Joke of the day
newbie_biker
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Lil' Johnny
Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s**t."
Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s**t."
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Repost this in Cruddie and I'll tell you how crap it is.I don't do smileys.
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An English man, Irish man and a Scottish man are walking through a jungle when they are captured by a tribe of Cannibals.
The cheif of the cannibals says, "I want each of you to go out into the jungle and comeback with 10 of one kind of fruit".
The Scottish man returns first with 10 grapes.
The Cheif says, "Now, I want you to shove each of those grapes up your arse without making any sound and we will let you live. If you make any noise we will kill you".
The Scottish man manages to get the first one up without making a noise, but on the second he lets out a small screech.
The cheif kills him and the Scottish man's soul goes up to heaven.
The English man returns with 10 berrys and is given the same instructions.
He shoves up the 1st, then 2nd, then 3rd. Finally he is about to put the 10th berry up his arse when he bursts out laughing.
The cheif kills him and the English man's soul goes up to heaven.
In heaven the Scottish man, "Why did you start laughing. You only had one berry left and you would have been free".
The English man replies, "I saw the Irish man coming back with pineapples".0 -
As this is the hub, chief is spelt chief.
Otherwise, even less funny than the first one.
I'm starting to see a pattern.I don't do smileys.
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cooldad wrote:As this is the hub, chief is spelt chief.
Otherwise, even less funny than the first one.
I'm starting to see a pattern.
Does his royal pieness want a blue peter badge or summat?0 -
Mmmmmmm.
Nope, still not funny.
But plug away, miracles do happen.I don't do smileys.
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Joked should be in crudcatcher....the first joke I heard before you became the future.....Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.0
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Be nice to him. He could be the new Fullymong.I don't do smileys.
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cooldad wrote:Be nice to him. He could be the new Fullymong.
Yeah we could do with a new one - they don't last long do theyI'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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newbie_biker wrote:Share the Joke
An English man, Irish man and a Scottish man are walking through a jungle when they are captured by a tribe of Cannibals.
The cheif of the cannibals says, "I want each of you to go out into the jungle and comeback with 10 of one kind of fruit".
The Scottish man returns first with 10 grapes.
The Cheif says, "Now, I want you to shove each of those grapes up your ars* without making any sound and we will let you live. If you make any noise we will kill you".
The Scottish man manages to get the first one up without making a noise, but on the second he lets out a small screech.
The cheif kills him and the Scottish man's soul goes up to heaven.
The English man returns with 10 berrys and is given the same instructions.
He shoves up the 1st, then 2nd, then 3rd. Finally he is about to put the 10th berry up his ars* when he bursts out laughing.
The cheif kills him and the English man's soul goes up to heaven.
In heaven the Scottish man, "Why did you start laughing. You only had one berry left and you would have been free".
The English man replies, "I saw the Irish man coming back with pineapples".
Why did they not just run away to the airport or somewhere like that instead of returning? And btw - pineapples do not grow IN jungles - they need light.0
