Bike Jokes?

richsieb
richsieb Posts: 137
edited January 2013 in The bottom bracket
Stuck revising, anyone got any crude or rude jokes to keep me sane? :)

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    I've seen some jokes on a bike, if thats any good?

    If this thread takes off, it will be counter productive to you.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • trisomy21
    trisomy21 Posts: 14
    Two communists are cycling along, one says to the other "Have you read Marx?", his friend replies "Yes, it must be this narrow saddle".
  • mallorcajeff
    mallorcajeff Posts: 1,489
    chris froome
  • keef66
    keef66 Posts: 13,123
    Two cycling nuns / cobbled street / "come this way often?"
  • natrix
    natrix Posts: 1,111
    "Where's your bicycle Vicar" I said, (because it was the first time I had seen him walking in 10 years!). "Don't know, I think it might have been stolen, but I will get it back on Sunday" he replied. "At my next sermon I will go through the ten commandments. When I get to 'thou shalt not steal' God will sort it out, I've got faith"

    The following week, sure enough he was riding the bike again. So I asked him if the ten commandments thing had worked as planned: "I got as far as thou shall not commit adultery.......then I suddenly remembered where I left the bike.."
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  • natrix
    natrix Posts: 1,111
    "Do you realise you have left your shorts at home?" I said as I rode along side a rather exposed looking cyclist... "Yeah it was the wifes idea" he replied "Last week I went out without my jersy and finished up with a stiff neck!" :D
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  • RowCycle
    RowCycle Posts: 367
    Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

    The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

    The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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