I'm sure ye are he devils spawn
and likely I'll see thee gen afor morn
all spattered round yon pure white bog
and looking like tthat brought in by dog
Glad I am tis just once a year
that the haggis beastie I have tae fear.
The older I get, the better I was.
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.