Lance Armstrong Joke Thread
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“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
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"Difficult, difficult, lemon difficult"0
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Q: What's the secret of Lance Armstrong's success?
A: staying positive.0 -
Q: What's american for 'maillots jaune'?
A: Mellow Johnny's
Apologies. This joke needs some serious work. But then again, it's not mine, is it, LA?0 -
Ok, next:
"I called you crazy,I called you a b-itch, I called you all these things, but I never called you fat!"0 -
"I absolutely did not dope after my return in 2005"0
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"I viewed Dr. Michele Ferrari as a good man and I still do. [..] He’s a friend, a great person."0
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RT @Uk_Sniper1: “Lance Armstrong should be applauded for riding a bike so well on drugs. I tried it once, hit a dog and fell into a canal”
Gary Fairley @StumpyRider
Guess if Lance needs tissues on Oprah, we can bet Paul Kimmage will be needing them for other reasons, huh?We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
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Guys you've been watching the wrong programme, he's been denying everything!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... UKZD6eqgo#!0 -
outsider78 wrote:Guys you've been watching the wrong programme, he's been denying everything!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... UKZD6eqgo#!
Not going to lie, that made my day. Thank you0
