Montgomery

nevman

Burns night.Great chieftain o' the pudding race.
I'm in.

Cleat Eastwood

montgomery attacking the forum on 2 fronts - is this the start of zombie apocalypse WW3 - i'm only asking cos in stoke its hard to tell if the zombies have risen or not so any heads up is appreciated. :?: :oops:

nevman

Entrails everywhere tonight, preceded by the wailing of a thousand lost souls.Must...get...a...big...knife.

nevman

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.

Cleat Eastwood

I've got a veggie haggis - haha take that scotch people. :arrow: :evil: :?

nevman

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o' need,
While thro' your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

pinno

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

I've got a veggie haggis - haha take that scotch people. :arrow: :evil: :?

Perfect attire for your veggie Haggis - a kilt. Underwear would be a hinderence. Good luck and point your derriere towards Wales please.

Ode to Cleat

Cycling down the highway,
doing eighty point four,
Cleaty cut a gasser
And it blew me out the door!
The bottom bracket, it exploded,
The frame fell apart,
All because of Cleaty's
Supersonic fart!

nevman

The first mechanically-propelled 2-wheel vehicle may have been built by Rabbie Burns, a Scot , in 1839, although the claim is often disputed. He is also associated with the first recorded instance of a cycling traffic offense, when a Glasgow newspaper in 1842 reported an accident in which an anonymous "gentleman from Dumfries-shire... bestride a velocipede... of ingenious design" knocked over a little girl in Glasgow and was fined five shillings.

pinno

Aye, sounds like him. Proabably escaping the wrath of a un-intended grandfather to be, shotgun in hand.

Frank the tank

I addressed the haggis at a Burns night held last Sat'day. Went down a storm in front of a packed house if I say so myself.

pinno

Addressing Haggissesses can cause a stutter. B's become difficult to [edit] articulate. lol

capt_slog

ode to a haggis.

Ye greasy basser pon a plate
what the feck did I just ate?
wha sort of animal are ye
tha has nae limbs but taste like ars's three?
ye bag of oats and sheepies queer things
all tied and biled wi bits o strings
I'm sure ye are he devils spawn
and likely I'll see thee gen afor morn
all spattered round yon pure white bog
and looking like tthat brought in by dog
Glad I am tis just once a year
that the haggis beastie I have tae fear.

Frank the tank

pinarello001 wrote:

Addressing Haggissesses can cause a stutter. B's become difficult to [edit] articulate. lol

Bu99er, didn't get the edit in quick enough.