Lack of girls on the forum?

seanoconn
seanoconn Posts: 11,671
edited January 2013 in The bottom bracket
Without wishing to sound seedy, why is there a lack of girls to perv over on the forum?

There are plenty of lovely young fillies out on road bikes these days and so much innuendo to be had on here.
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    How do you know BR is not just a haven for cycling cyber dykes masquerading as blokes? :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Shhh Francine.
  • ToeKnee
    ToeKnee Posts: 376
    seanoconn wrote:
    girls to perv over
    Well, that'll lure them out of the woodwork even if it's only to knock you about a bit and to laugh at the size of your ...
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Shhh Francine.
    Damn!

    Do you think anyone noticed? :oops:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • wishitwasallflat
    wishitwasallflat Posts: 2,927
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Shhh Francine.
    Damn!

    Do you think anyone noticed? :oops:
    Always thought there was something fishy about you
  • MaxwellBygraves
    MaxwellBygraves Posts: 1,353
    If you were a girl, would you use this forum?
    "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! " - Homer
  • wishitwasallflat
    wishitwasallflat Posts: 2,927
    MaxwellBygraves wrote:
    If you were a girl, would you use this forum?
    Only to chat up sexy, intelligent, good looking men like me.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    MaxwellBygraves wrote:
    If you were a girl, would you use this forum?
    Only to chat up sexy, intelligent, good looking men like me.
    What you doing tonight tigerrrrrrrrr? :wink::lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Frank the tank wrote:
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    MaxwellBygraves wrote:
    If you were a girl, would you use this forum?
    Only to chat up sexy, intelligent, good looking men like me.
    What you doing tonight tigerrrrrrrrr? :wink::lol:


    Watch you Hips Francine they aint been widened yet, whens the Op?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    tim wand wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    MaxwellBygraves wrote:
    If you were a girl, would you use this forum?
    Only to chat up sexy, intelligent, good looking men like me.
    What you doing tonight tigerrrrrrrrr? :wink::lol:


    Watch you Hips Francine they aint been widened yet, whens the Op?

    Francine, are you off to Thailand for the girl/boy op? I can save you $5k. It involves Vodka (anaesthetic), a hack saw and a vice. £10 for you, special offer and i'm robbing myself.
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  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    tim wand wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    MaxwellBygraves wrote:
    If you were a girl, would you use this forum?
    Only to chat up sexy, intelligent, good looking men like me.
    What you doing tonight tigerrrrrrrrr? :wink::lol:


    Watch you Hips Francine they aint been widened yet, whens the Op?

    I'm starting to worry what operation he's going in for now :D
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    ToeKnee wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    girls to perv over
    Well, that'll lure them out of the woodwork even if it's only to knock you about a bit and to laugh at the size of your ...
    Who have you been talking to!?!
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  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    Yossina tried this place then realised it was full of twatttts so went to mumsnet.

    Now we all know how that ended ...........

    As an aside, I've just realised what I've written. What a freakingly good inadvertent pun. Shyyyt man, I'm good.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    DD showed her face briefly, is that not enough ?
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  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    DD isn't a girl though, I have my suspicions.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    MattC59 wrote:
    DD showed her face briefly, is that not enough ?
    It's a start. More girls would mean competition. They'd have to fight it out for our attention, preferably in water, mud or jelly.
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  • CrunchyToes
    CrunchyToes Posts: 2
    edited February 2016
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Rick Chasey has the physique of a thirteen year old girl, (albeit a malnourished one).

    Close enough?
  • wishitwasallflat
    wishitwasallflat Posts: 2,927
    Frank the tank wrote:
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    MaxwellBygraves wrote:
    If you were a girl, would you use this forum?
    Only to chat up sexy, intelligent, good looking men like me.
    What you doing tonight tigerrrrrrrrr? :wink::lol:

    Thanks for the offer but very sorry I met a lovely girl on mumsnet a few weeks back so I am taken - I am sure there are plenty more around here interested in your certain charms ?

    PS - Sorry to divert the thread but can anyone reccomend me a new saddle? My old one has been quite uncomfortable for a few weeks now so reckon I need to replace it.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Ask DDD.
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    MaxwellBygraves wrote:
    If you were a girl, would you use this forum?
    Only to chat up sexy, intelligent, good looking men like me.
    What you doing tonight tigerrrrrrrrr? :wink::lol:

    Thanks for the offer but very sorry I met a lovely girl on mumsnet a few weeks back so I am taken - I am sure there are plenty more around here interested in your certain charms ?

    PS - Sorry to divert the thread but can anyone reccomend me a new saddle? My old one has been quite uncomfortable for a few weeks now so reckon I need to replace it.

    Due to the op ?
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • rozzer32
    rozzer32 Posts: 3,923
    wishitwasallflat wrote:

    Thanks for the offer but very sorry I met a lovely girl on mumsnet a few weeks back so I am taken - I am sure there are plenty more around here interested in your certain charms ?

    Is she a MILF??
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  • wishitwasallflat
    wishitwasallflat Posts: 2,927
    MattC59 wrote:
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    wishitwasallflat wrote:
    MaxwellBygraves wrote:
    If you were a girl, would you use this forum?
    Only to chat up sexy, intelligent, good looking men like me.
    What you doing tonight tigerrrrrrrrr? :wink::lol:

    Thanks for the offer but very sorry I met a lovely girl on mumsnet a few weeks back so I am taken - I am sure there are plenty more around here interested in your certain charms ?

    PS - Sorry to divert the thread but can anyone reccomend me a new saddle? My old one has been quite uncomfortable for a few weeks now so reckon I need to replace it.

    Due to the op ?

    Not sure - my mumsnet date tells me just to use MTFU cream (whatever that means) and says it's much worse with porridge (whatever that means) - maybe I should chuck her and get a new date on here ?
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    MattC59 wrote:
    DD showed her face briefly, is that not enough ?

    Hey Matt, (and Bunneh, you're a squished pussy), I'm still here, but I have turned into a lurker/stalker. Until this place gets a kick up the ass. I got what I came for...

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • Yossie
    Yossie Posts: 2,600
    jim453 wrote:
    Rick Chasey has the physique of a thirteen year old girl, (albeit a malnourished one).

    Close enough?

    Is he still around? Great!!!!!
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    jim453 wrote:
    Rick Chasey has the physique of a thirteen year old girl, (albeit a malnourished one).

    Close enough?


    Explains why you keep sending me pervy PMs.

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  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Not too sure what you mean there, Richard.

    Are you suggesting that I am, in fact Jimmy Savile and have been sending you messages from beyond the grave? Doesn't really work, does it?

    Furthermore, and as we both well know, the only pm that has ever passed between us was from you - asking me to stop making fun of you on the forum. I remember it well as it had a faintly threatening tone and yet still managed to be extremely funny. I can quote it if you'd like.

    Didn't really work either. Did it?
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    I'd let it slide if you could take the same jokes you dish out. Turns out you can't.

    Regular vitriol that only goes one way and taunts won't get you far.
    _
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    Hi DD! Yeah this place is a bit stagnant these days, it's easy to rattle cages though. So very very easy :)
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Eurobunneh - My Youtube channel.
  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    Popette used to roam around this forum, and if she's the person I think it is judging by her FB picture she's rather pretty for her age!

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