The UK "It's snowing outside drinking game"
One Man And His Bike
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INSTRUCTIONS:
Turn on TV or Radio - Fire up the Interweb...
Weather warning on TV/News/Radio - 1 drink.
For every inch of snow they mention 1 shot.
For every picture they show where there is a disproportional amount of snow - 1 drink.
Every time they show a Gritting truck drive by - Double shot.
Now turn on Facebook for the Quick fire bonus round!
For every post mentioning snow - Snort one shot.
For every snow related picture - 1 Drink.
For any picture of snow with a cat - Bonus shot!
For each and every post making out it's as if we are living in deepest Siberia during the middle of their worst winter, pick the bottle up and keep drinking till you fall unconscious. Maybe when you wake up the snow'demic, Slushysteria and panic will all be over when people realise countries all over the world manage for months with 50 times the amount of snow we have had or will get, seriously, get a grip and go get drunk.
Feel free to repost on forums/post this as your status on Failbook.com, I really couldn't care less, I'm about to open a bottle of spirits, play the game and no doubt get drunk in 3 minutes.
Turn on TV or Radio - Fire up the Interweb...
Weather warning on TV/News/Radio - 1 drink.
For every inch of snow they mention 1 shot.
For every picture they show where there is a disproportional amount of snow - 1 drink.
Every time they show a Gritting truck drive by - Double shot.
Now turn on Facebook for the Quick fire bonus round!
For every post mentioning snow - Snort one shot.
For every snow related picture - 1 Drink.
For any picture of snow with a cat - Bonus shot!
For each and every post making out it's as if we are living in deepest Siberia during the middle of their worst winter, pick the bottle up and keep drinking till you fall unconscious. Maybe when you wake up the snow'demic, Slushysteria and panic will all be over when people realise countries all over the world manage for months with 50 times the amount of snow we have had or will get, seriously, get a grip and go get drunk.
Feel free to repost on forums/post this as your status on Failbook.com, I really couldn't care less, I'm about to open a bottle of spirits, play the game and no doubt get drunk in 3 minutes.
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Someone please enlighten me as to what" Facebook" is please.Cervelo S5 Ultegra Di2.0
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upperoilcan wrote:Someone please enlighten me as to what" Facebook" is please.
Dunno, I know what Failbook is though, does that count?0 -
F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHBScience adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
MattC59 wrote:F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB
He's been indoors playing drinking games.
In other news, Sarah Farmer (BBC Weathergirl) had five inches this morning, the lucky lass.Ecrasez l’infame0 -
If I had played this watching BBC Look East I'd be hammered now! Total over reaction. Bored now0
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MattC59 wrote:F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB
New job started 8 months ago, bit of a Black Hole for life and free time I'm afraid.
Hows you dude?0 -
BelgianBeerGeek wrote:MattC59 wrote:F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB
He's been indoors playing drinking games.
In other news, Sarah Farmer (BBC Weathergirl) had five inches this morning, the lucky lass.
Not really, she's been short changed. Derek, the camp BBC Wales weatherman, had 10" in the valley!0 -
Pross wrote:BelgianBeerGeek wrote:MattC59 wrote:F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB
He's been indoors playing drinking games.
In other news, Sarah Farmer (BBC Weathergirl) had five inches this morning, the lucky lass.
Not really, she's been short changed. Derek, the camp BBC Wales weatherman, had 10" in the valley!
Lollericeskates0 -
One Man And His Bike wrote:MattC59 wrote:F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB
New job started 8 months ago, bit of a Black Hole for life and free time I'm afraid.
Hows you dude?
New job 3 months ago too, keeping busy but not spending enough time on the bikeScience adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
MattC59 wrote:One Man And His Bike wrote:MattC59 wrote:F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB
New job started 8 months ago, bit of a Black Hole for life and free time I'm afraid.
Hows you dude?
New job 3 months ago too, keeping busy but not spending enough time on the bike
*wave* to Matt. That makes 2 of you not riding enough!
Love n hugs
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Sorry, not a chance I could play this. Used to live in the Alps so loads of friends always posting snowy pics up. I'd be an alchy in no timePeter0
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MattC59 wrote:One Man And His Bike wrote:MattC59 wrote:F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB
New job started 8 months ago, bit of a Black Hole for life and free time I'm afraid.
Hows you dude?
New job 3 months ago too, keeping busy but not spending enough time on the bike
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Hope the new job is working out for you!0