The UK "It's snowing outside drinking game"

One Man And His Bike
edited January 2013 in The bottom bracket
INSTRUCTIONS:

Turn on TV or Radio - Fire up the Interweb...

Weather warning on TV/News/Radio - 1 drink.
For every inch of snow they mention 1 shot.
For every picture they show where there is a disproportional amount of snow - 1 drink.
Every time they show a Gritting truck drive by - Double shot.

Now turn on Facebook for the Quick fire bonus round!

For every post mentioning snow - Snort one shot.
For every snow related picture - 1 Drink.
For any picture of snow with a cat - Bonus shot!

For each and every post making out it's as if we are living in deepest Siberia during the middle of their worst winter, pick the bottle up and keep drinking till you fall unconscious. Maybe when you wake up the snow'demic, Slushysteria and panic will all be over when people realise countries all over the world manage for months with 50 times the amount of snow we have had or will get, seriously, get a grip and go get drunk.

Feel free to repost on forums/post this as your status on Failbook.com, I really couldn't care less, I'm about to open a bottle of spirits, play the game and no doubt get drunk in 3 minutes. :D

Comments

  • upperoilcan
    upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    Someone please enlighten me as to what" Facebook" is please.
    Cervelo S5 Ultegra Di2.
  • Someone please enlighten me as to what" Facebook" is please.

    Dunno, I know what Failbook is though, does that count?
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB :D
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • MattC59 wrote:
    F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB :D

    He's been indoors playing drinking games.

    In other news, Sarah Farmer (BBC Weathergirl) had five inches this morning, the lucky lass.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • If I had played this watching BBC Look East I'd be hammered now! Total over reaction. Bored now
  • MattC59 wrote:
    F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB :D
    Hey Matt. (:

    New job started 8 months ago, bit of a Black Hole for life and free time I'm afraid.

    Hows you dude?
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    MattC59 wrote:
    F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB :D

    He's been indoors playing drinking games.

    In other news, Sarah Farmer (BBC Weathergirl) had five inches this morning, the lucky lass.

    Not really, she's been short changed. Derek, the camp BBC Wales weatherman, had 10" in the valley!
  • Pross wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB :D

    He's been indoors playing drinking games.

    In other news, Sarah Farmer (BBC Weathergirl) had five inches this morning, the lucky lass.

    Not really, she's been short changed. Derek, the camp BBC Wales weatherman, had 10" in the valley!

    Lollericeskates
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    MattC59 wrote:
    F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB :D
    Hey Matt. (:

    New job started 8 months ago, bit of a Black Hole for life and free time I'm afraid.

    Hows you dude?

    New job 3 months ago too, keeping busy but not spending enough time on the bike :(
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    MattC59 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB :D
    Hey Matt. (:

    New job started 8 months ago, bit of a Black Hole for life and free time I'm afraid.

    Hows you dude?

    New job 3 months ago too, keeping busy but not spending enough time on the bike :(

    *wave* to Matt. That makes 2 of you not riding enough!

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • DF33
    DF33 Posts: 732
    Sorry, not a chance I could play this. Used to live in the Alps so loads of friends always posting snowy pics up. I'd be an alchy in no time
    Peter
  • MattC59 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    F*ck me, haven't seen you for a while OMAHB :D
    Hey Matt. (:

    New job started 8 months ago, bit of a Black Hole for life and free time I'm afraid.

    Hows you dude?

    New job 3 months ago too, keeping busy but not spending enough time on the bike :(
    Yeah I know that feeling. :
    (

    Hope the new job is working out for you! :)